I know
Me actually having fun
And being happy is surprising
But
I do have to say
It was a damn good weekend
Not because something good happened
Oh no
Because I found out something so terrible
And cruel
I loved every second
Turns out
I was two timed
Turns out
She's visiting
Turns out
he's actually a jackass
Which I why I was able to say
"oh for fucks sake it's about time I forget it,"
Then proceed to have my own little dance party
I can't tell you if I was a good dancer
And I can't tell you if I was a good singer
But damn I've never felt better
The joy of being single