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O12. pep talkin' peter
sarcasm is the LOWEST FORM of wit !!!
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&& two participants . . .
roro ( rosie )
charlotte's web ( peter )
roro
hey can i get your advice on
something
charlotte's web
yes rosie i do think it's a bad idea to
kidnap the cast of parks & rec and
force them to do a reunion show
that you edit in the iMovie app
roro
NOT ABOUT THAT YOU BALL
OF YARN
charlotte's web
oh in that case
yes feel free to ask for advice!
roro
which pair should i get first when
i join the circus
charlotte's web
is your backup plan really to
become a clown
roro
charlotte's web
guess that answers that question
then
you're gonna do great today!
what time is the test?
roro
it's in seventeen minutes and twelve
seconds
charlotte's web
that's oddly specific
roro
yeah i have a countdown set on
the countdown app
it's titled "the final countdown"
you know
because after this test
i'll be dead
charlotte's web
don't you think you're being a
touch overdramatic
roro
that's defamation
i'm going to sue you for slander
my lawyers will be in contact
charlotte's web
right sorry
you clearly don't have a dramatic
bone in your body!
roro
charlotte's web
i get the feeling you might be
nervous for this test
roro
oh gee mr. holmes what gave you
that idea!!!!
charlotte's web
you're mean when you're nervous
roro
charlotte's web
where are you right now
roro
i have a free period until chemistry
so i'm shotgunning peppermints
in the courtyard
charlotte's web
so you aren't in class?
roro
no
. . . incoming call —
( from charlotte's web! )
ACCEPT or DECLINE?
call accepted!
connecting . . .
ROSIE: what is the meaning of this, mr. parker? are you calling to audibly make fun of me for being a wimp?
PETER: no, i'm calling you because i think you could use the sound of a friend's voice right now.
ROSIE: unfortunately for me, all of my friends are in class.
PETER: rosie...
ROSIE: oh! you mean you!
PETER: oh gee, ms. holmes, what gave you that idea?!
ROSIE: sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
PETER: you literally just used the sherlock insult on me like two minutes ago!
ROSIE: i meant sarcasm is the lowest form of wit on everyone except me.
PETER: ah yes, i don't know why that wasn't my immediate first guess!
ROSIE: ok i'm about to move to a more serious note, so don't make fun of me for gettin' sappy.
PETER: i'll try.
ROSIE: thank you so much for what you did last night, really. i'm still kind of shocked you gave up five and a half hours of your life to tutor a lost cause like me.
PETER: you're not a lost cause, rosie. you're so smart, okay? you were actually picking up on things fairly quickly on facetime last night.
ROSIE: ...really?
PETER: yes.
ROSIE: so, you really think i'm gonna do okay on this test?
PETER: i really do.
ROSIE: thanks, pete.
PETER: i mean, with an amazing tutor like me, how could you not?
ROSIE: okay, you ruined the moment. way to go, you moldy piece of white bread!
PETER: [laughing] i'm kidding! you're super smart, alright? you'll do great.
ROSIE: fine, you redeemed yourself.
PETER: woah, what was that noise?
ROSIE: the bell's ringing. fuck! i have to go, i'm going to chemistry.
PETER: text me when you finish the test!
ROSIE: will do. wish me good luck!
PETER: good luck, roro.
ROSIE: pete?
PETER: yeah?
ROSIE: you're a good friend.
author's note: i'm rewatching star wars and let me just say again, THE PREQUELS R GOOD Y'ALL ARE JUST MEAN ✨✨✨