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~~~Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
~~~If you mated a bull dog and a shitzu, would it be called a bullshit?
~~~If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
~~~Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
~~~If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
~~~Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
~~~Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
~~~Why are Softballs hard?
~~~Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
~~~If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
~~~Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet?
~~~Why do we ‘scrub down’ and ‘wash up’?
~~~Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
~~~Can blind people see their dreams?
~~~Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
~~~Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
~~~Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
~~~Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
~~~Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
~~~Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
~~~If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
~~~Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
~~~How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
~~~If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
~~~If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
~~~What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
~~~Where's the egg in an egg roll?
~~~Why aren't blue berries blue?
~~~Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
~~~Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
~~~Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
~~~If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
~~~Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
~~~Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
~~~Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
~~~Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
~~~Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
~~~What do people in China call their good plates?
~~~If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
~~~Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
~~~What do you call male ballerinas?
~~~Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
~~~If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
~~~Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
~~~If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
~~~If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
~~~If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
~~~Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
~~~If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
~~~If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
~~~Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
~~~Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
~~~Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?
~~~You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?
~~~Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?
~~~If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
~~~How come there aren't B batteries?
~~~If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards, would he end up owing you money?
~~~Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
~~~Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?
~~~How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
~~~If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
~~~Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
~~~How do you remove a club soda stain?
~~~Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
~~~How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
~~~When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
~~~How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated?
~~~Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
~~~Why do kids learn math when they could just use calculators like the grownups?
~~~Do you ever just get the urge to double-click something?
~~~How come there's a greeting card section for new babies? Do they come some other way?
~~~Why don't black guys get white tattoos?
~~~Can't the postman give it to the garbage man and save us the hassle?
~~~Instead of candy, wouldn't it be easier to take, say, cabbage from a baby?
~~~Do the people who say "God darn it" really think God darns?
~~~If a job is cancelled, do hit men get a kill fee?
~~~When you perform a head count, do Siamese twins count as one or two?
~~~If its friendly fire, shouldn't they use blanks?
~~~How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?
~~~Do turkeys get sleepy from that thing in turkey that makes you sleepy?
~~~Is it really necessary for L.A. to have a zoo?
~~~Did they purposely make dyslexia hard to spell?
~~~What do you call it when fat people swim naked?
~~~Is it wrong to enjoy the smell of your own gas?
~~~Why do we still call it "shipping" when it goes by plane and truck?
~~~Who wants to own a convertible that you drive only to work and back?
~~~Why do they call it weed when it's so hard to grow?
~~~Why won't my bankruptcy attorney accept payments?
~~~Is Florida shaped like a handgun on purpose?