mama millie:
i have a question
hubby:
i'm scared
mama millie:
if you were the bachelor and i was a contestant would you pick me?
hubby:
of course
mama millie:
you're lying
hubby:
do you not want me to pick you?
mama millie:
i want you to not lie
hubby:
i'm not lying!!
mama millie:
here you go lying again
hubby:
how are the girls today?
mama millie:
don't change the subject
hubby:
camille, honey
mama millie:
don't say something sappy and gross
hubby:
i could have a hundred different tries and i'd pick you a hundred times
mama millie:
semi believable
hubby:
jesus almighty
mama millie:
you'd be a weird bachelor
hubby:
why's that?
mama millie:
you can't even handle one woman. how are you gonna do like 50?
hubby:
i handle all of your personalities and two daughters
mama millie:
bye. whore.