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I love the DD characters so muchhh ((no, not Poison)) so here it goes some HCs because they're kinda underrated
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•Ghoul being a bitch to basically everyone, unless to you
•Either he's the focus of your attention or will even overthrow BL/Ind until he's it
•Ghoul: (Kj/n). (Kj/n). (Kj/n). (Kj/-
Poison: sHUT UP, DON'T YOU SEE THEY'RE BUSY?
Ghoul: *glares are him while grabbing your hands and wrapping your arms around himself*
•Having inside jokes
•A lot of them
•And a trashy humor, really
•(Kj/n): We could throw a party
Ghoul: Yeah
Ghoul: *throws Poison on the floor*
•Jet: *mentions trashcan*
(Kj/n): *looks at Ghoul while suppressing laughter*
Ghoul: fOR FUCK'S SAKE, (KJ/N), IT WAS A SINGLE TIME AND I WAS HIGH *starts laughing while hiding his face*
•You having a pic of him wasted, inside a trashcan
•Practically having a photo of every moment
•Yes, even the inconvenient ones, what leads to Poison complaining, but you're used to it
•Sneaking out during the night a lot
•3am means dancing to loud music in the living room until someone complains or walking in the area around the diner for no apparent reason, it's just relaxing
•Most of the times, it's cuddling while having pointless talks
•Affection, lots of affection, lots of hugs and kissies and all
•Very clingy to each other and feeling bad if being away from each other for too long
•Doing/Saying lots of stupid things
•Ghoul: If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting a head?
(Kj/n): None if I cut your dick off
Ghoul: Safe keeping?
•Ghoul: Watch me stand on top of Trans AM while she's moving
Poison: Don't you-
(Kj/n): I'll drive
Jet: nO
•(Kj/n): Thunderstorm, do you know what does that mean?
Jet: That we need to stay somewhere safe-
Ghoul: Stand somewhere outside so we can get struck by a lightning and make our hairs stick up
•You almost setting fire in the diner because why not
•You two share 25% of the same brain cell, the other 75% is distributed between the other three
•Screwing up with things, but not telling anyone
•Accidentally broke the radio? Leave it in a way it'll look like the next one to use was who broke it
•Will Poison yell at you for that? Well, when does he not yell for something?
•Once you two broke Kobra's sunglasses
•Kobra didn't react and just pulled another pair of sunglasses from his pocket, "Suck it, bitch"
•But Jet was mad that one time you screwed up with the car
•Uh, all of them were, but they were right
•That's why none of you are allowed to drive or stand near Trans AM if it's not to get inside her
•But Kobra does stupid things with you guys too
•It earned you an eyebrow shaved off
•Once you convinced random killjoys to buy random things you sold because you needed the money
•The money was used to buy useless things at Chow Mein's [Kobra needed to go and buy it because you and Ghoul are permanently banned from there because of... uh, incidents involving bombs]
•It also includes wandering around the desert and sometimes getting lost or in trouble
•You almost died once, but all you could do was to laugh while Poison and Jet freaked out
•Sometimes you dare each other things. Dumb things.
•Kobra: I dare you to punch a random person on the face
(K/n): Ok.
•That resulted in the three of you running away from Poison because Ghoul even took a pic
•Jet regrets ever leaving you alone
•Jet: Oh my God, why is Ghoul cooking- Wait, that cloth is on fire-
(K/n) and Kobra: Ratatouille
•Just finding parallels to your names when bored
•(K/n): Pestilent Celebration wants to go over Zone Two tomorrow
Ghoul: Is Flash Luminous Point going with him?
(K/n): No, but I bet Snake Child is
(K/n): Cannibal of Entertainment
Ghoul: Noice
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