study buddies——VOL i
OO4. ned leeds defense squad
peter talks about you ALL the time !!!
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you created a group chat
you named the chat —
❪ #peterparkerisabitch ❫
you added charlotte's web, ned, and
mj to the chat #peterparkerisabitch!
charlotte's web
how did you even get their
numbers rosie-
rosie
i have my ways
charlotte's web
did you murder someone
rosie
no you shrub may gave me their
numbers
charlotte's web
betrayed... by my own family...
rosie
k
anyways!!!
i've gathered everyone here today
because we are all want to fight
peter parker!
charlotte's web
no these ppl are my friends
mj
eh
charlotte's web
MJ WHAt
mj
remember when you stole my
pokéball on super smash bros
payback is a bitch
rosie
it's official i luv mj
hey mj feel like bein my wife
mj
fuck yeah bitch
you changed mj to rosie's wife <3
mj changed rosie to mj's wife <3
charlotte's web
what just happened
mj's wife <3
peter maybe if u weren't so rude
u would have been invited to the
wedding ://
rosie's wife <3
fighting peter together can be
our honeymoon
mj's wife <3
omg yes!!!!
rosie's wife <3
peter where do u wanna fight @
charlotte's web
what universe have i entered
ned
sorry i'm late i was playing
club penguin
charlotte's web
YES NED PLS HELP ME PLS
TELL ME YOU HAVE MY BACK!!
ned
yes always bro ❤️
charlotte's web
omg bro ❤️
ned
B R O ❤️
wait anyways
why are you fighting peter
rosie's wife <3
because he stole my pokéball
mj's wife <3
because he wants me to fail
high school and become a
beggar on the streets of new
york
rosie's wife <3
what the fuck
ok u win
charlotte's web
ok that is not at all correct
ned
someone please explaiN
mj's wife <3
i have a really important chem
test coming up in a week and a
half and peter refuses to tutor
me :(
rosie's wife <3
you already have a big exam???
it's barely the end of august damn
didn't you just start school
mj's wife <3
yeah a couple weeks ago
my school doesn't fuck around
ned
damn
what school do you go to?
mj's wife <3
danforth preparatory academy
ned
omg danforth
like chad from hsm!!!
charlotte's web
that's what i saiD!!!
ned
omg bro ❤️
charlotte's web
B R O ❤️
rosie's wife <3
wait you go to danforth prep??
peter is this the girl???
mj's wife <3
color me intrigued
charlotte's web
mj
stop talking
mj's wife <3
i mean technically she's typing
ned
wait mj i think ur right!!
this is the girl!!!
charlotte's web
NED I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE
SHUT U P
mj's wife <3
NO DON'T SHUT UP
I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS
rosie's wife <3
i can't believe we didn't put it
together right away
you're rosie
~THE~ rosie
ned
peter talks about you all the
time!!!
charlotte's web
mj's wife <3
i'd like to thank my fans. i would
not be where i am today if it
weren't for them.
charlotte's web
do you see what you've caused
@ mj and ned
rosie's wife <3
i regret nothing
charlotte's web
SHE'S NEVER GONNA LET ME
LIVE THIS DOWN :((((
mj's wife <3
sure i will!!!
ned
i sense an 'if' coming
mj's wife <3
IF
ned
omg yes i called it!!!
mj's wife <3
you help me with chem 🥺
charlotte's web
rosiE
mj's wife <3
peteR
ned
neD
rosie's wife <3
sir-
ned
i was feeling left out
mj's wife <3
i don't mean to sound dramatic
but without your help i will 100%
flunk high school and die alone by
a man setting up lobster traps in
maine
ned
i think you may have accidentally
sounded dramatic idk
charlotte's web
idk rosie
i'm not a tutor i don't know what
to dO
mj's wife <3
you tell me shit so i don't get
an f- on my test
charlotte's web
i don't think f- is a real grade
rosie's wife <3
she's in need of help
and as a superhero
aren't you supposed to
i don't know
helP
mj's wife <3
that's my wife guys
call me old fashioned, but i was raised
to take care of my wife. make her plate
every night, wash her work clothes for
her, make sure she's up for work the next
morning, always have a clean house for
her to come home to, etc.
charlotte's web
ok saving someone from dying
and tutoring someone are two
totallY DIFFERENT THINGS
mj's wife <3
what if i told you i'd die if i
failed this test
charlotte's web
then i'd tell you that you have a
tendency to be overdramatic
mj's wife <3
ned
wait what if you just sent her
some of your notes??
i'd offer to send mine but peter
takes REALLY in depth notes
it's like he's trying to write a
book or some shit
rosie's wife <3
HA
mj's wife <3
omg ned you're a genius and i
love you
you changed the chat name to
❝ ned leeds defense squad! ❞
ned
:')
charlotte's web
yeah i guess i could give you
my notes
i just have to find them first
rosie's wife <3
how hard could it be
ned
he never throws away any of his
notes
he hasn't since elementary school
he has a very intricate filing
system for them
mj's wife <3
wtf
and i thought i was a nerd
charlotte's web
don't bully me i'm helping you
mj's wife <3
author's note: before anyone comes at me: yes i KNOW peter is NOT obligated to help rosie, and yes i KNOW rosie is being annoying. but to her, there isn't much in life that's more important than school, and she desperately needs help. there's a lot at stake for her here, and that's why she's being so pushy about it. she is a pushy person. omg wait- a character with FLAWS?!?! how absolutely INSANE?! 🥵