Billie Eilish as Elise Anthony Stark
"PUH-LEASE, MOM'S GOT NO CHANCE AT WINNING MONOPOLY WITH DAD."
"EXCUSE ME? I THOUGHT TONY STARK DIDN'T DO PAPERWORK?"
"CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, MY DAD WAS THE ONE WHO EXPANDED AND MADE THE STARK NAME FAMOUS. HE WAS THE ONE WHO SIGNED ALLIANCES WITH THE UN AND US AND EXPANDED STARK INDUSTRY TO BECOME A TECHNOLOGICAL AND BUSINESS CONGLOMERATE THAT IT IS NOW.
"I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE PRAISED ME IN MONTHS."
"YOU'RE TOO DRAMATIC."
Robert Downey Jr. as Anthony Edward Stark
"I MEAN HONEY, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'VE GOT NO DATING EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER, BUT DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A GOD WHO GLORIFIES REINDEERS?"
"OH MY GOD DAD, I'M TURNING 18, I'M JUST ASKING YOU IF IT'S OKAY TO INVITE HIM TO MY BIRTHDAY BASH."
"I KNOW THAT, AND I'M NOT HAPPY THAT YOU'RE GROWING UP, BY THE WAY. BUT MUST WE INVITE HIM?"
"YES! DAD, I KNOW YOU STILL HAVE BAD BLOOD GOING ON BUT CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME? PLEASE? YOU BOTH MEAN SO MUCH TO ME, BUT MY BIRTHDAY ISN'T GOING TO BE COMPLETE WITHOUT HIM."
"UGH, I ABSOLUTELY HATE THAT I LOVE YOU. I LET YOU GET AWAY WITH LOTS OF STUFF, YOU KNOW THAT?"
Gwyneth Paltrow as Virginia "Pepper" Potts
"ANTHONY EDWARD STARK! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"WHAT DID I DO?!"
"WHY IS MY DAUGHTER AND CLINT INSIDE THOSE VENTS?!"
"THEY'RE WHAT?! THEY BETTER NOT BE BONDING WITHOUT ME!"
"POTENTIAL INJURIES CAN BE CAUSED INSIDE THOSE VENTS AND YOU'RE WORRIED THEY'RE SPENDING TIME WITHOUT YOU?! OH MY GOD WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR ONE DAY?"
Angelina Jolie as Corona
"FIRST OF ALL, DO NOT SLOUCH. SIT PROPERLY AND STOP HITTING YOUR BROTHER'S LEG ALREADY!"
"HE DID IT FIRST, OKAY? HE TRIPPED ME EARLIER ON THE STAIRS!"
"OH DEAR GODS HELP MY SANITY."
Keanu Reeves as Eternity
"DARLING IT IS YOUR CHOICE IF YOU WANT TO STAY."
"I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NO CHOICE."
"THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A CHOICE. SOMETIMES, WE'RE ALL JUST TOO BLIND AND IGNORANT TO SEE IT."
Michelle Rodriguez as Alicia Gonzalez
"I SWEAR TO GOD, TONY. IF YOU MANAGED TO BREAK ANOTHER BONE IN YOUR BODY I WILL FIX THAT BONE AND SHATTER IT AGAIN."
"WE... UM WE NEED A PLACE TO LAY LOW."
"...AND YOU DECIDED TO BRING THE MOTHERFUKIN' AVENGERS INTO MY PROPERTY?"
Emma Stone as Doctor Siera Ruschel
"I TOLD YOU I WANTED TO SEE YOU IN A DIFFERENT OCCASION?"
"OH I'M SORRY WE WERE TOO OCCUPIED WITH FIGHTING ANOTHER ARMY OF WHATNOTS TO REMEMBER."
"HURRY UP, GET YOUR ASS ON THAT MEDICAL BED RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU BLEED TO DEATH."
Zoey Deutch as Joy Fury
"HEY, YOU OKAY?"
"NO."
"YOU WANNA TALK TO ME ABOUT IT?"
"NO... YES."
Anna Kendrick as Lucilla Condoneiree
"I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS STRANGE VOICE IN MY HEAD THAT TELLS ME HOW STUPID I AM AND THEY END UP BEING RIGHT. I'M NOT SURE IF I'M JUST HAVING MULTI-PERSONALITIES OR IF I'M JUST CRAZY OVER-ALL."
"YOU ARE THE DUMBEST GENIUS I'VE EVER MET."
Gal Gadot as Sage Coronadottir
"CAN YOU DO THAT THING YOU ALWAYS DO?"
"WHAT THING?"
"THE THING!"
"OH! YOU MEAN THIS?"
"YES."
Chris Pine as Marshall Coronason
"HEY SAGE! PST!"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?"
"I'll GIVE YOU TEN PLATINUM COINS IF YOU HELP ME MESS UP LOKI'S ROOM."
"AND EXACTLY WHY WOULD I DO THIS?"
"BECAUSE."
AVENGERS AND OTHER CHARACTERS FROM RESPECTIVE MARVEL MOVIES AS THEMSELVES.
I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS NOR THE MOVIES UPON WHICH THIS BOOK IS BASED ON. I ONLY OWN MY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS AND THE PLOT OF THIS STORY. ANY EVENTS, NAMES, OR ORGANIZATIONS THAT CORRESPOND TO REAL LIFE EVENTS AND SITUATIONS ARE MERELY COINCIDENTAL.
SOME DATES AND TIMELINES MAY BE ALTERED TO BETTER SUIT THE FLOW OF THE STORY.
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A BOOK BY ELISESTARK4465.
JUST A LITTLE BROKEN