The Flaming Dumpster Choir

By Sihsdhihhsvafhig

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Hello foolish mortals and/or Leonardo! This is The Flaming Dumpster Choir, and I am just going to write rando... More

Memes
A Corrupted Car Wash
Death
Chess
Defying This World
This Is A Book Now
Prologue
Part 1
New Stuff
Basically Explaining My OC's
Just...Something
Wow, It's Art
It's Me
Colored Art
Why Hello!
Art Samples
Soulivity
Clue Number One
Balance Point
The Single Best Speech Ever
Best Left Forgotten
Bleeeeeeep
Not canon but you get the gist
art n stuff
Heh...Nothing in Particular!

A Resurrected Retelling

46 2 17
By Sihsdhihhsvafhig


     Once, in an abandoned pizzeria, that certainly had NOTHING to do with FNAF, 7 characters (not people because not all of them exactly had a soul) lay in wait. The 8th was going to join them soon. In the room, in that bloody pizzeria, there was a few random objects, all from their respective places. There was a poisoned hamburger, from Percy Jackson, a pink floral suitcase, from a story that hasn't been told yet, and in which the other objects all sat, a bloody tweed and ascot, from The Dragon Heir, and a perfectly clean, razor sharp knife. The characters that were in the room were not exactly happy with what was happening. There was Wizard Bonnie, who sat, pouting in the corner, wondering whether the hamburger or the knife would kill her faster. (Wizard Bonnie is from FNAF and didn't like the first sentence.) there was Staryu, who shot around the room, looking for a way out. There was a Radioactive Zombie, who was deciding if the hamburger was brains or not. (He had already decided that the people in the room with him didn't.) There was, who just sat there, thinking whatever qualified as thoughts in its head. There was Gustavis Fox, but for the story's sake we're going to call him Foxy. Foxy make quick work of the knife when he stabbed himself, but, unfortunately, instead of him leaving the room to wherever he came from, the knife did, leaving him dead but still conscious. There was a powerful fairy queen, who was waiting for some food. There was Sticky the Dead Bird, who committed suicide to get away from Bill Cipher before what happened in this room even happened. He was squawking about the good old days when he was a boy, learning how to fly...and then the air rippled and the 8th member of our party in this deathly pizzeria appeared. When she appeared, a new prop appeared with her. It was a note, and it said the following...

Dear everybody in this room,

     Whether you like it or not, you will be participating in a few...tasks. And you will be doing them because I, Author Unnamed want you to. In three seconds after this note appears, you will be chained, one hand, to the table in the middle of the room. It has a four-digit combination lock. If you get out of the room, you will be rewarded.

Did I mention you would die if you didn't?

Yours Untruly,

Author Unnamed

In three seconds, after everybody finished reading the note, the chains appeared.

     "Hmmph. I didn't expect it to actually happen." Andrew's character said, completely devoid of emotion. Gustavi- Foxy woke up and, seeming to know everything that had happened, said

     "Well, since there are 8 of us, we can pair up and get these chains off." everyone mumbled and groaned at the suggestion of teamwork, but since they were chained, they really didn't have a choice, not to mention what the note said. Wizard Bonnie, who was incredibly smart, said, 

     "If we have a 4-digit combination code that goes up to nine, that means there are 9,999 different combinations. If I get 5 numbers per second, I would get out in 1999.8 seconds. That is half an hour, not doing all of you guys. We'll have to guess using the numbers in the room." she said, sighing. They looked around the room, seeing if anything was out of place. The Radioactive Zombie, who was very smart, mumbled something about the time and his 1:00 meeting with a grave.

"That's it! The time! It's frozen on 11:20. That's 4 digits, and so maybe it's the code." (Person, the...character that arrived with the note said.) She flipped the numbers with her remaining hand, and the chain unlocked. So did three others, not including Person's, unlocked. Now Person, Andrew's character, The Queen, and Sticky the Dead Bird had both arms.

"Ok. So, a different code will be needed to unlock the others. I should have seen this coming. Whoever this Author Unnamed is, he sure does not play around. Everybody, look again!" the Queen exclaimed. Everybody looked around the only room in the pizzeria. There was the clock, which had already been decoded, there was 6 old-timey posters on the wall, there was a calendar with a date circled...wait what day was it? You will find out soon enough.

"The date! The date! The date circled is October 13 in 1883! ...Oh wait, that would be 10/13/1883, which is 8 digits. That would not work. But if you only do the first four...yes, that could work!" Staryu flipped through the numbers at an astonishing speed, and his, and everybody else's unlocked. (Don't ask how a star with no hands can do that. it is just possible.) Foxy ran to the door and pulled on it hard. When it did not yield, he pushed.

"It's locked. We need a key to open it, since it is one of those old locks that are one of a kind. They start out with a solid bolt and end in a sort of point with designs on the end. They look kind of like a--"

"Clock hand?" The Queen asked, already sprinting to the clock. Wizard Bonnie helped her tear it from the wall and get the short hand out. Then, everyone rushed to the door to put in the key. The door unlocked and swung open. Unfortunately, instead of natural light from the sun, they emerged into another lit room in the pizzeria. They brought the things on the table from the other room with them, but there was no need, so they put it back. There was one difference though. There was a note on the table with the other things. It said:

Hello again!

Today

Hell comes to you!

Everyone hates you

If you change, you will die

Someone is not devoted

Corrupt them

Only the one who does will escape

Death comes for those who do not follow my wishes

Everyone cannot survive.

Yours Truly Untruly,

Author Unnamed 

      "Ok. Me creeped out now. Think code is in note. Note creepy and odd. Me has spoken." The Zombie said, now at the front of the room.

"Ok. Wait, guys, look at the back!" Soren almost shouted, "It has another code!" they quickly turned the note over and on the back was a mini word search. It looked like this:

Nfu Unf Nuf

Unf Nuf Nfu

Nuf Nfu Unf

It was Sticky who shouted out the answer.

"Fun!" he squawked. Foxy straightened his hat and with one paw rubbed the fur on his chin. He took the remaining supplies and some scissors he found in the floorboards and made pineapple and hamburger rings with napkins made from the bloody tweed and ascot. He called them "Steamed Hams, but healthy!" Everyone finished eating those, getting rid of some very useless plot devices that I had no idea what to do with, and stared down at the page once more. A maze had appeared on the page. But instead of 'Start Here!' at the start it said starts here.

"That's weird." Staryu said. "Could it be the code?"

"It couldn't be." Person said. "There are 4 padlocks by the exit. Two need a three-letter combination, one needs a 4-letter combination, and one needs a 6-letter combination. We only have one of the three-letter ones and the others. But... hey ya know, that might work! If you go down, reading only the first letter of each indention, you get "The is code." the is a three-letter word. All-together, the whole sentence says "The Fun Starts Here.'' I'm willing to bet that if we type that in to the padlocks, we're out of here." She finished. The queen ran to the locks and started frantically scrolling letters up and down. When she finished, all the doors opened, releasing a bunch of compressed air. They all went through the doors, two to a door. They disappeared back to their own worlds, and in a second Wizard Bonnie reappeared in the pizzeria, and the door opened and wizard Foxy came in and said,

"Where've you been?" 


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