1:22AM
Anzu to Madara
Anzu: you know, i really thought our relationship would be like the ones in honeyworks
Madara: ah? anzu-san?
Anzu: anzu-san? whats up with the honorifics
Anzu: whd
Anzu: WIAT FUCKC
Madara: have you come to me for marriage counseling
Anzu: NO NOY YOYNO
Anzu: I THOUGHT I WAS TEXTING MAKOTO
Madara: my dear, honeyworks relationships are cute n all
Madara: but they ain't all completely realistic
Anzu: MIKEJIMA-SAN DROP ITTT
Madara: anzu-san call me mama
Anzu: no
Anzu: and im sorry for the text its 1am i cant read
Madara: i was delighted to see you were texting me for once
Madara: even if it was an accident
Anzu: IM SORRYDYDYRYF
Madara: why would you want to text makoto-san this early
Madara: and about honeyworks relationships??
Madara: IS HE NOT TREATING YOU RIGHT ILL FIGHT HIM
Anzu: NO WE'RE FINE
Anzu: i woke up and my earbuds were playing honeyworks songs
Anzu: so i started thinking about my relationship
Anzu: and its like, wow makoto and i are soft but not THAT soft
Madara: you can tell me about it !
Anzu: i never thought id be here telling you but ok this is fine
Madara: cmon you can trust meee
Anzu: so makoto and i are soft and sweet with each other
Anzu: but then we're also very um
Anzu: memey
Madara: ah
Madara: well im a lone cowboy so i don't know what to say except
Anzu: yeah you are
Madara: you interupted me
Madara: i wish you'd said "you'll find the one" like you do with everyone else
Anzu: you're a lone cowboy mikejima-san and that wont change
Madara: :(
Madara: i was gonna say
Madara: as long as you're happy in your relationship its a good one
Anzu: oh well im very happy with mine, dw
Anzu: i should probably go back to sleep
Anzu: and,, thanks mama, you'll find your one
Madara: AHHH YOU CALLED ME MAMA
Madara: AHHHH IM NOT GONNA BE A LONE COWBOY FOREVER
Anzu: its never gonna happen again
Anzu: now shush im actually gonna go
Madara: tell makoto-san ill break his kneecaps if he does you any wrong
Anzu: good night mikejima-san
Anzu: wait mikejima-san why are you up
Madara: im across the world anzu-san
Anzu: ah
Anzu: good morning mikejima-san
Madara: its 4pm
Anzu: good afternoon mikejima-san
Madara: sleep~
8:40AM
Koga's a Furry
Madara: will i ever find the yee to my haw
Madara: i am kept awake by this burning question
Madara: why wont anyone respond to me
Madara: how many of you are in here? 14 including me?
Izumi: wow you can count good job
Madara: hello izumi-san hello!
Izumi: goodbye
Madara: no pls i crave interaction
Izumi: the kids are at school, leo-kun's actually working, sakuma's a mystery
Izumi: i don't want to talk to you but here i am now
Madara: so tell me
Madara: will i find the yee to my haw
Izumi: if i say yes will you shut up
Madara: but you'll be lonely if i don't talk to you
Izumi: that's fine
Madara: you're talking to me now so that must mean you want company~
Madara: i can't escape leo-san's gay rants i know these things
Izumi: ugh
Izumi: where are you anyways
Madara: in the states!
Madara: its 12am i can't sleep for once
Madara: my precious daughter anzu just had to bring up the topic of love and now its got me thinking
Anzu: THAT WAS LITERALLY 8 HOURS AGO
Izumi: anzu how's yuu-kun
Anzu: he's doing amazing i love him so much
Anzu: the teacher's looking UHHH GOTTA GO
Madara: anzu's started to break rules huh?
Izumi: guess whose fault is that
Madara: ITS A FREE COUNTRY I TALK WHEN I WANT
Madara: LITERALLY
Madara: ITS THE STATES
Izumi: ok ok
Rei: Jou-chan is invincible to heavy consequences.
Rei: If the school were to lose her, the school would fail.
Izumi: you're really pro anzu aren't you sakuma
Rei: I be speaking facts though.
Madara: AHAHA HE REALLY DO BE THO
Madara: ok rei-san now that ur here
Madara: tell me, will i find the yee to my haw
Rei: What
Izumi: he means a significant other
Rei: Oh
Rei: You don't have time for one I believe.
Madara: damn
Madara: you're right
Madara: thanks rei-san
Madara: i will go sleep sleep now
Rei: Good night~
Izumi: how is it so easy for you
Rei: ?
Izumi: you can get rid of mikejima so fast
Rei: I just gave him an honest answer?
Leo: haha honesty
Leo: sena can't do that
Izumi: WHWHDHFHDH STOP
Rei: Ah Tsukinaga-kun hello~
Leo: reiiii
Leo: aw did i miss mama
Izumi: thank god you did
Leo: don't be jealous sena
Leo: hes my bro and ur my hoe u know that
Izumi: ew don't say it like that
Leo: anyways im coming home so be happy~
Rei: You live together now?
Izumi: not on paper but he comes over so much that technically he lives with me now i guess
Izumi: he needs to start paying rent
Leo: i pay u with my love and affection <333
Rei: Its Free Real Estate
Leo: every single time rei memes i die a lil inside
Rei: I may have lost my second year vibes
Rei: But some things just stick
Leo: demon king? more like meme lord
Anzu: rei-san was MLG in second year. that is all
Izumi: i hate that i hear airhorns now
Izumi: are you still in class anzu
Izumi: anzu?
Rei: Anzu? Anzu? Omg she fuckin dead
Izumi: JWHEGDHDHDH
Leo: rei i love you
Leo renamed the groupchat
"MLG SAKUMA REI"
Rei: I am honored
Leo: k but have u seen tenshi try to meme
Leo: cause dear lord, it aint pretty
Rei: For a second there I considered adding him to the chat to prove that.
Izumi: as if this chat wasn't bad enough
Izumi: its all over if he's added
Leo: honestly might
Izumi: leo-kun please
Leo: it would be funny
Izumi: there is nothing about him that is funny
Leo: im a big boy i can handle some eichi
Leo Tsukinaga added Eichi Tenshouin to the groupchat
Izumi: oh my god
Rei: Oh
Eichi: MLG Sakuma Rei? What
Eichi: Sena-kun wdym im not funny?
Izumi: uh
Leo: hey tenshi
Eichi: Yes Tsukinaga-kun?
Leo: its everyday bro
Eichi: WITH THE DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW
Izumi: I HATE THAT I HATE THAT
Leo: WHATD I SAY
Rei: The point has been proven.
Eichi: I could not NOT know the lyrics to that
Eichi: The Americans are truly doing something right with their music.
Izumi: ,,,
Leo: yeah totally
Eichi: No don't worry I'm kidding
Eichi: I'm an idol my taste in music isn't dead
Rei: I was about to say-
Leo: imagine leading the idol industry and thinking its everyday bro is a total banger
Izumi: honestly expected tenshouin to think that
Eichi: Come on Sena-kun, I'm not that low
Leo: k thanks tenshi we got the evidence we needed
Leo Tsukinaga removed Eichi Tenshouin from the groupchat
Izumi: you seriously just removed him
Leo: well i realized mama wouldnt want him here so
Leo: we got tenshi quoting a lyric from its everyday bro
Leo: thats all we needed
Izumi: somehow i feel he'll be back eventually
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eichi will always be back for more
anyways, stan mam and stream blooming world
also stream tokyo autumn session, and literally any honeyworks song cause they're all bops