dom cheesestick cult 🧀
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SEOHO
OMG
SEOHO
baby xion's story
SEOHO
cute cute cute cute
SEOHO
sometimes i wish i was
a pancake
HWANWOONG
what on earth
HWANWOONG
my ig stories aren't
showing up
HWANWOONG
screenshot it for me
SEOHO
say pretty please with
a cherry on top
HWANWOONG
i'll dismember your
family
SEOHO
SEOHO
look he's such a cutie!!!
SEOHO
what happened to your
eye???????
XION
i have a theory that
seoho hyung loves me
SEOHO
i do!!!!
XION
and i got hurt during
football the other day
LEEDO
get well soon xion!
KEONHEE
omg i saw the story
KEONHEE
cute! and get well soon~
RAVN
i just want to point out
how nobody here studies
RAVN
why are y'all dumbasses
always active -.-
KEONHEE
don't judge me you little
string bean
LEEDO
that wasn't very dom
cheesestick of you
HWANWOONG
i'm putting that as my bio
and there's nothing any of
you can do about that
KEONHEE
i'm doing it too!
HWANWOONG
...copycat
KEONHEE
your mom is a copycat
that's why you were born
after me
XION
wow
XION
things keonhee hyung
didn't do: hold back
HWANWOONG
things keonhee hyung
won't let me do: live
LEEDO
things
RAVN
it's very interesting
watching children argue
RAVN
it's like watching cats bat
each other on the head
RAVN
except i'm the owner
sitting here with my tea
just watching
RAVN
and seoho is my son who
occasionally throws in bits
of cat food to make things
messy
RAVN
and leedo is the absent
parent who gives money
every year at christmas and
messes up the kids' birthdays
LEEDO
i have never been so
painfully affronted in my
life
KEONHEE
hyung, you don't HAVE a
life
XION
on keonhee hyung's to-do
list today: come @ everyone
in the dom cheesestick gc
LEEDO
istg if you don't let me
breathe-
LEEDO
a s i w a s s a y i n g
LEEDO
how could you commit such
slander??
LEEDO
i work hard on a farm in
lil ole pennsylvania milking
cows and stoking the hay, i
got a family to raise i can't
always be here hootenannying
with some ten year olds
HWANWOONG
petition to kick leedo
hyung out of this gc
LEEDO
do not invoke the name
of your cheesestick god
in vain
KEONHEE
correction: petition to
kick everyone out of the
groupchat so the cool
person can talk
KEONHEE
me.
HWANWOONG
wait for it
RAVN
wait for it
SEOHO
given his apparent IQ, we
could be waiting for him
to get it till my eightieth
birthday
XION
speaking of your eightieth
birthday, it's next year
right??
LEEDO
WHOAAAA
SEOHO
xion??? i can't believe
this!¡! you were always
my favorite cat...
XION
just kidding. love you
SEOHO
>:(
XION
:)
SEOHO
:|
XION
:)
SEOHO
:)
XION
:D
RAVN
stop flirting
SEOHO
i-
XION
i just-
KEONHEE
we interrupt your daily
intake of seoho-xion
content to bring you
leedo hyung as a farmer
KEONHEE
KEONHEE
we thank your posts
on instagram for
providing us with this
picture
LEEDO
check my profile in ten
seconds you crockmonster
KEONHEE
omg
KEONHEE
hyung!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEONHEE
that froglicker blocked me
>:(
RAVN
update on cats: absent
parent is back and engaging
in active warfare with one
of the cats
LEEDO
I Do Not Like Anyone In
This Group: A 5-part Saga
XION
my ice cream is going
to melt :(
XION
XION
imagine forgetting your
keycard and being caught
standing in the 100 degree
afternoon while waiting for
someone to open the stupid
gate
XION
couldn't be me
XION
but it is
LEEDO
you live in a dorm??
XION
no, it's the key card for
the front gate of my house
LEEDO
oo our baby xion has
a big house~
RAVN
mm only rich families
own the kind of houses
that need front gates in
seoul~
SEOHO
omg
SEOHO
here i am in a
university DORM ROOM
SEOHO
where the bathrooms are
moldy and the tiles are
legitimately FUZZY
HWANWOONG
assert dominance by
floating over the fuzzy
mold as you shower
SEOHO
while all this time i've
been talking to a 1% kid
SEOHO
i can't believe this
SEOHO
what does it feel like
to bathe in a shower
that isn't full of 10
other sweaty kids
XION
assert dominance by not
bathing
HWANWOONG
you assume he doesn't
bathe with 10 other people
HWANWOONG
hyung don't kinkshame
RAVN
in this chatroom we are
open-minded and accepting
RAVN
if xion chooses to bathe
with 10 other people then
we shall not offer criticism
where it is not wanted
RAVN
sike, wtf is up xion
KEONHEE
if you require a handsome
escort to soap your fluffy
hair
KEONHEE
i gladly
KEONHEE
pass up this opportunity to
seoho hyung
XION
keonhee hyung would rip
all my hair out and that's
a fact
KEONHEE
first of all
KEONHEE
u right
KEONHEE
second of all
SEOHO
stop talking and eat the
fancy purple swirly ice
cream before it melts
HWANWOONG
a wild seoho hyung
braincell has appeared!
LEEDO
why y'all never ever shut
up
LEEDO
jk i love this chat every
time i open it to backread
all the shit you guys talk
XION
leedo hyung disappears
often
XION
that's not very dom cheese-
stick of him
LEEDO
i was in class you pansy
LEEDO
"hey professor kang sorry
i had to talk to five little
shits so im using my phone
against class rules rn"
LEEDO
i'm already on thin ice with
him because i dropped milky
cereal on my trigonometry
worksheet and now it's
multicolored
RAVN
fruity pebbles?????????????
LEEDO
fruity pebbles are the only
valid breakfast cereal
XION
that is VERY fruity pebble
of you
XION
the worst thing you could
ever be called: a soggy
unflavored fruity pebble
HWANWOONG
my soul took 1000 damage
reading that
RAVN
ok enough about artificially
sweetened breakfast cereals
for a hot minute
RAVN
have you ever considered that
a vanilla soy latte is basically
a three-bean soup
XION
...
S
EOHO
...
HWANWOONG
...
LEEDO
...
KEONHEE
...
HWANWOONG
i want you to commit
oxygen not reach lungs
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