Six of Crows Incorrect Quotes...

By MiloxThePurpleTiger

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Book 2 of this blasphemy---*slap* *cough*---quotes the Six of Crows crew definitely has said at some point bo... More

i imagine matthias is crying while saying this dont judge me
there will be no one alive without kaz
that's a full-time job
levels of SARCASM AND STUPIDITY
611
undead kaz
his true intention
Inej the Surgeon
Matthias the Mother hen
hahaha jesper you THOUGHT
nothing goes past Matthias
bad hearing like always
PREPARE TO DIE MOTHERFUCKER
this one is meh
well obviously
Wylan's story
i am a gummy bear
marshmallows
69
killing with attitude
Jesper aint got any holidays
aka fuck everything you just said sir
one more thing Wylan cant do
fact you didn't know about our dear Kaz Brekker!
if you dont like what theyre doing, change the game said by Kaz Brekker
damn im in jail too
relatable
Kaz never makes any bad decisions uhuh
with one exception....
proud to say i do this every day
water he wants water jesper what the fu
wylan van blue
put the bi in
the long night is coming
the end
but IT IS
this is unbelievable
kaz the undying immortal
Inej can't drive
narrator: he, in fact, was not fine at all
great idea
dollaaaaaaars
functional my ass
situation report
Gay Update
he's got a boyfriend but nothing else
whaddupp people im not dead yet
uhhh i guesss?
NO
YES
how it actually totally went
someone tell nina to teach him
dude there's soc fanart with this quote and its awesome
too bad it didn't inspire van eck to change too
Ketterdam Unsolved (i hope i did it right)
matthias is 18 but lacks the power to tell nina to eat healthy
life can't soothe your bitterness though
probably not but it'll probably make kaz happy
The more Kazlike version
time to tell your secret
Dr. Heartbrekker
Suuuuuuuuuuuuurrreeee it doesn't
tomatoes
Nina can eat whatever she wants whenever she wants
Panic! at Black Veil Island
do it with style
Jesper Trash Fahey
*throws a bunch of explosives in your face*
biggest fear
everything is about me~~
100% = 0%
Kaz can't do two things at once
it's about funny feelings
its just too much betrayal
among other hobbies...
Jesper Trouble Fahey
Kaz offends
terrible business right
I spy with my little eye

things can ONLY get worse

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By MiloxThePurpleTiger


Kaz: How are we doing?

Matthias: Things couldn't get much worse.

[Kuwei's frantic cries are suddenly heard in the background]

Matthias: The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?

Nina: You make it too easy!



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