Despite the title,don't woorrrrry,it's not bad.
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"Fucckkkkk....."
Ze groaned,eyes fluttering open,a staggering pain consuming his lower regions and his hips. He felt like any movement would ensure hell for him.
"Anthony,I swear to God."
He muttered,swiping an arm out,nailing the slumbering Italian on the nose as his arm dropped. Yelping,Anthony scrambled back,only to land on the bedroom floor with a dull thud.
Worming his way over to peer over the side of the bed,careful not to jostle himself,Ze smirked down at the flustered Italian.
"Having fun down there?"
He asked,scathingly.
"Yes,actually,"
Anthony smiled,
"Sleep well?"
"I feel like you broke my lower half last night, you fuck."
"Uh-Huh. What do you expect me to do,carry you?"
Ze's expression instantly softened,and his sarcastic smirk turned into a puppy dog frown,
"Please?"
Anthony chuckled,got up,and put his hands on his hips as he gazed down at the helpless Canadian before him.
"And why should I?"
"Because you love me?"
Ze supplied hopefully.
"Hmm....."
"Because if you don't,I'll be teasing you for a week straight."
"Well....."
"I'll tell Smarty."
Anthony's eyes widened,
"You wouldn't."
"Carry me and I won't."
Anthony huffed in disdain,but stooped down,and scooped the slightly smaller male up,careful of his area of pain.
"Where do you expect me to take you?"
"Can you get me into the ki--"
Ring ring
"Is that your Skype?"
"Uh-huh."
Anthony shifted his hold on Ze so that he could click answer.
"Hello?"
He said,slightly confused.
"My God,what did you two do?"
This snapped Anthony into some sense of alarm. His eyes widened,and he scrambled for his webcam the best he could, while Ze started laughing his ass off. GaLm's roaring laughter could be heard in the background,making Anthony flush a dark crimson. He gave up trying to turn his webcam off after fumbling around with it,and sidled back into view, still carrying Ze.
"It certainly looks as though you took him out to town,Anthony. I thought he was only there to take care of you, not the other way around."
"Shut up GaLm."
GaLm only chuckled,
"Well,I was just calling to check up on you guys, I'm sorry if I interrupted anything."
"No GaLm,you're fine. We're fine. Everyone's fine,"
Ze giggled.
"Well,if you say so. Be wary,Smarty might call later. I don't want to have to have a traumatised John calling me at one in the morning,babbling incoherently like a fangirl because he called while you two are..."
GaLm trailed off,trying to find a good word.
"Rough-housing."
"Don't worry. There'll be none of that today,"
Ze glared at a sheepish Italian. GaLm whistled teasingly,
"What did you do Anthony? How did you get banned from your boyfriend by your boyfriend."
"I di-didn't do anything!"
GaLm smirks,
"Well whatever. I gotta go guys,talk later."
"Alright."
"Bye GaLm!"
As GaLm hung up,Anthony rolled his eyes,and Ze smirked,
"What? Flustered?"
"Shut up."
"Uh-Huh. Now,come on,my trusty Italian steed,let's go forth to the kitchen,"
Ze giggled,and pointed out in the general direction of the kitchen.
"Aye,aye Captain,"
Anthony chuckled,before proceeding to carry Ze into the kitchen.
"What would ye like for breakfast?"
"Cereal!"
"I can do that."
Anthony smiles,setting Ze down at his dining table,before returning to search his cabinets.
After about 5 minutes of fumbling around,Anthony strolled back to the table,holding two bowls filled to the brim with cereal and milk. Sitting down,Anthony passed Ze's bowl to him,before smirking,
"Eat up,then I suggest taking a bath or something."
I'm sorry it's so short,I'm just gathering ideas for the other thing I started. :A: