incorrect sidemen quotes

By calllllllux

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one in five
drinking
too hot
not you
texting
what?
coffee
birthday
coming out
idea
personality
chillin'
swear
dumb stuff
plan
do it again
idiot
cookie
complimenting
son
i want to murder you
mistlefoe
cinnamon coke
the other guys
claustrophobic
fist
hey harry
boyfriend
no problem
book
5'7
drunk
emotions
NO
aquarium
fault
exercise
dress
faith
whats wrong
hotel? trivago
dad
socks
three ways
pep talk
beautiful
marshmallow
shocked
nice hands
fire
S+H
slap
watermelon
right
surgery
trust
so nice
call
shampoo
live or die
better than dynamite
tube city
advice
battle weapons
100% off
love is dead
prevented murder
blender
A
struggles
cannibalism
really strong
lawyer
constructive criticism
pissed
swing set
steak
drink
worst decision
tennis instructor
facebook
pet names
dear santa
thot
liquor
fancy
babies
father
explosions
gatorade
neat
avocado jelly
new years
anger issues
conversation
gift
cake
wrong
little shits
bad idea
tough
taught
hotter than mine
im busy
kill for you
found me
thumbs up
water
lie
got this
dying
my sons
you fool
AS A FRIEND
a/n;
multitasking
one emotion
squirrels
more than friends
seven chairs
you a lot
sneezed
beacon
safety course
stealing
favourite quote
devil
butterflies
sleepy
ruin
adult
a/n; ahhh shit here we go again
first aid
FWB
room
knives
my son?
did not like you
blood
have a hug
the thing
disagree
judgemental
reading is fun
yoghurt
no liquids
little things in life
grown adult
singing competition
overslept
tea quila
salsa
flirting
keyboard smash
"if"
missing
both
adultier adult
dissapointed
its noon
cant be right
start a conversation
prank call
whats your type
its her birthday
whats the magic word
because of the blanket
Okay.
so happy
mistreats us
i deserve this
cheered up
you love me
inevitable
faster than shaving
in charge
wasn't that drunk
someone new
let him finish
i want to hear it
unsupervised
hello
good morning
are we about to kiss?
they get sad
YES?!?
it's perfume
mistake
cancer
simulation
smarter
cheerios
fiddlesticks
french
racoons
not the end

what?

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By calllllllux

Jj: I'm not an idiot!

Simon: idiotsayswhat?

Jj: what?!

Jj: ...

Jj: ...you mother f-

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