LUDUS
User Moon Luna logged in
In a chat with Glitch.
Luna:
So I went to an amusement
park today with my cousins and
I rode the carousel.
Glitch:
Such a baby.
Hoped you had fun tho.
Luna:
I rode extreme rides too!
Back to my story, I've been
thinking. What if the carousel,
a children's ride, can be a
time machine?
Glitch:
How?
Luna:
Well, you know that Einstein's
Theory of Relativity? That the
faster you move in space the
slower you travel in time. In
order to achieve time travel you
need to be at least fast as the speed
of light. So I wondered, what if
the carousel spins fast and when it
stops, you're in another time?
Glitch:
You want a time machine?
You have one at your home.
Luna:
Huh?
Glitch:
Its your bed, bb.
You just lay there, close your
eyes and then open them
again and suddenly you're
in another time. Sucks.
Luna:
Wtf? You just have to joke
about that huh? JKDJSJSKS
Glitch:
What? It's true.
Luna:
Yeah, sucks.
Glitch:
That kid looks so cute!
I imagine it just like you!
Luna:
Yeah, i want my daughter
to look just like her.
Glitch:
We can work on that. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Luna:
You dont have a sperm.
Let that sink in.
Glitch:
JKSLSJSH WHAT'S WITH
YOU AND MEMES?
Luna:
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO
KEYBOARD SMASH?
Glitch:
From you!
Luna:
yas bitch, learn from
your queen.
Glitch:
I swear to god, we're just
getting weirder day by day.
Luna:
Kinda miss this energy. Where
everything feels lighter and I can
use a meme maybe two or three.
Glitch:
Yeah, I want that energy for you always.