Back to the MLBB group chat! Where all the heroes are. (Just imagine they already added all the new heroes xD sowwy qwq)
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Chou: eHEm
Chou: HELLO PPL!
Chou: IM CHOU!
Chou: SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE!
Fanny: I felt that on a spiritual level >_>
Gusion: How sad
Fanny: Stfu you fucc boi
Gusion: Hey! I'm loyal!
Lesley: hEy iM lOyaL
Guinevere: 🤭
Fanny: I, oop—
Alucard: Wbk
Fanny: ^ said by the another fucc boi
Gusion: hA!
Alucard: Doesn't mean everyone likes me, I'm a fucc boi. Not my fault no one likes you. 🙄
Fanny: Bitch. Go succ my harem
Alucard: Your none existent harem?
Fanny: CLAUDE BABE! HELP!
Claude: Wait, excuse me? Who the fucc—
Alucard: smh
Alucard: pity
Fanny: Claude I'm gonna kill you later >;((
Claude: Go on.
Fanny: >:((
Chou: oKaYyyy
Chou: this is getting weirddddd
Layla: Bro, stop being such a bully 🙄
Alucard: sHe sTArTeD iT!
Layla: Stop being a baby 🙄
Alucard: wtf who r u siding? >:(
Layla: You're not loyal to Miya tho
Alucard: wAit wHat r u tAlkiNg AbouT? No one asked!
Miya: It's true tho. But ruby is so cute i cant blame alu for it... I mean even me, shes my girl crush :3
Ruby: :3 ??
Layla: wAit wTf someone call the mental
Clint: LOL theyre really meant for each other... Idiots.
Miya: >:0
Alucard: let's 1v1 mf
Chou: NUUUU!!! Why is everyone fighting again >:0
Chou: Stop with the TT guys
Chou: Lets keep this family friendly!
Zilong: yeh listen to chou the kantutero
Chou: Nani?
Lapu-lapu: WTF BRO! I told you not to say that word! It's a very bad word!
Zilong: You're not telling me the meaning tho
Lapu-lapu: bRuhh just don't!
Zilong: No. Ur a kantutero :v
Lapu-lapu: *facepalms*
Lapu-lapu: fucc it whatever
Freya: Ok so i just searched the meaning of kantutero in google... And i can confirm that Zilong is one...
Zilong: Wdym? Whats the meaning?
Lapu-lapu: I see... So he's also one of alu and gus.
Lapu-lapu: handsome guys r all jerks
>:( confirmed. Girls should know better now.
Alucard: And what? Choose you instead?
Gusion: LOL
Zilong: Bruhhh why its like you speak from experience?
Lapu-lapu: WHAT? IM NOT GAY.
Clint: *coughs* defensive *coughs*
Lapu-lapu: IM NOT FLIPPING GAY.
Yi sun shin: Yeh right.
Lapu-lapu: Shut your hole mister kpop!
Yi sun shin: Which hole? ;)
Fanny: fUcc iM nOt rEaDy foR thE gAy
Zilong: hA! Knew it.
Alucard: ....
Lancelot: hmmmm
Lancelot: I beg to differ.
Alucard: ?
Lancelot: Not all handsome guys are jerks nor cheaters.
Alucard: Oh?
Lancelot: Coz im still here
Alucard: What did I even expect 🙄🤦♂️
Lancelot: And I only love my one and only beautiful odette!
Odette: I love you too baby >///<
Odette: and i can confirm that hes the best boyfie ever. Not a jerk, asshole, fuccboi nor a cheater ♥w♥
Fanny: cUtE
Saber: Nah, you're cuter.
Fanny: —
Fanny: btch did u just—
Saber: see u in my room tonight ;)
Fanny: go fucc ur self
Saber: can I do that infront of u? ;)
Fanny: EW MF STOP THERE ARE KIDS HERE!
Nana: owo?
Harley: >_>
Alice: Why are all the couples online rn?
Natalia: Ikr I cant so fucking relate
Tigreal: :(
Rafaela: Natalia, be true to yourself! Why do you keep choosing mister bush instead of tig? Youre hurting both you and him!
Tigreal: :(
Natalia: Crazy girl! What are you talking about? Go back to your daddy!
Rafaela: Daddy?
Argus: Why yes darling?
Rafaela: NO! NOT YOU! SHOO!
Argus: owo
Rafaela: AND IDK WHO MY FATHER IS, NATALIA!
Natalia: Well sad. But same :(
Chou: eYe
Chou: we are drifting off of topic—
Chou: guys—
Chou: OK—
Chou: Like I said before,
Chou: HI! IM SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE!
Chou: ',:)
Kagura: Me too! OwO
Chou: OH! Nice Kagura! Didn't know you're single tho... I thought— oh well!
Chou: Wanna bang then? ',:)
Kagura: Nani? ,':0
Chou: I MEAN HANG! LIKE HANGOUT TO PLAY OR EAT! GAH! DAMN AUTOCORRECT!
Kagura: Oh! OWO I'd like to!
Hanzo: For a sec, I thought of calling FBI...
Hanzo: But then I remember,
Hanzo: We have @hayabusa
Hayabusa: tf is ur problem u homo
Hanzo: son of a bitch go backread
Hayabusa: wAIT KAGURA? wHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? AREUCHEATINGONME?
Kagura: Nu! WDYM Daddy?!
Hanzo: what did I just saw—
Hayabusa: Kagura, you're mine god dang it stay away from that creep of a chou
Kagura: Sowwy daddy qwq and he just asked me if im single and i remember that i cant do shadow technique like you and I can't produce shadow clones so yeh I'm forever single and only have one body qwq then he asked me if we can play! owo and it sounds fun so I agreed!
Hanabi: I can't believe she's my fucking girl crush. She's mentally fucking retarded. Eye—
Hayabusa: @kagura it's okay my baby just remember you're mine, always.
Hayabusa: and @hanabi stfu bitch no one insults my baby and stay away from her she's mine >_>
Hanzo: @hayabusa no u stfu no one insults my girl
Hanabi: You tell him babe
Fanny: FUCC! WHY YOU ALL COUPLES ONLINE? GO BACK TO YOUR HOTEL ROOMS! YOU MAKING US SINGLES REGRET OUR LIFE CHOICES!!!
Saber: If you hate being a single that much then just answer me already >:0
Fanny: No. I know that you're fucc boi
Saber: Why is everyone fucc boi to you >:0
Fanny: I have proofs
Fanny: Dont make me send them here
Saber: (o°^°o)
Gusion: Wow the black mailing
Alucard: hmmmm =_= you call us fucc bois too... Does that mean you also have a proof?
Fanny: Are your girlfriends confirmation that you all really are fucc bois not an enough proof and evidence?
Claude: Wow savage as ever
Fanny: thanks babe
Claude: how many times do I have to tell you? I'm not your—
Fanny: Why deny °3°
Claude: staph just go to your saber
Saber: Even claude ships it 😔
Fanny: ew no go away
Selena: eHem
Karina: where did u came from—
Selena: it's getting so cheesy and sweet here anyways so yeh
Selena: SHOUT OUT TO MY BOYFRIEND IN THE HOSPITAL!!!
Karina: —
Selena: WITH A SEVERE CASE OF NONE EXISTENCE!!!
Karina: pft
Fanny: I RELATE ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL
Ruby: well ain't tha relatable
Guinevere: same bitch same
Irithel: Well aint that painful but relatable as fucc
Selena: SINGLE WINS! WHOOOOOOO! NOTHINGS MORE FUN THAN BEING SINGLE! YOU CANT TELL ME OTHER WISE! BLAH BLAH!
Selena: GO FUCC EACH OTHER YOU COUPLES!!!
Karina: And she lost it.
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Yep guys >:3 when it says "MLBB groupchat" in the title, it means it's long. And get ready! Theres more to come!