Because I said I would do drunk Deku. I have never wrote a drunk person before.. I think.. I never published it anyways.
I guess you should know I've wrote Zachary drunk tons of times (sorry, Z). I was that memey that I made Zachary some fucking slut- WHICH IS NOT HOW HE ORIGINALLY ACTS LIKE! I WAS PRETTY MEMEY THAT TIME, KAY-
Zachary is a laid back, sarcastic, sassy, gay OC, and I just love messing around with his character, and I love him, aaaand now I'm back to rambling about random shit that no one asked for.
Okay, I'm fine now, lets do this.
Also I'm too lazy to copy and paste the chatnames, so I hope you remembered, or just look at 3.
and my stupid mind is filled with Rick and Morty, I binge watched 2 seasons. I think Rick and Morty's relationship is lowkey sweet, Rick actually cares about Morty, but think that doesn't matter because he's such a smartass <3
i don't ship it, nope. I had to ask myself if I did, i'm sure I don't, I just think it's cute how Rick actually cares for his family, although I haven't seen him give a fuck about Summer and Jerry.. Summer's cool, everyone hates Jerry.
P.S get ready for overprotective Todoroki, cause that's my shit
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todorki- help I made a huge mistake
MOMo- what is it honey?
todorki- don't call me that, that would make my relationship incest
MOMo- Jesus, okay.
bi power- what'd you fuck up?
todorki- izu
Kacchan- we didn't ask about your fucking sex life
todorki- no i'm serious, he's fucking drunk. and you didn't ask, bitch
Kacchan- like what sleep deprived asshole said
sleep?- me?
Kacchan- bitch is a compliment here
broccoli- suuuuuuup
pikachu- oh hi broccoli
todorki- i'm taking his phone away before he does something extremely stupid-
pikachu- everyone has done something extremely stupid before, todobroski
todorki- i have not, and don't call me that
MOMo- where are you guys?
todorki- .
bi power- Todoroki?
todorki- i may or may not have lost broccoli
broccoli- lol im irhgt here tho (I shall translate; lol i'm right here tho)
MOMo- WHY DOES BROCCOLI KEEP GETTING IN SITUATIONS LIKE THESE?!
Kacchan- he's a fucking magnet
pikachu- lol his mom can attract things, his currently non-existent father has fire breath, and he can attract hot things
broccoli- LOL SOH IS BOTH BOT SNF CO;D (was typing with my eyes closed, for some reason I couldn't avoid misspelling 'both'? anyways; LOL SHO IS BOTH HOT AND COLD)
pikachu- what
todorki- he's actually drunk this time
sleep?- woaaah
blonde3- hey why did izu just come in our base and call me hot? i'm not complaining, just asking. oh and can I also kiss him?
todorki- fuck
todorki- no
broccoli- lol what (I swear I wrote that with my eyes closed, I think I wrote that phrase too many time to misspell it-)
broccoli- lo suew (translation; lol sure)
blonde3- YAY!
todorki- f u c k
daddy- did something shitty just happen
todorki- YES
Kacchan- no
blonde3- Nope!~
broccoli- idk i kissed a girl whe I;m gay as duck (i'm actually impressed I spelt most of it write with eyes closed.. ; idk I kissed a girl when i'm gay as fuck)
broccoli- it was my first time :D (OMG I DID THAT?! dId aNybOdY sEe ThAt)
todorki- n o . he's actually cheating on me-
urarabitch- sup
todorki- IS SUP THE NEW GREETING NOW?!
urarabitch- jfc cam yo tits
ribbitch- did i miss anything?
todorki- oh n o
pikachu- guys he need chill pill
blonde3- lol can I go all the way
fire fire baby- ok now you're just playing with him-
pikachu- play who? and how
urarabitch- WOW YOU SURE ARE MAKING IT BETTER, DENKI
bi power- lol, i'm sure she's just messing with todoroki
fire fire baby- LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, TOGA
blonde3- I WAS ONLY MESSING WITH HIM I DIDN'T-
bi power- oookaaaaay wtf happened
todorki- YOU BITCHES. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IZU
pikachu- is Todoroki also drunk?
broccoli- lol maybe
urarabitch- wtf is going on bb?
broccoli- lol sho is at the door when I was making out with toga
(do I remember the keyboard now, because i'm writing all of broccoli's texts with my eyes closed.. eh, what's the point anymore, i'll just put random shit in izu's texts)
ribbitch- izu.. you're cheating
chapstick- YOU BRATS WHAT'S GOING ON?!
blonde3- a tododeku problem
chapstick- what, they're relationship sucks now?! and it's your fault?! idfk if I should be impressed or disappointed, I think he's gonna fucking break the motherfucking door
todorki- open the fucking door, assholes
blonde3- nah i'm too busy having fun, icythot
Kacchan- heh
todorki- stfu KACCHAN
broccoli- :O you call him that too now, sho?
todorki- GTFO OF THERE IZU
broccoli- it's pretty comfy here tbh
blonde3- lol yeah, if you minus the part we're all killers in here
broccoli- o shit I forgot about that
fire fire baby- i thought we were having a conversation irl
blonde- right we should just go back to what we were doing
fire fire baby- YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT WORSE, DUMBASSS
pikachu- oh jeez
bi power- lolol watch aizawa be fucking mad tomorrow or later
daddy- i don't give a shit anymore..
sleep?- same
(oh shit it's 5am I took 2 hours on this, and it felt like minutes, I'm really having fun with this-)
classdad- where is izu and Todoroki?
Kacchan- i honestly don't know what's happening to them
broccoli- IM AAALIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEEE
blonde3- i was fucking freezing
fire fire baby- i just watched, turns out he didn't want to kill me
chapstick- what the fuck just happened
MAMAgiri- Momo! you're child broke my door
MOMo- that isn't my child anymore, giri
todorki- did i just get disowned
fire fire baby- yeah bud
blonde3- lol i can see dabi can relate
fire fire baby- toga-
fire fire baby- you've done enough bs today
broccoli- it wasn't shit
blonde3- <3
broccoli- <3
broccoli- fuck you
blonde3- eh?-
broccoli- oh sorry sho took my phone
blonde3- ofc he just had to text that with your phone..
todoroki- yeah
chapstick- why didn't we just kidnap izu there?
blonde3- it ain't fair, he was drunk shiga
fire fire baby- ye dude
urarabitch- awe izu being carried by sho is a cute sight
ribbitch- not when one of them just cheated
urarabitch- don't ruin the mood, tsu
pikachu- i'm sure he drank 5 bottles or some shit
kazookid- supp
kazookid- did i miss anything?
Kacchan- scroll up
urarabitch- he would drink 5 bottles.. wonder why
ribbitch- imagine if all of us were that drunk
blonde3- y'all would be all over each other or deku, it's a fucking dekubowl after all
urarabitch- awh fuck yeah
ribbitch- you wouldn't
urarabitch- you would
ribbitch- can't argue with that
todorki- did u literally just casually text that even right after that happened?
blonde3- u sober..?
todorki- yeah i'm more sober now
kazookid- jfc (< has just finished reading everything)
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AND THEN I REMEMBER IN THE LAST CHAPTER NO RUINING THE TODODEKU-
lol technically, it ain't ruined, todorki was only mad a blonde3- I mean, toga-