BNHA Chatfic

By WhoxNeedsxNames

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Tenya makes a group chat, a mistake. But the worst mistake is that he made Izuku and Ochako the admins. {a lo... More

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[Nicknames thay changed]

Izuku- broccoli
Ochako- FloatyBitch
Todoroki- ice ice baby
Bakugou- boomboombitch
Iida- classdad
Momo- MOMo
Kaminari- pikachu
Tsuyu- ribbitch
Kirishima- rockhard

Midoriya Fan Club

broccoli- u guys think i should add monoma

ice ice baby- what why

boomboombitch- i agree, he's a bitch

broccoli- stfu kacchan, ur name is bitch

ribbitch- ...

broccoli- oh sorry tsu, ur amazing <3

ribbitch- <3

ice ice baby- so my fucking boyfriend keeps cheating on me-

broccoli- HE'S JUST A FRIEND BB

FloatyBitch- >:O I'M BB, ICYTHOT

ice ice baby- WHO EVER SAID THAT

FloatyBitch- MY BB

ice ice baby- HE ISN'T ANYONE ELSE'S BB

broccoli added Monoma to Midoriya Fan Club

Monoma- wtf is this?

broccoli- hi mono!!

Monoma- omg hi izu

ice ice baby- WTF H E CALLS YOU IZU?!

broccoli- IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

Monoma- what is wrong with your boyfriend

broccoli- i'm sorry babe he's just in a bad mood rn

ice ice baby- B A B E -

broccoli- IN A FRIEND WAY

FloatyBitch- i'm still bb right?

boomboombitch- can you please change my name?

broccoli- he said please!!

rockhard- woah

broccoli changed boomboombitch's chatname to Kacchan

Kacchan- that's.. actually better

ice ice baby- OH YOU GIVE H I M A GOOD NAME?!

broccoli- JEEZ. HOLD ON A SEC

pikachu- .

rockhard- .

Jirou- where's the others?

FloatyBitch- kicked them out

Monoma- what why?

ribbitch- they weren't izuku fans

Monoma- they must be bitches

classdad- where's izuku? I'm concerned that he isn't chatting..

MOMo- IS MY CHILD OKAY?!

Kacchan- wait why am I here? I'm not an izuku fan

Monoma- bitch you better be

MOMo- WHY ISN'T MY CHILD CHATTING

Jirou- you're taking this mom thing too srsly

Nedzu- Why isn't the main entertainment chatting?

pikachu- oh shit todoroki isn't chatting too

rockhard- lol i think they're making out so Todoroki calms down

FloatyBitch- while that's going on..

FloatyBitch changed Jirou's chatname to bi power

bi power- accurate

FloatyBitch changed Monoma's chatname to kazookid

kazookid- i can't believe you've done this

ice ice baby- i'm calm now

rockhard- holy shit izuku and todoroki came out of todoroki's dorm. Both of them are fuckig messy

MOMo- MY CHILD IS OKAY

broccoli- ya mom

bi power- legit momo was panicking and hyperventilating

broccoli- holy shit. r u okay mommy?

MOMo- now that ur okay :3

broccoli- :3

ice ice baby- he was always okay?

kazookid- bitch he could've been kidnapped

FloatyBitch- i'll bitch slap whoever tries to kidnap him

bi power- and make them float

FloatyBitch- read my mind

Toga- even me?

Kacchan- WHY THE HELL IS THERE A VILLAIN HERE

broccoli- Ashido

ribbitch- Ashido

Ashido- I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MIDORIYA FAN CLUB?!

Toga- YEAH! I'm a Deku fan!

broccoli- awe, just don't try to kill us pls

Toga- ofc anything for u

kazookid- wtf only i'm the psycho deku fan

Toga- OH REALLY?!

kazookid- uhm. Bitch yes

Kurogiri- izuku says don't kill anyone, Toga

Toga- fine, m o m

MOMo- FELLOW MOM?!

Kurogiri- FELLOW MOM.

bi power- KUROGIRI LEGIT TELEPORTED HERE AND SQUEALED WITH MOMO

(this made myself laugh-)

broccoli- stay safe mom!

daddy- is there a fucking villain in the groupchat

FloatyBitch- nah, there's a villain in the dorms

daddy- you're joking right

pikachu- nah dude

Toga- Yeah! Mamagiri's with momo!

daddy- MOMO!

MOMo- Yes?

daddy- have fun with your friends

MOMo- thanks!

broccoli changed Kurogiri's chatname to MAMAgiri

MAMAgiri- children are so adorable

MOMo- ugh yes

broccoli- lol

FloatyBitch changed Toga's chatname to blonde3

blonde3- blonde 3?

FloatyBitch- u da 3rd blonde here

pikachu- EXCUSE ME. WHAT AM I? A COCKROACH?!

ribbitch- i like how you just assume ur the one that was forgotten

broccoli- ur our pikachu bb

pikachu- oh. <3

FloatyBitch- WTF i'm BB

broccoli- JEEZ. OKAY. Ochako is bb, Monoma is babe and Todoroki is Sho?!

FloatyBitch- that's better

kazookid- i just got here and i already have a special nickname, bitches

broccoli- shut up babe, we've been bffs since the first day

kazookid- AND I WAS NAMED BABE THE FIRST DAY

blonde3- WHY DOES HE GET THE NAME BABE?!

broccoli- I'M NOT GIVING everyone A NICKNAME

ice ice baby- i'm honestly fine about being called sho now

broccoli- bb

FloatyBitch- yes?

broccoli- <3

FloatyBitch- my hearteu <3

rockhard- wtf u aren't even a kpop fan

Kacchan- why listen to it if u don't understand the song?

broccoli- idk

classdad- the principal's letting us have villains here?

Dabi- sup

broccoli- OH I ALREADY KNOW A NICKNAME FOR U

broccoli changed Dabi's chatname to burntchickennigget

burntchickennugget- WTF

Kacchan- I'm so glad my name's Kacchan now

broccoli- u better be.

rockhard- wtf he isn't screaming?

broccoli- ya i said i would make his nickname worse if he screams at me

ice ice baby- oh THAT'S what you were doing last night

broccoli- what else?

pikachu- oh izuku..

ribbitch- he thought you two fucked last night

broccoli- WHAT NO- WHY WOULD I- HE FUCKING BULLIED ME

FloatyBitch- yeah, i still don't know why i haven't killed him yet

Kacchan- I haven't done anything?!

bunrtchickennugget- CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE MY FUCKING NAME?!

blonde3- deal with it everyone has a bad name

MAMAgiri- i love my name

MOMo- me too

classdad- mine's decent

Kacchan- mine's fucking normal

ice ice baby- i still don't get mine

bi power- mine is true

kazookid- well i fucking hate mine, urarabitch did this

FloatyBitch- holyshit that's a good nickname

FloatyBitch changed their chatname to urarabitch

ribbitch- we match now :D

urarabitch- :D

broccoli added Shinsou to Midoriya Fan Club

ice ice baby- how many fucking fans do you have?

Shinsou- what is this?

broccoli changed Shinsou's chatname to sleep?

sleep?- nice

pikachu- brainwash bitch :0

sleep?- pikabitch :0

pikachu- hey faam

sleep?- hi motherfucker

broccoli- so romantic :')

burntchickennugget- is there something wrong with you

urarabitch- why are you even in this group

ribbitch- yeah, burnt chicken nugget

blonde3- i can't believe i work with you

MAMAgiri- be nice, son

MOMo- you might make my broccoli cry

pikachu- bitch

sleep?- i think bitch is a compliment in this group..

bi power- ^

kazookid- ^

ice ice baby- bro?

burntchickennugget- holy shit ur dating that broccoli?

ice ice baby- why tf would i not

bi power- yeah he'd be pretty dumb to reject izuku

broccoli- nah he confessed

pikachu- so if i confessed he would've accepted? ;-;

broccoli- first come first serve fam

rockhard- I THOUGHT YOU WERE BAE

pikachu- BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU WERE JUST FAM

broccoli changed burntchickennugget's chatname to fire fire baby

fire fire baby- wtf

ice ice baby- don't question it

broccoli- wait babe

kazookid- what?

broccoli- i mean sho

urarabitch- don't you fucking dare forget our nicknames

broccoli- I WON'T

ice ice baby- yes izu?

broccoli changed ice ice baby's chatname to todorki

todorki- luv u 2 izu

fire fire baby- you don't call him babe?

kazookid- >:0 I'M BABE, MOTHERFUCKER

fire fire baby- what-

[Nicknames thay changed]

Izuku- broccoli
Ochako- urarabitch
Todoroki- todorki
Bakugou- Kacchan
Iida- classdad
Momo- MOMo
Kaminari- pikachu
Tsuyu- ribbitch
Kirishima- rockhard
Monoma- kazookid
Shinsou- sleep?
Toga- blonde3
Dabi- fire fire baby
Kurogiri- MAMAgiri
(I think that's all lol)




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