BNHA Chatfic

By WhoxNeedsxNames

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Tenya makes a group chat, a mistake. But the worst mistake is that he made Izuku and Ochako the admins. {a lo... More

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CLASS 1A

Iida- Hello, class! I made this group for school purposes!

Bakugou- School purposes my ass, just wait until everyone breaks that rule

Uraraka- I have been summoned

Jirou- That was sooner than I thought

Midoriya- What

Uraraka- Is

Midoriya- This? :0

Bakugou- Wtf I didn't know Deku was memey

Midoriya- You thot wrong, boomboombitch

Kaminari- DID MIDO JUST CURSE-

Jirou- WHAT DID YOU DO, BAKUHOE

Iida- Do not call your classmates names!

Bakugou- THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME?!

Midoriya- BOOMBOOMBITCH

Todoroki- What the fuck is happening

Midoriya- WE DON'T CURSE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAT, SHO

Jirou- 'Sho'?

Kaminari- woah

Sero- woah

Hagakure- woah

Kirishima- woah

Ashido- woah

Uraraka- I CALLED IT. THEY'RE GAY. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, BITCHES

Midoriya- BB

Uraraka- Yess?

Midoriya changed Uraraka's chatname to FloatyBitch

FloatyBitch: :0

FloatyBitch changed Midoriya's chatname to broccoli

broccoli- Why am I always called a fucking broccoli

Momo- SINCE WHEN DID MIDORIYA CURSE?!

broccoli- Lolol since Kacchan started bullying me

broccoli changed Todoroki's chatname to ice ice baby

FloatyBitch- h a

ice ice baby- I thought you loved me

broccoli- You thought right

FloatyBitch- Aww

Asui- I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING CALL ME TSUYU

broccoli changed Asui's chatname to ribbitch

ribbitch- I'm relieved

broccoli- Ty bb

FloatyBitch- TSU, YOU CHEATING ON ME?!

ribbitch- Wtf no

Iida- Since when did you guys have relationships?!

Momo- ...

Jirou- ...

ice ice baby- ...

broccoli- ...

FloatyBitch- ...

ribbitch- ...

Iida- OKAY. And what happened to your chatnames?!

broccoli- ...

FloatyBitch- ...

Iida- MIDORIYA?!

broccoli- yes, daddy

FloatyBitch- Don't be a thot

broccoli changed Iida's chatname to classdad

classdad- Why am I 'classdad'?

broccoli- I just called u daddy, bruh

Bakugou- WTF DEKU?!

broccoli- what now

ice ice baby- Who you calling daddy-

FloatyBitch- OH. I GOT ONE-

FloatyBitch changed Momo's chatname to MOMo

MOMo- Oh, I get it

broccoli- Mom's better than u, dad

Kaminari- know your memes, dad

classdad- MEMES?!

ice ice baby- omg he doesn't know what they are

Ashido- DAD?! U DON'T KNOW MEMES?!

classdad- ?

broccoli- it's our life source, dad

Tokoyami- I had to see who broccoli was, and I was surprised to see Midoriya

broccoli- u didn't know I was broccoli? broccoli's gud for u, fam

broccoli changed Tokoyami's chatname to emobirbb

Kaminari- is mido drunk rn?

broccoli- since when did you call me mido

Kaminari- ur name's too long, man

broccoli- call me izuku, pikachu

Kaminari- DID YOU CALL ME PIKACHU?!

broccoli- ..pikachu is cute?

Kaminari- I'm flattered

ice ice baby- why am I with you

broccoli- u luv me

ice ice baby- .-. i do

broccoli- where's boomboombitch?

ice ice baby- who?

broccoli- oh i made a new name for kacchan

FloatyBitch- we still calling him boomboombitch?

Kirishima- we calling him boomboombitch.

Bakugou- YOU ARE NOT CALLING ME THAT

broccoli changed Bakugou's chatname to boomboombitch

boomboombitch- WHY IS ROUND FACE AND DEKU THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN CHANGE OUR NAMES?!

ribbitch- you aren't worthy enough to be able to that

boomboombitch- HOW DO I BE 'WORTHY'?!

Kirishima- you gotta shut up, babe

FloatyBitch- 'BABE'! YA'LL GIVE ME UR MONEY AGAIN. HA.

broccoli- wtf i'm disappointed in u kacchan. y r u gay

boomboombitch- YOU'RE GAY?!

broccoli- ik that, r u dumb

boomboombitch- I know*
are*
you*

broccoli- i ain't the one that don't know shortcuts

classdad- why did I make this group

ribbitch- school purposes

Kirishima- this is obviously school purposes man

Kaminari- are you sure about that

Kirishima- no

Sero- Hey y'all

Kaminari- do u know mido's true nature?

Sero- oh this chat is already on crack isn't it. shit i'm late

Kaminari- ya

broccoli- it isn't my 'true nature', dumbass

Sero- MIDO?!

broccoli- OK WHO MADE MIDO A THING

Kaminari- I did

broccoli changed Kaminari's chatname to pikachu

pikachu- t r a i t o r

broccoli- i said pikachu's cute

pikachi- fine

ice ice baby- could you please stop fucking cheating on me

broccoli- I'M NOT CHEATING ON YOU

FloatyBitch- SAME GOES FOR U, RIBBITCH

ribbitch- you call midoriya bb, i should be fine

FloatyBitch- ..you are forgiven

ice ice baby- right, izu

broccoli- shit

pikachu- NO ONE TOLD ME IF MIDO'S DRUNK YET

broccoli- do u get drunk when u drink more than 5 bottles

MOMo- YES?!

broccoli- oh, i'm not drunk. I only drank 2 bottles lol

FloatyBitch- he's a bit tipsy

Aizawa- What is going on?

FloatyBitch- DAD YOU ADDED DADDY?!

Aizawa- What

classdad- Sorry sir, they're acting like this for no reason

Aizawa- Do what you want

broccoli changed Aizawa's chatname to daddy

daddy- Okay, who is broccoli?

MOMo- Midoriya

pikachu- Midoriya

boomboombitch- fucking deku

classdad- Midoriya

Kirishima- Midoriya

FloatyBitch- u can't do this to my bb

ice ice baby- he isn't ur fucking bb

broccoli- .-. sorry, daddy

daddy- Oh my god. We're adding Nedzu

broccoli- WHAT NO

FloatyBitch- NO

MOMo- NO

Kirishima- NO BRO

boomboombitch- we're gonna get fucking expelled

broccoli- wait i thought me and floaty were the only admins

daddy- Dangit

FloatyBitch- lol I wanna see his reaction

broccoli- oh sure

ice ice baby- wtf. bb no

broccoli added Nedzu

Nedzu- Hello, Class 1A!

pikachu- he sounds like iida bro

Kirishima- yeah bro

broccoli changed Kirishima's chatname to rockhard

rockhard- m i d o

broccoli- I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING CALL ME IZUKU

ribbitch- did you just copy me

broccoli- yes

ribbitch- love u

broccoli- uwu

rockhard- i love u 2 izuku

pikachu- me tooo

ice ice baby- wtf stay away

FloatyBitch- BB I LOVE U

boomboombitch- wtf

Jirou- IDC IF BOOMBOOM RUINED YOU, UR MY CINNAMON ROLL. Love u. Love u 2 Momo

MOMo- :3. Love u my children

boomboombitch- I DIDN'T FUCKING RUIN HIM

broccoli- is this what dekubowl is

FloatyBitch- YOU FINALLY CONSIDERED IT!

Nedzu- this is my new entertainment

broccoli- oh, we fine guys

classdad changed the group name to Midoriya Fan Club

broccoli- dad? Is that u?

classdad- i give up on trying to make this a better class

broccoli- :D

[Nicknames thay changed]

Izuku- broccoli
Ochako- FloatyBitch
Todoroki- ice ice baby
Bakugou- boomboombitch
Iida- classdad
Momo- MOMo
Kaminari- pikachu
Tsuyu- ribbitch
Kirishima- rockhard










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