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By CartoonMongoose

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NOTE: I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS THEY BELONG TO JELLO APOCALYPSE. Rules: PLEASE DONT SHIP MOLLY WITH ANYO... More

Introduction
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Steven Universe AU
Epithet Erased OC
Theory
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AHHHHHHHHH
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A/N
Warmth, a christmas special.
Sylvie introduction
NEW EPISODE HEADCANON (SPOILER ALERT)
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Im sorry but
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1K Views celebration!
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(A!N) someone had to f*** it up
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A!N Sorry i lost my phone
ASK SPEED ROUND (16, 17, 18, 19, 20 and 21)
A!N Somebody had to f*** it up PART 2
Mera and Indus introduction
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ASK SPEED ROUND kind of (25, 26 and 27)

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By CartoonMongoose

A speech bubble popped up asking
"Mr Sylvester Ashling, i have a question.  What's a cat?"

Sylvester ran out of the room in a dash, returning with his feline friend, Pecan.  Holding him up towards the camera with a straight face.

Sylvie: This is a cat, cat's are pets humans use for love and Suppourt.  They are not for food, i repeat they are not food.  If you even eat food that is.

Pecan nuzzles Sylvie's cheek, purring  and cooing in the process.  Sylvie puts Pecan in his lap, petting the feline with a warm smile on his face.

Sylvie: That is what a cat is.

(Pecan the Cat is going to be present in asks)

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