La'Quan Jamal West
Christmas Day
7:30 am
"Quan wake up" I heard Harmony say while shaking me
"Toonk lets go see if Santa ate our cookies" Honey said
"Santa ain't eat shit in my house, I ate them fucking cookies and I bought all them presents under the tree too" I said not opening my eyes none of my kids gone think a fat ass white man broke in our house to give them some fucking presents, when me and they mama work to buy them shit
"Dada" Harmony yelled making me groan, she just a bad ass for no reason, and watch her big forehead having ass moma say some smart, I can't wait till after the wedding so I can put my dick in her mouth
"La'Quan you gone stop waking up with that funky ass attitude" Honey said while throwing our outfits on the bed
"Who you talking to if yo cockblocking ass daughter wasn't in here you'll be gagging" I said standing up behind her
"Harmony go get your clothes I laid on the tv stand" Sha said to Harmony
"Mommy I ready to open presents" she said standing at the door
"When you tell me who birthday it is you can open your gifts" Honey said back
"You really put coal in her stocking?" Honey asked once Harmony left the room
"Yep she been trying me all year, I got her a banana some coal and a bottle of water" I said as she laughed
"You dead wrong" she said looking back at me
"Fuck ha bad ass she know exactly how to push my buttons" I said as we both laughed
"You wanted a baby, we have one and she acts just like you so you mad?" She asked before pinching my nipples
"Stop you making my dick hard you know how sensitive my shit is" I groaned
"Okay sorry when we getting married again?" She asked looking up at me
"May fourteen twenty twenty-two, lock it in cause after I sign them papers I'm fucking you in the pulpit" I said before biting my bottom lip looking at her pussy print
"You nasty" she said pulling my chin hair
"Only nasty for you, but no kap we look hella young to have a bad as twenty year old" I said looking at us through our dresser mirror
"My baby three and these braces make us look young and then we really haven't grown into our faces yet witch is weird" she said grabbing my phone taking a picture of us
"Iono why other orthodontist won't work over the other person work" I said
"What did you get Ky for secret Santa?" She asked before going in the bathroom starting the shower
"Business" I said ad Harmony ran up to me
"Da a monster" she said pointing to her room I actually got her a pit bull puppy along with coal and other shit, even though the dog really mine I'll let her enjoy his company cause she been getting presents from me all year
"Not the bad ass scared" I said while tickling her
"Toonk did you see your clothes" Honey asked coming outta the bathroom
"Yes, mommy and I pee pee in the big pot by myself" she said looking at me
"Aww daddy baby is a big girl, gimmie five" I aid holding my hand up high so she couldn't reach it
"You too tall" she said making me laugh
"Since my mama bringing all the food and shit she want me to come help her" I said to Honey while Harmony jumped on my back
"That's fine ManMan, when you get back we can open presents, I'm about to get baby dressed and we might take some pictures" she said while rubbing my durag
"Get offa me you lil monster" I said to Harmony who tried to snatch my durag off
"Aye getcho daughter lil monster wildin, that's why imma go get another daughter" I said while kissing Harmony cheeks
"I beat her up" she said punching her fist in her hand
"Okay big stepper when you got cut like that?" I asked sounding like yb
"See this why she mess with you a lot, you never stop the madness" Sha said while picking Harmony up
"Aye jit who birthday is today?" I asked Harmony whos laid on her moms shoulder
"Little baby Jesus" she said excitedly
"Awee stink I'm finna cry" Sha said as I smiled at least we teaching this bad ass girl something
"You moma such a sap big dawg" I said to Harmony before going in the bathroom to bush my teeth and get ready to help my moms
45 minutes later
"Whatchu doing with at that ass lemme touch it, she said it's mine so I smack it when I fuck it" I rapped dry humping Honey while she made some breakfast cause the lil monster hungry
"Harmony wanna open a present?" I asking going in the living room where she was looking up at the tree
"Yes" she said before jumping on me
"Honey Comere Toonk finna open a gift from me" I yelled as Sha come from the kitchen and sat on the couch next to me
"Pick anyone Toonk" I said laughing
"You're so mean" Sha whispered before handing me her phone I starting her camera to record Harmony opening her present
"What did you get mamas" Honey asked
"A banana" she said excitedly shit now I gotta go buy her some real gifts
"Are you happy?" I asked she nodded and smiled, Yo I feel bad for giving the bad ass coal now
"Send the video in the group chat" she said as Harmony ate her banana and watching that pig
Bloodline🌎❤️
Me:
MamaK😘: my glam baby🥺
ToonkGodfather🥴: wtf I know Jamal ain't give my godchild a banana🤦🏾♂️
MyDad🥰: she's so precious she low key wanna LOL surprise
Louis👨👦❤️: Yo "BANANA" lil minion🤦🏾♂️
BestfriendKy🤍: she so excited I hope she like this outfit she got from Walmart
BestfriendDee🤰🏾: you ain't get nothing from Walmart Target maybe stop lying but yk Toonk get excited about food💁🏾♀️
Me: this Quan hop off my baby Dee and I gotta go buy her some real presents now I thought she was gone be mad😭
"Babe she's so adorable" Honey said watching Harmony as she watch peppa pig
"Wanna make another one?" I asked pulling her closer to me
"Yes, but I wanna talk to Harmony and get her thoughts" she said as I nodded I totally understand cause Terry put Miami under the bed when he was born cause he was jealous
"You right cause lil monster be wildin" I said as Harmony turned around and mugged the fuck outta me
"You wanna fight?" I asked bucking at her
"Mommy tell Da stop" she said before turning back around to watch her show
"Leave my baby alone sir" Honey said grabbing my chin
"You like that chin hair don't it, I know you do, I need some pussy juice on it" I said in her ear
"Okay time for you to go, uhuh mama K need help so go" she said all nervous
"Baby I'm just talking to you stop acting like that" I said smirking at her as she lead me to the front door
"You put words to action and I will not be interrupted anymore" she said giving me my keys
"Imma be back sweetheart" I said kissing both of her cheeks before kissing her soft plumb lips
"Hurry" she said smiling showing her braces
"Tell me that you love me so I can go" I said grabbing her hand kissing it
"I love you Jamal now stop teasing me please" she whined before I said my goodbyes and head to my moms house
10:38 am
"Aye not gone lie I gotchu a watch pops" Terry sand handing Nas a lil paw patrol watch
"Terry how the hell is that gone fit him?" My mama asked
"It's from the heart tho" he said before sitting down
"Here T man" Louis said giving Terry and Gucci box
"Ayyeee I got some real Gucci now bitches, since y'all be saying my shit fake just cause I bought it at the corner sto don't mean nothing" he said to his live
"Bruh got me some drip peep the belt" he said showing his Gucci belt
"Thank you" he said giving Louis a bro hug
"Here you go Bubba" Honey said handing Louis and wrapped gift
"I better not be no pregnancy shit like last time" he said before opening the box that held and chain with him and LJ
"Good looks daughter" he said hugging Honey
"Ight mama K yo gift right here" Louis said before giving my mama a French bulldog
"Doggy dada it's doggy" Harmony said smiling
"Aww thanks Louis" she said before giving Dee a wrapped box
"It's really for my glam baby but you wear it until she old enough" my mama said as Dee held up a necklace with the middle name of my godchild 'Skylar' they don't know the gender yet but they know their child middle name is gonna be Skylar
"Thanks ma I really like it" Dee said as Kyle gave his gifts to Honey
"I know you fucking didn't Ky" she excitedly said pulling out a lil ass purse that can't hold shit and some yeezys the same shit I got him
"Here stinky" Honey said handing me a Cuban link bracelet
"I been wanting this sweetheart" I said smiling looking at the diamonds
"Aye Ky I gotchu the same thing yo got yo bestfriend" I said handin him a box and bag
"Now it's our turn" LJ said as him and Harmony exchanged gifts
"LOL" Harmony screamed excitedly while LJ looked at the new call of duty she picked out for him
"Tank you cousin" she said hugging him
"Awww but can we eat now" Terry said ruining the moment
"Get yo friend and his retarded ass still on live" my mama yelled making everybody laugh
"It's okay baby you not that slow" Dee said consoling him
"It's not okay man" I said picking Harmony up
"Dada I wanna eat eat" she said tapping my shoulder, having kids really improves your patients and it fixes almost everything that annoys you
"What you want eat Toonk?" I asked as she shrugged
"We cooked peppa" Terry said looking in the over at the ham
"Terry you better not tell her" Honey said seriously
"But she need to know she eat peppa and her whole family" he said while me and Harmony played some game on that ABC mouse shit
"Dada, I get you present" she said going to the tree getting the last two presents that was hidden
"What is it?" I asked shaking the envelope that made her giggle so I opened it
"See you trynna make a real nigga cry?" I asked as she smiled
"Honey comere" I said
"Awee this is adorable who helped her?" Honey asked reading the words
"she ordered that by herself I just read the words to her" my mama said, when everybody leave Imma cry like a lil bitch
"Mommy I get you present too" she said giving her mom a necklace since everybody know Sha obsessed with necklaces
"See Ky now your necklace is being removed" Honey said while Harmony smile
"You happy?" She asked sitting back on my lap with her iPad
"Yes cause I got the best lil monster ever and guess what I got you" I said as Louis came downstairs with my baby pit bull
"My own doggy?" She asked picking the dog up, Nah he my dog but I guess since she been nice or whatever I'll let her claim him
"Yes you get to name him" I said as she thought long and hard
"BUDDY" she said excitedly making everybody laugh
"Come Buddy" she said as the dog followed her
"You gotta do Christmas over cause the next time you give my glam baby some coal imma beat yo ass" my mama said