Zac (brother): Hey, I want popcorn too!
Me: There's some in your candy bag dummy.
Zac: Oh
Zac: By the way, why'd you open your bag like that?
Me: Cause its how you're supposed to open it.
Zac: No you don't, you have to open it like chips *tries and fails*.
Me: See, told you!
Zac: *tries again and succeeds*
Zac: *makes a smarty-pants face*
Me: Oh well, *rolls eyes*.
Zac: Hey look!
Zac: *puts popcorn in mouth then spits it out*
Me: Ewww! Its stuck on my sweater!
Zac: Haha! OK BOOMER.
Me: Bruh.*takes of piece of wet popcorn off the sweater with a disgusted face*
Then he just keeps doing this until we left the party. He got popcorn in my boot and sweater! It was wet, eww.