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SEOKJIN
you have exactly 5 seconds to tell me which one of you stole the Christmas turkey
NAMJOON
what-
TAEHYUNG
is the turkey gone?
HOSEOK
not to throw anyone under the bus but yoongi-hyung has some kelptomaniac tendencies lately 👀
YOONGI
how is that not throwing anyone under the bus?
TAEHYUNG
He's not wrong tho. 👀
YOONGI
I DIDNT STEAL THE FRICKING TURKEY
I was sleeping until five minutes ago so I have an alibi
HOSEOK
you know what I believe him
Hyung is so good at sleeping he can do it with his eyes closed 😴
YOONGI
haha very funny 🙄
TAEHYUNG
I bet you sleepwalked to the kitchen, snatched the turkey and you're now hiding it under your pillow as we speak 👀
YOONGI
I-
I didn't sign up for this.
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NAMJOON
yes you did the very day you debuted from bangtan so stop being a drama queen
YOONGI
hey-
NAMJOON
Anyway did you seriously lose the Christmas turkey hyung?
SEOKJIN
I didn't LOSE it
Someone STOLE it
It was here on the kitchen table 5 minutes ago but now it's gone.
TAEHYUNG
maybe it spread its wings and flew away 😂
tbc...