"While Sherlock Grian was starting to figure out what the Jangler was all about, which actually just turned out to be a terrible copy of the Jingler." -hah! Bitch! Grian still hates me but he still has my back!
"Hey! Get your damn crotch out my head ye damn crazy coot!" -Bdubs
"Wow, we really bunked up there together.." -Impulse
"Translate: f-in cold!" -TFC
"I'm harder th'n you." -Mumbo
"You looked like the pig!" -Zed
"Goodbye dumb jerk kid." -Bdubs
"It's still minecraft, and we are naked." -Impulse
"We have an exhibitionist in the vault!" -TFC, my Cthulu
"You broke me." -Scar
"Don't worry, you'll learn to love it." -Impulse
"That is my mom you jerk." -Bdubs
"Feather Falling IV for the win." -TFC gave me the jumpscare of a lifetime.
"What is a camera?" -Zed
"How the hell did you get back?" -Grian
"Grian does that to me." -Iskall
"The village is totally safe!" -Tango
"We need all the pets." -Stress
"I'm being abused." -Scar
"You look like a pig." -Impulse
"That's a lady, ok that's me." -Bdubs
"It also goes very well with the bum bag." -Zed
"There might be some stockholm syndrome going on here." -Cub the dog snatcher
"Can we have a cat riding a shark? That would be amazing." -Scar
"Spoon counter: 1" -Wels
"Doc *half wheeze half hiss*" -Xisuma
"Glad you can't see me crying right now." -Zed
"Do you got any greys like down low, down town? ... I'm all grey down there somehow. ... It's actually kinda more blonde than anything." -Bdubs (they were talking about their toes, it's fine)
"Moshpit!" -Xisuma
"Um, okay, Grian and Mumbo shouldn’t be here right now. ‘Cause they’re in the UK, and I’m in America, and those places are traditionally very far away. Like, an entire like, ship-distance away." -Joe
"I fell asleep just staring into your eyes..." -Bdubs
"Ello. Ello Doc, you're such a sexy Frankfurter." -Ren
"*sigh* the things I do for love." -Zloy
"Team Exhibit!" -Xisuma
"I got this. Unless comes and hits me in the face again." -Zed... why are you abusing Tango like this?
"You are seriously confused." -Cub
"You're dumb, get in the hole." -Mumbo
"I'm not as bad as Iskall." -Scar
"Three hours, I sat there as a banana. Three hours!" -Zed
"Mmm, yeah baby..." -Bdubs
"THAT WAS LAG Of Doom. How did Welsknight slay me there?" -He's fuckin' Speedy Gonzales Iskall what do you expect?
"Hit the books, not the ground, kids!" -Joe
"Ow my groin" -Zloy
"Alright, let's roll out." -Tangobots! Roll out!
"GenerikB never fear. Do not fret, within you is a child that shall be born. *indecipherable to me* so take care of it." -Bdubs
"BdoubleO, you are about to have a baby. Don't forget that you sold that baby to GenerikB. And-and thy baby's name shall be Skellator." -Generik
"Why do you people insist on holding me!" -Zloy
"That's a really big word for me." -Wels
"I'm not to flexible." -Zed
"Welcome to Nutsack! Welcome to the town!" -Bdubs
"Mameboard!" -Keralis quoting Doc
"Moustache got too big so he can't talk." -Cub
"I'm not cool." -Zed
"Oh dear daddy..." -Grian
"Take me Pigglesworth... with your strong bunny hands..." -Zloy
"A wild Zedaph!" -Python
"Nutsack is payin' off!" -Bdubs
"You got it baby." -Ren
"#IskallDiedFirstWouldMakeMyDay" -Scar
"Yeah my creeper brothers are doing their job." -Python
"Did you just turn me into a banana?!" -Zed
"I'm in the butthole of your base somewhere." -Ren
"There's now way for me to kill myself here." -Grian
"uwu" -Generik
"I cannot be touched! No I can't be touched! And you aren't on my level!" -Bdubs
"I've always wanted to be a bear." -Grian
"My dog just ate my cat.." -Zed
"PANDA TECHNOLOGY AQUIRED!" -Tango
"I drank bleach!" -Grian
"Gangin' up on me." -Zed
"It is B-team breakup day." -Bdubs
"My palms are sweaty! Mom spaghetti!" -Keralis
"Keralis! Get in the dump tank now! You and your lovely bum!" -Zedaph
"I just want you to know before I die, you were the worst father I've ever known." -Grian
"I am a good boy." -Bdubs
"I'm gonna go kill one in the face!" -Tango
"*gasp* It hissed!" -Joe
"You punched me into pieces!" -Grian
"It was sexy." -Bdubs
"If Christmas is about one thing, it's about arguing with your family." -Zedaph
"That was hilarious! I will begin laughing momentarily." -Tango
“Can I Cover it in pictures of my face?” -Grian
"Let's sleep together." -Generik
"SON OF A BIT-" -Bdubs
"Python, hold me tight." -Zed
"He won't stop looking at those juicy butt cheeks." -Tango
"Yeet" -Zloy
"That's fine big daddy, that's fine." -Bdubs
"One of my minions I assume." -Wels
"I'm your shield." -Zed
"Makes up for the damage you did to me." -Tango bein angsty
"Guess what this horse's name is. #BdubsMom" -GenerikB
“No no shut-shut off the music!!! Not you!!!!” -Doc lmao
"I thought I was gonna be alone forever!" -Python
"Only enough room for 3 nitwits in this place!" -Zed
"Stop screwin us." -Bdubs
"Touch my butt!" -Ren
"You guys can sleep together, I'm gonna sleep in the corner." -Impulse
i think ren once said “smack my ass iskall”
mumbo- “we-we go to bed and we moan a bit”
~this~is~a~whole~conversation~that~I~want~to~quarantine~off~
Bdubs: "Now you guys see who's the man in the relationship."
Generik: "Yeah that's right, it's me! Buyin my woman somethin' that she wants."
Bdubs: "No! No! No!"
~
"Merry Sheepmas!" -Zed