BNHA Groupchat

By sapphic_wiccan

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Im a dumb ass bitch Its dumbass bitch hours Im not sorry (PS I WROTE THIS A BIT AGO AND ITS FUCKING CRINGY AS... More

We have made a grave mistake...
I regret
Oh no (Feat. Jealous Gay 1-A bois)
The Wedding
UwU Machine (ft izuku being fucking done)
Shit (ft sad af mido)
Please sleep Midoriya ( ft Trainwreck izu)
Memes (ft confused Iida being on the brink of a meltdown
Everyone shares feelings (ft everyone is insecure)
The night of the party (ft. Everyone's a mess)
just plain ol' C R A C C UwU (ft. everyones on crack UwU)
Minecraftβ„’ (Ft. rage)
Just plain odd (ft. me probably being high)
Truth or Die (Ft. these disaster children)
Kaminaris Birthday (ft. my pika baby getting love)
UwU U So Warm (ft. I dont know anymore)
Hellβ„’ (ft. hell.)
Dankkk (ft. me having not slept for days so this is what i give you-)
WhOleSome (ft....um....wholesome? sorta? kinda dirty? Whatever-)
ArEa 15 StOrm iN (ft. Izukus birthday-)
Fearβ„’ (ft. Izuku being a civilized human)
nO HoMo/heTErOβ„’ (ft. idk anymore, this whole book is a mess-)
I ApOloGiZe mY GoD FoR i haVe SinNed (Ft. me being sleep deprived)
KoDa sWoRE??? πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜± (NoT CliCkbAiT)
wEeD ((ft. Im so sleep deprived omfg help me-))
It all started when I invaded Russia- ((ft. Crackhead hours for the beans))
ViLlAiNs aNd hErOs TaLky TaLky (Ft. Mama Momo and Mamagiri become mom buddies)
Stolen McDonaldsβ„’ (Ft. Just some noice ass random convos between our kids)
Todoroki, no- (ft. more talky time for the pokeball and more emo time)
ShOpPiNg AnD mEmeInG (Ft. me writing these beans because I was told to)
Izuwuku is missing and uraraka goes ape shit (ft bakuhoe x Blackmail)
Being a functional human? Who's she? (ft. some emotional izuku for your health)
iM rUnnInG oN sPitE AnD fUrY ((FT. these fuckers being random and tired smh))
NeKo nEkO NiI bItCh (FT. Bakuhoe saying his nuts are plus ultra powerful-)
kIdNapPiNg iN ThE nAmE oF VsCo ((Ft. some extra dummy thicc Danny DeVito))
cOnvErTiNg PeOpLe fOr EBoYiSm (FT. angry tsu = scary tsu + Sorta important note
our kids answer weird, kinky questions (this is a 2 time thing dont @ me uwu)
ThE aNtS 😠🐜 aNd cAnNiBaLiSm πŸ˜πŸ™ (FT. this whole chapter is 1 big fever dream
sTaNk gAnG πŸ˜³πŸ‘ŒπŸ€‘πŸ˜°πŸ˜­ (FT. Tea is spilt and now I stink like fucking tea :/ ))
tHe RaNcH (ft. joe mama πŸ‘…πŸ˜β€πŸ˜)
sOfT hOuRS ((Ft. my babys being idiots but sOfT idiots πŸ’ž))
vIbe ChEcK 😘😜😞😈😳(ft tongue drama and tears βœŠπŸ˜”πŸ‘Š)
mIcRoDiCk BitCh (pls dear god end my life)
Yes
Shiver me timbers πŸ₯³πŸ˜ (ft Aoyamas fairy comments and him being a mean twink)
horny kids and tired teachers (ft. they all so horny pls remove their rights-)
J A I L literally (ft. they found fanart fuck)
oOoOh GoOn (ft gays fighting and sugardaddy hisoka)

Heelys to escape thous feelys (Idrk m8)

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By sapphic_wiccan

Chat Name Guide

Midoriya: IGiveTheBestZucc
Uraraka: UhOhStinky
Iida: Iidad
Tsuyu: datboi
Todoroki: icyTHOT
Bakugo: Bakaboi
Kirishima: BabyShark
Kaminari: PapaJohn
Sero: Bondage
Mina: BubbleGumBitch
Jiro: RockAndRollMcdonalds
Momo: GOD
Mineta: SourGrape
Tokoyami: SadChickenNugget
Shouiji: HentaiDaddy
Ojiro: KarateMonkey
Hagakure: IzusDad
Aoyama: BrighterThanMyFuture
Koda: SnowWhite
Sato: CaptainDiabetes
Shinso: TrollDollCutie
Yui: KudereHoe
Kendo: SisterFister
Monoma: Kazookid
Teruteru: DaddyShark
Ibara: MissJesusChrist
Mei: RoboThot

Temporary chat name guide

All Might: Twunk
Aizawa: Jesus
Present Mic: COCKatoo
Midnight: Sadist
Nezu: Furry2.0
Shigaraki: Toemura
Toga: StabbyCutie
Dabi: burntnugget
Twice: whoareyouimyou
Magne: Fuckgender
Kurogiri: Mamagiri

((I deadass have no excuse other than I'm fucking depressed as shit lmao))

((Also pls follow my snap im lonely and my therapist is tired of my stank ass smh its mia-himiko15 and my names ♡ Miss Mia 🌈🎨 ))

((EDIT: Sorry if the shit looks like its on fucking crack. The one day I finally update and wattpad high off its ass smh))

UhOhStinky: yknow what relationship ended with Tsu I'm now dating izu

IGiveTheBestZucc: yay! <333

OhUhStinky: <33

IGiveTheBestZucc: fuck my harem at this point I only love my wife, dad, moms, and other wives.

IGiveTheBestZucc: I dont need boys they dissapoint me

IGiveTheBestZucc: as a certified bi I now claim a heterosexual

IGiveTheBestZucc: i love the lady parts no longer m e n

PapaJohn: oh worm? :'0

IGiveTheBestZucc: dont worry kami ur not a man anyways <33

PapaJohn: yay!

PapaJohn: wait-

PapaJohn: Fuck you

IGiveTheBestZucc: fuck me yourself coward


IGiveTheBestZucc: anyway I gotta go get my adhd meds from cvs mom can u come with me and we can just get groceries?


GOD: Sure thing, sweetheart! ❤

PapaJohn: CAN I COME PLEASE


BubbleGumBitch: I gotta buy shit

tooooo :(

BakaBoi: with what fucking money losers

PapaJohn: i-

BakaBoi: huh? Did you say something you poor piece of shit? you gonna pay me back with your tiktok fame? you gonna fucking Junko Pose me 100$?

BubbleGumBitch: this is both sexistism and biphobia smh

PapaJohn: bakubro is commiting a h8 crime rn

SisterFister: how?

PapaJohn: I'm bi

BubbleGumBitch: im a femininale creature

PapaJohn: and he's being h8ful :'(

RockAndRollMcdonalds: blocked

PapaJohn: hate crime right there sis

RockAndRollMcdonalds: yknow what? Imma show yall a fucking hate crime

PapaJohn: what the fuck does that mean


BubbleGumBitch: jiro im shaking what the fuck does that MEAN


TrollDollCutie: lmao pussies u still feel fear

Kazookid: bitch stfu I know what ur scared of

TrollDollCutie: Fuck you

TrollDollCutie: im only scared of 1 thing and thats when izu doesnt take his adhd meds. Then that's a fucking shit show

IGiveTheBestZucc: lmfao guess what bitch

IGiveTheBestZucc: my meds aren't even reddie ready yet

TrollDollCutie: well fuck me in the asshole

PapaJohn: gladly

BabyShark: that was a bit gay bro

PapaJohn: I'm a bit gay bro

BabyShark: bro same

PapaJohn: bro what if we...

BabyShark: bro...?

PapaJohn: haha jk bro

PapaJohn: i mean

PapaJohn: unless-

Twunk: Sorry to interrupt this heartwarming moment but who gave Midoriya his Lightning McQueen Croc Heelys?

COCKatoo: I did?

Twunk: motherfucker

GOD: Hey? Um I may have made an oopsie, as you kids say?

GOD: I lost my child

IGiveTheBestZucc: no you didnt lose me lol

IGiveTheBestZucc: I'm heelying around the store with my best bro

Iidad: Who is that, exactly?

IGiveTheBestZucc: my wife!

datboi: wtf no shes right next to me

datboi: wait

datboi: nvm

Toemura: How the actual fuck did you lose your girlfriend?

datboi: idk m8

Toemura: what the fuck? Are you dumb?

datboi: I was just vibing and now im being slandered by some crusty ass hoe

datboi: Kero

SourGrapes: haha that rhymed

OhUhStinky: srry I had to leave bb

OhUhStinky: izu is feral mode and i need to baby sit him uwu

IGiveTheBestZucc: i dont need a babysitter smh

IGiveTheBestZucc: i dont need someone to sit on me rn. Thats not something I need. It may be what i want but its not what i need u feel me?

OhUhStinky: bb boi you rlly need a bbsitter

IGiveTheBestZucc: nu uh

KarateMoney: honey u cant even do basic math when in feral mode

PapaJohn: bro same but i can never do basic math lmao

HentaiDaddy: me- hey Izu what's 9 + 10?

HentaiDaddy: izu, a bi train wreck who cant count- u  h

IGiveTheBestZucc: meanies,,,,

IGiveTheBestZucc: this is bullying

OhUhStinky changed IGiveTheBestZucc chat name to Feral

Feral: betrayed by my own wife

IcyTHOT: tragic

Feral: hhhhggggg


Feral: please let it be my turn on the braincell today guys i need it hhhhhhhhhh


BakaBoi: sorry not sorry bitch but its my day you had it yesterday


Feral: NO I DIDN'T I WAS FUCKING STUPID ALL DAY


BakaBoi: mayBE THAT'S JUST YOUR GENERAL PERSONALITY

Feral: ily kacchan but I'm going to fucking stomp on your dick

GOD: thats another reason why you cant have the braincell today hun

Feral: but mommm! He called me stupidest

GOD: Its okay, baby. Please apologize, Bakugou-Kun

BakaBoi: ,,,,

BakaBoi: Fuck you no.

Feral: kacchan just bullied mom and I finna go grrr mode for the first time in my life smh

Bondage: you've been grrr mode b4???

Feral: WHEN


Feral: HAVE I EVER??


GrapeJuice: "kami I will fucking take a shit on your motherfucking GRAVE"

IzusDad: "if you dont teach me how to snort baby powder im gonna kill you"


Iidad: "I saw a pigeon on the train and wanted to deck it on sight."


CaptainDiabetes: "oh my fucking god I just screamed fuck you at some three year old by accident I'm gonna kill myself"


SadChickenNugget: "keep playing games and I fr boutta commit hannah baker"


BrighterThanMyFuture: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN EGGPLANT AND WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO DEEPTHROAT IT"

burntnugget: "bitches be like wow I hate myself. It's me. I'm bitches"

OhUhStinky: You're literally the definition of Grrr

Feral: ok but


Feral: Fuck you-


BakaBoi: why would I want to fuck your stank ass?

Feral: ,,, rude

OhUhStinky: say that again to my hubby and die by my bay blade

OhUhStinky: my actual fucking bay blade


OhUhStinky: that I have in my room

OhUhStinky: and then i will do heely tricks all over your dead body

OhUhStinky: but rt ! Ily bb boi izu and fuck you kokichi kinnie

BakaBoi: I will fucking gut you


BakaBoi: die literally drop dead you fucking wet sock

OhUhStinky: tf does that mean bitch

BakaBoi: it means shut the hell up before I find you and commit murder

OhUhStinky: i dare you mf. I fuckjng dare you

GOD: How about we, you know, don't? How about we don't do that? That sound like fun?

StabbyCutie: you guys are so much fun to talk to! I just love seeing your veins pop when you get mad. It means better blood

Iidad: That is not a correct statement, but your efforts are very much appreciated.

StabbyCutie: <333

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