Summary: Sehun's a gangster on Tender.
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Catch a tiger by it's toe.
If it holas at chu, let it go.
Eenie meenie mine-y, bro.
Sighs.
Sehun is down and tired with this one sided love and stuff. Even the Seoul Mafia Bros can't get him out of his emo boy mood.
Not even the weedies.
The camping trip didn't really have anything good come out of it—except for Little Boss and Big Boss. Now that they're back together as Boss Boyfriends, Sehun feels like he's even more left out.
Even Minseok has Versace or Louis Vuitton. But damn.
Broke and alone.
Sehun groans, rolling over on his bed.
Maybe he should try one of those dating apps. The anonymous kind.
The kind where his profile photo is just his six pack and he's flexing in front of a mirror and all he has to do is talk to other bros with shirtless mirror pics, too.
Like, how hard can it be to get over someone?
Fuck it.
Sehun downs Tender.
Like Chicken tender.
But he needs a profile pic. A shirtless one. With his shorts hanging low enough that he can see his underwear band.
Shaking out of his shirt, Sehun walks over to his full body mirror, turns to the side and flexes.
He puts his phone in front of his face so his identity's a secret, but it ends up being a good photo. Plus, it doesn't even look like he's flexing. It just looks natural... Like, he's naturally buff and not fake buff.
Not that he wants to be buff or swole but he wants to come off as a tuff bro.
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Username: OSHoney
Age: 19
Bio: as Christina Aguilera once said "I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way" 😝 HMU if you're down for a good time 😎🙌
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[ User— KaiBaiBo ] heyyy
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Sehun anna OUs.
Three Y's— this bro wants to f*ck.
He just got his first sext.
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A/n: NIGHt!!!!
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