dally
traits: kleptomaniac, dastardly, and hates children
grade average: c student
complaints: THIS BITCH IS THE ONE WHO ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM NO MATTER WHAT. i am genuinely surprised when he is doing alright. he also steals a bunch of sculptures which is cool.
honorable mentions: almost pissed his pants while just vibing in the middle of the kitchen
darry
traits: hot headed, materialistic, self assured, and high metabolism????
job: motherfucker is an ATHLETE
complaints: gets angry when someone places a plate .7 inches too close to him
honorable mentions: he is always tired which is not surprising BUT HE STILL MAKING DINNER. he is the handyman of the house which is a given.
johnny
traits: geek, perfectionist, creative, and quick learner (his traits were hard considering they didn't have any "has killed a man and regrets nothing" traits)
grade average: he is also a c average. homeboy tried to do a hard project and FAILED
complaints: he will fall asleep anywhere and every where. deadass needs a shower 24/7. he better be paying for the water bill.
honorable mention: did his homework while kneeling on the kitchen floor and refused to move until it was done
ponyboy
traits: bookworm, clumsy, childish, muser
grade average: B AVERAGE BABY!!!!! darry is still gonna kick his ass tho
complaints: remember when i said there is always something wrong with dally? yeah well times that by FUCKING 500 WITH THIS BITCH. i swear to god HE IS NEVER OKAY. and he always pops up at the most inconvenient times?? like steve was trying to get some pussy and he was like "I HAVE REACHED LEVEL THREE COMEDY."
honorable mentions: thought it would be a good idea to make chips and salsa .3 seconds before he had to leave for school.
soda
traits: music lover, romantic, clumsy, and domestic
grade average: another damn c
complaints: nothing to complain about here really. EXCEPT FOR THE FACT HE TAKES TEN FUCKING YEARS TO TAKE ONE GODDAMN SHOWER LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
honorable mentions: was left alone at a strangers house while steve was getting laid
steve
traits: ambitions, romantic, foodie, and essence of flavor. whatever the fuck that is
job: uh i accidentally made him a young adult so he has a job which is a dishwasher
complaints: HE WILL GO TO FUCKING WORK ON FULL ENERGY AND COME HOME EXHAUSTED LIKE BITCH????? YOU WERE WASHING DISHES????
honorable mentions: oh boy this one is long. he got eloped in a living room, bought a house with the girl he married, got her pregnant, stayed with her through the entire pregnancy, then left when she gave birth. he took all the cash (like 13k) and brought it back to the gang. BROS BEFORE HOES AM I RIGHT? he left her a nice house so it's all good.
two bit
traits: cheerful, childish, goofball, and gregarious
job: this boy making like 40 bucks an hour as an entertainer he getting that CASH
complaints: he has roasted so many of his friends at their weddings it is unreal. i'm pretty sure he as also insulted everyone of the guys about something and then flapped his arms in the chicken movement afterwards
honorable mentions: HE CAN COOK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. like DAMN the food he makes is always excellent quality. unlike pony, who burns every food particle he touches
okay that's it. if y'all want more updates on these bastards in the sims then like i guess i'll do it. love you all thanks for reading.