Rainbow Quartz 2.o
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"Thank you explorer gal for saving us from that dazedly bandit guy!" Rainbow Quartz said, but he was controlling a small toy so we'll call him Monopoly guy for the time being "Mamama! Mamammam!" Onion, explorer gal said.. foreign language... "For your heroic efforts please accept: money.." Monopoly guys's real life hand then passed Onion a dollar "Our city was a mess without you! But now, Well.. I suppose it's still a mess.." Monopoly guy said "it's been fun playing but now we have to clean!" Rainbow Quartz 2.o said as he summoned a Rainbow with his hands behind him "Which is also fun!" Rainbow added, Onion looked at him "Are you ready to tiddy up?" Rainbow asked. Onion slowly threw up a broccoli "Oh Onion, don't be that way! Your best friend Rainbow will help you clean up!" Rainbow told the small, most likely 7-10 year old, he began to summon something from Pearl's gem "Let's get things a little more animated in here!" Rainbow then summoned his umbrella and softly struck two toys with it. The two toys then got up and waddled towards something with more following behind.
Stick by stick, the little blackbird builds.. a nest
Rainbow said as he watched a blackbird outside.. build a nest.
A mess to some.. but the little blackbird isn't stressed
A white long sleeved shirt flew into its drawer
Stick by stick, the little blackbird builds.. a nest..
He said as passed his magical umbrella to Onion, since the boy tried to make the car go by tapping it similar to Rainbow with the umbrella. Onion then tapped the car with the umbrella and it drove itself to its designated place
And then he naps, cause even blackbirds need to rest!
Onion looked at the umbrella amazedly.
The fun won't stop if you have a friend around..
The guys and gals then jumped into their drawer as Rainbow watched.
The fun won't stop if you have a friend around..
Onion then tapped a rubber chicken, a toy baby and a jack in the box with the umbrella. The chicken and the jack in the box softly rocked themselves to the side as the baby toy's head spun inhumanly.
And when you laugh, it is my favorite sound
He then tapped a Venus flytrap. It was questionable why the young boy had that kind of plant in his room.
And that's what life is all about!
He then opened a drawer and then tapped some darts, the darts flew towards Rainbow
What the?!
Rainbow dodged the darts. They flew over him and into the dartboard, the dartboard fell onto a bunch of plates.
Next time, wash your dishes!
Rainbow scolded. Rainbow then took the umbrella from Onion and raised the dishes and made them float down stairs.
Can you...please explan what this is?
He backed away slightly as he pointed to a doll, of Steven, who waved at them. Weird enough, the doll had a pink eye and the other was white.
Alright..
Onion then sent him kisses..
thank you for the kisses...
Rainbow thanked, a light pink filled his cheeks as he gave off a goofy smile.. reminded him of Y/N...he then felt his phone vibrate.
"Okay.." Rainbow pulled out his phone from his pocket "I'm gonna need like.. 5 minutes" Garnet was the one Video Calling him, he unfused. Steven answered, "Steven, your late. I need you for the Sunstone Safety geminar." Garnet said "Oh no! That was today? But Rainbow Quartz promised to hang out with Onion toda—" "Don't worry I'll handle the geminar.. I'll explain to them every possible future where they get hurt in this house.." Garnet told him "I don't know if that's a good idea.. I'll be right there" Steven told her "Pearl, I'll be back as soon as I can. Will you hang out with Onion while I'm gone?" Steven asked nervously "Of course! He's been a dream for Rainbow, I can take things from here.." Pearl assured "Are you sure?" Steven persisted "I'm sure, It'll be fine" Pearl told him "Oh look at him now! Making a collage!" Pearl exclaimed proudly. The collage said 'Never leave' "Uhh..." Steven chuckled nervously "Heaven Beetle, Earth Beetle" Garnet began as Steven directed his attention to his phone "There's a future where you fall into the garbage disposal and nobody notice's until it's too late" Garnet told them, Steven then hung up "I gotta go, but i'll be back as soon as I can" Steven reminded "Take your time we'll be fine here.." Pearl reassured, and then gasped "Wow Onion! That's a beautiful bag of hair.. who's is it" (wtf Onion) Pearl asked as she walked towards him.
"I slip on the stairs?" Ocean Jasper asked a she stared at a TV. Her, Garnet, The Beetles and a Nephrite sat at the couch. "Yes, you shatter on impact." Garnet clarified. The gems screamed in horror "Garnet! I'm here!" Steven said as he opened the door "Steven. Help; I think I'm scaring them." Garnet told him. The gems shuddered in fear "It's ok, we got this" Steven said "Let's get this safety geminar started with a very special guest speaker!" Steven said as Garnet walked towards him. After a few dance moves fire sonic appeared "Your rockin' pal Sunstone's here to shine!" Sunstone said "Watch out Sunstone, it's dangerous in here!" Ocean Jasper warned "Not if you practice; Home safety!" Sunstone said happily as she walked over to them
"Don't slip up. Clear objects of the stairs."
Sunstone said as she took an empty plastic water bottle from off the stairs.
"Foul shot!
Sunstone then threw the bottle to the trash can near a sleeping Lion.
"Make sure you cover your trash! Or you might attract wild animals"
Now this was an important one. Sunstone then walked over to the trash can and Lion walked away
"Come on, let's go" Sunstone said
"Don't leave the water running. It could flood your house!"
Sunstone reminded as she turned off the water faucet
"Put protective covers on electrical outlets. Especially when kids are around!"
(That's one's for me.. certain things happened in the past😂) Sunstone then put two protective covers on two outlets.
"And most importantly..
She began
Turn off motion smoothing on your TV"
Sunstone finished as she pushed a button on the remote.
"Wow! Everything looks so much better!" Ocean Jasper noticed as she looked at the TV "Alright, hold tight. I gotta take a phone call" Sunstone felt the buzzing in her pocket "In the mean time, Check out this commercial" Sunstone said as she pressed another button on the remote. It was Steven's comercial. Sunstone unfused "Hey Pearl.. How's it going?" Steven asked worriedly "Hi Steven, Just wondering if your coming back soon.." Pearl asked as some clattering in the back was heard "Is everything all right over there?" Steven asked "Well.. just as soon as you left Onion got a little... Frustrated.. he's really doing a number on the house.." Pearl said nervously "I think he misses Rainbow..." Pearl then slowly and smoothly turned the camera to Onion, he was smashing the remains of a table with a Umbrella, most likely referencing to Rainbow's umbrella but reversed "Aah! I'll be right there!" Steven told her as he panicked slightly.
"Rainbow is back!" Rainbow cheered. Onion kept smacking a broken vase with his umbrella "Now, Now Onion" Rainbow said as he grabbed the boy by the umbrella "We do not go about hitting things all right?" Rainbow said as Onion sat on his right hand. Onion smiled and blinked slowly "My.. did all that havoc make you sleepy?" He asked as Onion closed his eyes "Why don't we take a little nap?" Rainbow then placed Onion on the cap of the newel post and pulled out his umbrella "And: off we go!" He said as Onion then slid up the balustrade "Rest well!" He said as he smiled, his smiled faded as his head then followed something down. He stared at Onion as he sat on back onto the newel post's cap.
"Off we go again.."
he sent him back up.
Onion then walked back down and sat back down on the post.
He sent him up.
He walked back down.
"Alright Onion, last one.." he said disappointedly as he sent him up..
Onion returned not much to Rainbow's surprise.
"Oh, Dear.. I wonder how Garnet is doing" he asked himself as he forced himself to send Onion up two more times, it had turned into a game.
"Garnet I'm back!!" Steven said as he ran into the house. The house was as safe as ever! There was a flood, a goat on top of the table (sTeVeN jUnIoR?) , and Lion's nose was inside the trash can plus there was safety tape blocking the temple and safety cones around the area where another little havoc stood "I.. what happened?" Steven asked as he turned to Garnet; there was a mattress with a bowling ball in the lower staircase as a rubber boat with another bowling ball in it in the upper staircase, two plastic bottles on the floor and other objects around it. Ocean Jasper, The Beetles, The other Nephrite and Garnet sat at the couch with a traffic light hanging over them and a stop sign over he bathroom "Hey Steven." Garnet said calmly, opposite to her surroundings "We set up a home safety obstacle course." Garnet told him "But then we got distracted." Garnet said as they stared at the TV. Steven gasped "Motion smoothing??!" He asked as he gestured to the TV "It's great for football." Garnet defended "Everybody out of the house!" Steven said as he pointed towards the door.
"Alright, change of scenery." Sunstone said as she put on a protective helmet "You guys wanna see something cool?" They we're in a skatepark. Sunstone then skated down and up the dip (I dunno what it is so just go with itnjshi)
"The cool thing..." she said in midair
"Is that I'm wearing.."
She skated across some railing.
Sunstone then skated down the dip but jumped off as she reached the top. She then fell onto the middle of the dip on her head
"A helmet"
She said, even though it made a painful sound, Sunstone was perfectly fine
"Ooooh.." the gems stared at her "Aah.." they said as they put on their own helmets and gave her a thumbs up, "Now your getting it.." Sunstone said.
"Alright next lesson" Sunstone said as they skated on the sidewalk, they arrived to the front of the road "Woah! hold up!!" Sunstone exclaimed as a car drove past her, "Y'know what's also cool?" Sunstone asked "Respect." Sunstone pointed at the crosswalk signal that said to stop "Respecting crosswalk signals that is—
But remember girls and boys: Always. Respect. Each other. No matter what!" Sunstone told... someone..
The gems picked up their skateboards and waited,. A car passed them. Nephrite looked at Sunstone but before she could say anything: "Your doing great." Sunstone told them as they continued to wait. The crosswalk signal signaled to go, Nephrite was the first to cross. The others followed behind, The phone buzzed once again. Sunstone frowned and unfused, Garnet skated in a circle as Steven let himself tumble back as he groaned and picked up his phone "Please.. Please have everything under control" Steven said as he stared at the phone saying he had a video call from Pearl, nice prayer Steven. "STEVEN!! EVERYTHING IS OUT OF CONTROL!!" A terrified Pearl said, she seemed to be in a dark room where the only light she had was emitted from her phone "Yup.." Steven lamented "It's getting REALLY weird here..." she said as she navigated the dark place "Steven you were never like this you were such a good kid.." Pearl told him, she acted like it was the last thing she would tell him.. maybe it would "I'm so sorry I never told you tha—" Pearl then dropped her phone as some clattering was heard, she whimpered "I-I can hear him.. But I can't see him.. I THINK HE'S IN THE WALLS! I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GOT THERE! AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET HIM OUT!!!" Pearl panicked. The call ended. Steven whimpered, "Garnet, can you handle things on your own for a little bit?" Steven asked worriedly "No problem, our students love me" Garnet said as she crossed the road. "Let me tell you all the ways you can hit by a car" Garnet began "Aah! Garnet! Forget it i'll stay, i'll stay!!" He regretted that decision, as his phone buzzed once again "STEVEN THERE'S A SNAKE!!!" Pearl protested "Never mind!" Steven went back to the original plan "AHHHHHHHAAHHAHHAHA!!!!!!!" Pearl screamed from over the phone.
Steven opened the door.. letting in light to the dark house "Hello?" He asked as he navigated the part of the house with the outside light, he seemed scared "STEVEN!" Pearl said as she popped her head out from in-between two balusters
, she really gave him a fright "Pearl.." he protested "It's not safe here.." she said shakily "HIDE!!" She warned "Pearl you gotta chill out.." Steven said, he then heard something clatter and a jar of Mayo rolled in front of him "Steven! No! The danger!" She whispered as she reached for him from over the stairs as he walked into the darkness, she then fell. She got up and walked after him fearfully. They peaked into the kitchen... they saw it covered in a goopy substance and a tall figure that didn't seem to have a.. let's say general, shape... and a pair of glowing emerald eyes, very droopy.. the eyes looked at them. "AAHHH!! THAT'S IT!" Pearl then summoned her spear, Steven flicked on the light with a blank look "Oh.."
It was the little demonic and unconventional Onion!
Instead of... whatever one might of thought of when they saw the substance that covered the room.. it was just ketchup and mustard! The mustard spelled out 'Best friends 4 ever' while the ketchup said 'I love Rainbow' sure the room was a mess, Onion was standing on a list of objects in a stack that would 100% make him fall, he was searching in a cabinet. "Aww I guess he really wants Rainbow.." Steven clarified, Onion held a cookie jar as he stared at them "And cookies.. wait is he gonna jump?" He asked as he watched Onion get ready to pounce with the jar in hand "Onion.. don't you do it.." he said sadly "ONION!!!" He called as the boy jumped "IT'S OK I'LL CATCH YOU ONION!!" Steven said as he ran towards Onion, Onion then softly bounced off his hair and landed perfectly "Okay t-that's fine too" he said as he rubbed the back of his head "Oh.. are you going to share some with me?" Pearl asked sweetly. Onion then smashed the cookie jar.. A gasp was heard from the door.. Y/N.
"Onion... I should have never trusted you.." Y/N then walked into the kitchen, Onion's jaw dropped. Y/N then opened the bottom cabinet "When the clock strikes midnight.. she will burn with the rest of them.." Y/N said as she waved a Gal in front of her face "Little did you know that day after day.. Sun after moon.. I carefully collected them.. and today was your last day.." Y/N said as she looked down, Onion then gasped "QUITE! THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE!" Y/N yelled, She then slowly exited the room as she rocked the toy back in forth. Steven and Pearl watched confusedly as Y/N left. Onion growled and reached to pick up a piece of glass "Nope!" Steven and Pearl said in Unison. They then became unison. Rainbow grabbed him with the tip of the handle "Come here you naughty dumpling!" Rainbow then threw him up and grabbed him with his other hand "Gotcha!" He said "Why play with sharp objects? When you can play with my sharp wit!" Rainbow told him, a lil' bit of Sunstone's way of speaking chimed in "Crack jokes not cookie jars as I always say! Haha!" Rainbow laughed "But i'll tell you what isn't a joke.." he began "This horrendous mess!" Rainbow told him as he looked at the room "Now this just won't do!" Rainbow then spun, the objects on the floor flew away and into place "Phew! You are quite the handful my boy!" Rainbow then laughed as he leaned on the umbrella "Literally!" He said as he presented him up, Onion sat on his hand after all "Okay.. your coming with me!" Rainbow decided as they flew away with a rainbow.
"It's important to keep in mind that all these horrible thing DID happen to you in alternate timelines" Garnet said "Safety is fun.." she added. "Hey Garnet.." an exhausted Rainbow said as he arrived on the umbrella and let Onion walk off "How's about taking another student." He meant Onion, GOOD. "I'm feeling a little.." Rainbow then blew a raspberry and unfused. Steven tiredly groaned, Fusion here! Fusion there! Fusion eVeRyWhErE! That Must've worn out his senses, all he wanted was Y/N. "You should't have brought him here Steven.." Garnet warned "No, no.. it's fine— I-IT'S GOOD. No one needs safety training more than ONION." He said as he gestured to the small child "I'm combining,
AAALLL my responsibilities into ONE.. responsibility.." Steven said, getting a real bad taste of adult "IT'S BRILLIANT." Steven insisted "It's fine.. I'm fine... really I'm fine.. it's fine... I'm fine.. I'm fine.." One certain thing, out Steven's weakness's.. Multitasking was the worst one. Onion then picked up a piece of grass as Nephrite waved "Huh?" They stared at him, Onion began to blow on it; creating a whistle like sound "Ooh!" The gems said in awe as they listened "I'm fine.. i'm fine..." Steven said as Garnet and Pearl looked at him "really just— Huh?" They watched Onion and the gems walked off.
Onion and the gems walking down the boardwalk?
Crystal gems walking down the boardwalk.
Onion walking under the table as the gems walk over Ronaldo's pizza?
Crystal gems embarrassed as they peek through the window.
Onion and the gems crossing over with a fallen tree?
Crystal gems can't find em'
Onion accidentally leading the gems off a cliff by letting the grass go?
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
"On no!" Pearl said as she watched the accidental homicide "Steven! Quick! Sunstone can save them!" Garnet said "Ok.." Steven responded "Oh yeah!!" Sunstone greeted "No! Let Rainbow save them!" Pearl insisted and then pulled Steven out of the fusion into her's "I'll catch them with this!" He meant the umbrella "Hey wait! I need Steven!" Amethyst said as she arrived. Rainbow unfused "What is it Amethyst?" Steven asked "I just miss you man! I haven't seen you in like.. 11 minutes"
Steven then fell backwards..
His arms pinned to his sides..
Like he perfectly popped out of a hole lIkE a GeM?
"Steven!!" Pearl cried as she kneeled down by the deceased..
"I shouldn't have overbooked my schedule... tell Y/N I loved her..." Steven said his last words
"NooooOOOOooooOOOOOooooo" Garnet cried as she looked up at the sky..
Suddenly, 'paused' said in the top left corner "Hi homo sapiens." Chalcedony greeted as she waved blankly "Don't let THIS happen to you.." she said as she yeeted the remote away "Always manage your times like an adult.. You can't be everywhere at once.. Don't pull Steven Am I right!?" She asked as she shrugged and snorted ."Speaking of which. Why hello my good sirs, shouldn't you dudes be at your guitar lessons?" Chalcedony asked Ocean Jasper and Nephrite as they sat at the big donut "But we don't have any—" BOOM GUITAR IN YO FACE! Ocean Jasper gasped "Wowzers! Thanks Chalce!" Ocean J thanked "No problem my man!" Chalcedony said as she threw her arms up. Chalcedony then threw a volleyball "It's wicked to help out, but it's also wicked to just say you got business to attend to" Chalcedony said "Who are you talking to— OWW!" The ball bounced off Pearl's head.
"And Super duper importante.."
Chalcedony began.
"Never jump off a cliff"
Chalcedony said as she rolled her eyes while smiling.
"Unless your a trained pro, man!"
Chalcedony herself was floating down a cliff, she then activated her parachute.
The sun was carefully laying down onto the ocean..
Y/N sat by a small fire in the sand as Steven laid by her with a red face.. "So what's your deal with Onion?" Steven asked as his chest expanded upwards by a deep breath, he let it out and it shrunk back.. seemed so relaxed. "He tugged my shirt for like 14 minutes until I shared some cookies I was eating with him last week on Monday, I told him that by the Friday of that week to pay them back. He didn't, I gave him another chance but it was a scam i planned.. I kept on stealing his guys and gals as he promised to give back cookies on this Friday.. today. And as you know he smashed the jar and now I burn the guys and gals.." Y/N wistfully said as Steven looked up at her, he laid his head on her lap "You are cold." He told her "But I still make you feel warm inside.." Y/N teased as Steven chuckled, Steven sat up and faced her "Thanks.." Steven said as he leaned in.. he was so at ease he seemed a little romantic. Y/N then kissed his face repeatedly "And thank you for the kisses..." Steven rubbed his cheek as he blushed, told you that Onion's kisses earlier reminded him of her, he then stood up and walked back to his house, dazed and in love. Amethyst stared at his red face as he walked up the stairs, one hand rubbing his cheek and the other over his racing heart, it felt like his heart was blooming to him.. maybe that caused the sensual feeling.. She snickered "Soft ol' goof" she smirked.
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Steven 4 u⤴️
One could say he was dead—