So out of nowhere I get a text message from my sperm donor, sayin that he wants to see me then as I'm doing the rest of my homework he calls me. I answer the phone and immediately regret it.
Me: Yes
Brian: Hey son how you doin
Me: I was doing great
Brian: You don't have to say that
Me: What do you want
Brian: I wanna come see you
Me: Oh you wanna play your role after the whole break down
Oh yeah y'all don't know last time I went over to his house he got mad at me because of my sexuality and I went off on him and his wife thinks my mom wants to be her white ass. Then he asked to apologize and I haven't.
Brian: Anyways when can I come pick you up
Me: I don't know ask my mother Brian
Brian: Excuse me am I hearing you right
Me: Yes sir
Brian: Ok I'm gonna call your mom
Me: Bye
I hang up the phone and think to myself, what gonna happen if I go over there this time.
As I try to do the rest of my homework I get a text from Brandy.
Brandy😱🤯🤬: What did he say
Me: About what
Brandy😱🤯🤬: U likin him
Me: Oh 😂
Brandy😱🤯🤬: 🙄
Me: He tried to give the straight boy speech and I knew what he was gonna say and he got mad cuz me and Mr.Blake got in his head
Brandy😱🤯🤬: Wtf is the straight boy speech
Me: When a straight boy tell a gay guy they like girls and not guys
Brandy😱🤯🤬: Wow
Me: Oh and I'm with Jeremiah
Brandy😱🤯🤬: Who
Me: Jeremiah the guy who dated Kayla
Brandy😱🤯🤬: don't get hurt
Me: I'm not
Brandy 😱🤯🤬: Ok hand bone
Me: Cheetah Girls references
Brandy😱🤯🤬: Yep
Me: Raven said it
Brandy😱🤯🤬: You know your movies
Me: Bye
Brandy😱🤯🤬: Bye
I stop texting her and crutch to the living room to see my auntie who is like a mom to me and she brought my brother
Kallee: Hey son
Me: Hi mom
Kallee: You ok
Me: Yeah I'm just fallin
Kallee: Oh yeah she told me, you ok
Me: I'm fine
Nikhelle ran in the living room almost killed me.
Me: NyNy stop runnin
Nikhelle: I'm sowwy
Me: It's coo don't kill me
Nikhelle: Ok
Nikhelle ran away instantly and I crutch my way to the couch and I elevated my leg because "It can help" and I remembered I had to tell my mom #2 about my boyfriend
Me: Mom
Dominique: What in the hell could you want
Me: Is Gia and Monique comin over still
Kallee: They better be
Dominique: They comin, oh and you should tell your mom about yo lil friend
Kallee: What
Me: I got a boyfriend
Kallee: Awe Son I'm so proud of you, what he look like
Me: You gotta wait for a few days and he'll be over here after school
Dominique: Yep
Kallee: Oh snap son
Then Alexis starts laughing and we all turn to her and my auntie stayed goin off and she just got here.
Kallee: Alexis how everytime I'm here I tell you to many times a day to get out my mouth and to stay in your place as a child. You wanna be an adult so fuckin badly stay a fuckin child
As she was yellin Alexis tried to look at my mom and started cryin
Kallee: No yo mom can't help you this time you need to say outta grown folks business
Alexis: But Ryan is only 15
Kallee: But he's talking to grown people and this nigga is basically a grown ass man
Dominique: So what she's sayin is go inn your room
Kallee: The fuckin most nosiest kid I've ever known, ugh
You know that awkward silence that happens when someone is mad and the other person didn't like what they said and your the person in the middle? Well that's what happened so I just went into my room and I had finished my homework so I just text Ashley (I met her in Mr.King's class and we really get along well)
Me: Wsp
Ashley😂😂: Wsp cripple
Me: Wow very funny
Ashley😂😂: Aye I'm just tellin u the truth
Me: U are but I bored
Ashley😂😂: Me toooo I have nothing to do right now
Me: U have homework
Ashley😂😂: No I actually did my work today do you have homework
Me: Yea i did mine 2
Ashley😂😂: I'm about to go home and watch Austin powers
Me: I'm bout to watch Dreamgirls
Ashley😂😂: We're funny
Me: Mann
Ashley😂😂: 🤣🤣🤣
Me: I just realized how long Dreamgirls is
Ashley😂😂: Yes shits like 3hrs
Me: Nvm you know what I could listen to the soundtrack
Ashley😂😂: I think the soundtrack is in my music
Me: That's all I been thinkin bout 4 the past few days
Ashley😂😂: What the dream girls
Me: Yea
Ashley😂😂: I just been having the urge to watch all Bey's movies
Yeah we have a common obsession of Beyoncé and Normani it's crazy
Me: I've been listenin to B-Day and Destiny's Fullfiled a lot
Ashley😂😂: I've been listening to b-day a lot and if it's not that then it's bad to you
Me: 🤣😂 Me 2, I've been going back & forth from motivation to bad to you
Ashley😂😂: Yesss like I feel like it's a damn obsession ... I think it's time to go watch obsessed just because I done mentioned it
Me: We have problems
Ashley😂😂: We really do but it's okay I'm cool wit my problems
Me: My mom called me crazy
Ashley😂😂: My mom calls me crazy everyday but i just live wit the shit
Me: Did u watch Austin Powers yet
Ashley😂😂: Not yet I'm making tacos before I do
Me: Welp save me sum
Ashley😂😂: Nah
Me: Ok good to know
So I got off my phone as I was still playin Dreamgirls tryin crutch in the kitchen and almost fell and my dad had walked behind me and saved me
Antonio: Are you ok
Me: Yes
Antonio: What you tryna do
Me: Get some water
My mom walks in with an attitude
Dominique: You could have asked me for some fuckin water
Me: Sorry
Dominique: No, you need to sit down
Me: I'm so sorry
Antonio & Dominique: Go sit down
Me: Ok
😔 I just wanted to get myself some water.
Later that I'm asleep and I had a dream of my P.E teacher run the mile on crutches and I fell and I was rushed to the hospital and I had my leg cut off and I couldn't walk anymore and my mom and Madea almost killed the teacher
New Characters
Kelly Rowland as Kallee
Titan (Kelly's Son) as Nikhelle
Normani as Ashley
H.E.R as Gia
Da Brat as Monique