Firecracker: You are such a ho
TaeTae: What did I do now?
Firecracker: If Angie ever gets over Hobi, you'll help her out?
TaeTae: Oooh.. haha yeah, that.
What she's gorgeous, not my fault Hobi isn't brave enough to act on how he feels.
Firecracker: Bro Code dude. Heard of it?
TaeTae: But Namjoo...
Firecracker: Nuh-uh. Joonie doesn't think of Angie like that. We've had a long talk about it already. Plus, he sees how furious Hobi is getting over them just talking.
TaeTae: Still. If Hobi-hyung isn't going to do anything about it...
Firecracker: *sigh* Tae.. I love you, but why must you cause so much drama?
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Princess: Dude.. someone needs to reign Tae's ass in. He's gonna start some shit that could mess things up.
WWH: *sigh* The whole Hobi-Angie thing, I take it?
Yeah, Joon and I have already tried to talk to him. If he doesn't listen, we're calling in Yoongi.
Princess: Oooh yeah.. get Oppa on it!!!
I want to be there for that!
WWH: Baaaabe, why do you call him Oppa but not me...
Princess: There can be only one.
And he demands it.
WWH:
Princess: Lol, omg!! Seriously!
I mean, how could Yoongi Oppa possibly be any better than this...
WWH: OMG! You... no.. really... This one is so much better.
Princess: Idk... I sort of like this one more...
WWH: .........
Princess: Yoongi Oppa is handsome. But he's not my Worldwide Handsome. This right here is all mine, and I feel so happy and special because of it...
WWH: Princess... I really am Handsome, aren't I?
Princess:... That's what you got out of that?
WWH: Lol, no, babe. I'm happy and blessed to have you too.
Princess: Yeah, you are ;)
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Jessamine: *poke*
Jessamine: *poke poke*
Jessamine: Omg, dude, seriously!
Joonie: Uh... sorry for not taking my phone with me to the bathroom?
Jessamine: Oh... lol.. totally forgiven
What the shit is going on with Hobi?
Joonie: No idea. He's barely talking to me right now
Jessamine: Oh, namjesus, are you serious... Is this over, Angie?
Joonie: *blinks* Did you seriously Namjesus me?
Jessamine: Haha.. yeah, I guess I did. But seriously, is this over Angie?
Because she would be seriously pissed if she found out he was mad about it.
Joonie: Well, yes and no.
It's technically about her, but only because Tae decided he would open his mouth and start talking out of his ass.
And then, of course, Jungkookie had to jump in and AGREE with him.
Jessamine: Dude, seriously... imma brb.
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Oppa has joined the chat.
Bunny has joined the chat.
Idiot has joined chat.
Jessamine: Oppa, you might want to gain control over these idiots you have in your group before I take a train to Seoul and stick my foot up their asses.
Oppa: *sigh* What did they do this time.
Jessamine: Tae decided to mention IN FRONT OF HOBI how attractive he finds Angie, knowing how jealous Hobi is right now. And Idiot #2 jumps into the conversation and agrees with him.
Bunny: Hey, now it's not my...
Idiot: But she is gorgeous, and I don't feel bad about saying it.
Jessamine: Grrrrrrrrr omfg you 2.. You are so lucky there are a few hours between us right now.
Oppa: *blinks* What did I do to deserve this...
How many people did I kill in a past life to earn this sort of hell?
I'll deal with it, Jessa.