Dialing...
"Hello, this is Nigh Group. I'm your operator, Jasper Chan. Kindly please tell me what is it in a person that you are looking for ma'am/sir."
"Hi... uh... suicidal?"
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"Ma'am?"
"No! I mean, yung tipo na nakakaintindi ng mga taong malungkot."
"Okay ma'am, please wait for a while. I will now put you in a group chat."
"Uhm.. okay."
[The call has ended]
Ping!
•Welcome to your group chat. Hope you enjoy Nigh Group's service!
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