Ah man I have to win this man! Jay dramatically runs down the court fondling the ball.
MMMMMMMMM! He gets the ball into the net and begins to dry hump the air.
AH, DRAGON I SEE YOU! He says as he sprints at the child.
He slaps the ball out of his hands and starts beating him profusely.
Jay wins the game for his team by a score of 78992277272 to 4