In the morning you wake up last as always but this time your woken up with hands running gently through your hair which is very relaxing, you slowly open your eyes to see roman sitting on the side of your hammock, his electric blue eyes look into your eyes as a small smile forms on his face
"Morning love" he says with a deep voice from just waking up and then you both go and get yourselves ready and sit around the fire
Andrew and Kate are talking about the bed situation
"You should've taken my bed" Kate said to Andrew
"I think he was waiting for you to offer" you tease her
"Oh for the love of god!" Kate exclaims
"I know you could've offered Kate" Roman adds making her open her mouth in shock but she also smiles knowing you're all joking
"The thing is you would think Kate would've offered to give up her bed" James says
"What!" Kate exclaims throwing her arms all over the place jokingly knowing you're all just joking
"Because you're Britain's sweetheart" James adds
"I offered!" Kate says
"It's in your head your getting on" James says to Kate making you all chuckle
Caitlyn gets the chopping board out
"Do you want me to help you with anything?" Roman asks Caitlyn making your heart swell and then Roman helps her out and she does an English accent making you laugh
"Very good!" Roman says
"I loved it Caitlyn" you say making her smile
"My mission is to get outta here not talking like you guys" Caitlyn says making you burst out laughing, you then see Caitlyn sitting down with Adele
"Oh you've got a little couch!" You say impressed
"Yeah take a seat we've got our little couch" Caitlyn says and you join them on the couch
"This is excellent!" You say with a smile
"You know why?" Caitlyn asks "because we deserve it" she adds
"We do" you say with a laugh and then take a sip from your mug
"Will you remember us when you go back to Malibu Caitlyn?" Kate asks and she shakes her head making you laugh
"No" Caitlyn says
"At least you're honest babe at least your honest" James says
"When the shows over boom bitch gone!" Caitlyn says making you laugh way more than you should've
ant and Dec arrive cheery as always
"Rise and shine campers!" Ant sings making you laugh
"Looking very dapper this morning" Andrew says
"Thank you very much, thank you, The public have been voting for the next bush tucker trial this one is called 'just deserts'" Dec reads with his usual cheeky smile from his cards making you all groan knowing it's will most likely be an eating trial
"In no particular order
Andrew it's not you,
Caitlyn it's not you,
Myles it's not you,
Ian it's not you,
Y/n it might be you," ant reads making you cover your face with your hands and laugh nervously slightly
"No!" You say and James wraps his arm around you from one side and Roman wraps his around the other side
"Adele it's not you,
James it's not you,
Jacqueline it's not you,
Kate it's not you,
So that means roman it might be you" Dec reads making him smile jokingly
"So roman and Y/n the public have decided the person who they want to see face 'just deserts'...is both of you" ant says making you groan jokingly and you turn to roman who's also looking nervous, you stand up and give roman a high five and a hug, everyone encourages you both
"I'm glad we are doing it together because at least if we fail it's both of us failing" Roman says
"Nah it's all you love" you say joking as you laugh and he pushes your shoulder playfully
"We've got this we want to eat tonight!" You say trying to encourage yourself and roman
"We do want to eat tonight but we want you to feel good" Kate says
"Feeling very nervous!" You say
"If you try and fail doesn't matter, it's quitting that's the hardest part" James says not making you feel any better if not worse
"Quitting is very difficult to forgive" Ian adds
"Yeah but I don't know everyone has their different things, I don't think we should put pressure on them" Jac backs you up
"No I didn't meant that" James says
"Yeah but if someone had a panic attack and couldn't do it I'll eat rice and beans, I don't care" Jac says making you smile
"I don't want anyone to have a panic attack but the fact is just face it" Ian says
"I was panicking so much yesterday it didn't make it better people going 'well if you don't even try we're going to have nothing' that doesn't make it better it makes it ten times worse, the fact is it made me just want to go I'm not doing it" Jac says
"Me you're talking about?" Andrew asks
"Yeah" Jac says and he apologises for it and said he won't do it again
"Do you best because your best is good enough for us" Caitlyn says as you give everyone a hug
"You've got to rub the Jane-gel" Kate says
"Oh" you and Roman say and give the picture a rub making you both laugh
"Good luck guys" everyone says
"Thanks guys see you later" you and Roman say as you head off to your trial
"I'm getting nervous now I can see a bridge" you say
"Ohh" Roman says as you both then cross the bridge
"We want to get all ten because the snake rock guys brought home seven starts yesterday" Roman says
"Yeah not as if we are competitive or anything we just want to beat them" you say jokingly as you shrug your shoulders making Roman laugh
You see ant and Dec standing in a small dirty looking diner
"Hello Y/n how are you?" The presenters ask you
"I'm good thank you, how are you?" You reply
"Take a seat over here" ant says and the point to the seat furthest away
"Oh I like your diner" you say as you look around
"Thank you! We've worked ever so hard on it," Dec says and roman sits down at the seat facing you "well this trial is about how much ice cream you can eat" Dec says making you raise your eyebrows
"Oh Yeah" you say knowing he's joking
"Joking" dec says
"Not funny" you say with a mock angry expression and cross your arms over your chest
"All I can think about is ice cream" Roman says making you nod
"This trial is called 'just deserts' I hope you're hungry because this is an eating trial, There are ten dishes on offer today, you will take turns to eat them" Dec says making you both nod
"Why do you think they've chosen you two?" Ant asks
"Well I said in my interview at the saying I would eat bums, balls and willies so I set myself up for it" Roman says making you laugh
"I didn't say that!" You exclaim making the three boys laugh
"You ready?" Dec asks
"Yeah," Roman replies and you just nod laughing "what a lovely first date!" Roman says as he leans across the table jokingly
"Yeah isn't it!" You say joking
"Roman you're first time for your first desert" Dec says
The ranger comes out with Romans first dish
"Your starter darling" you say in a fake posh accent making him chuckle
"Oh god!" He groans and then the ranger removes the lid to reveal a glass full of critters
"This is critter-bocker glory," ant reveals "you have to eat three mealworms, three cockroaches and three crickets" he says making you open your mouth in shock and disgust, he gags slightly and picks up three cockroaches, his blue eyes look into yours before he shoves the three cockroaches in his mouth and he starts chewing
"Well done Ro" you say and he makes a couple of disgusted expressions making you giggle slightly
"Awh it's juicy," he says with a disgusted frown "it all kinda tastes like eggs" he says really quickly and then opens his mouth to show the presenters as they laugh at his previous comment
"What are you going for next?" And asks him
"Ehh, these lovely mealworms," he says sarcastically and puts them on his hands "down the hatchet" he says as he puts them in his mouth
"How it it?" You ask
"Bitter" he says with a frown making you laugh and then he chews them and once he's done he sticks his tongue out to show that he's done
"Yes Ro Ro" you say and then he picks up three crickets and pure them in his mouth again making a disgusted expression
"It's all quite cheesy" he says
"Cheesy and eggy" ant says and he opens his mouth to show ant and Dec he's done
Once he's done it's your turn
"Y/n you're next" ant says and you groan slightly before letting out a small nervous giggle and the ranger comes out with yours, he removes the lid to reveal something disgusting looking making you frown instantly
"Y/n it's vomit fruit" you're told you give it a sniff and move your head back as it stinks and even Roman is gagging and he's not even eating it
"Oh my god," you say in disgust "fruit! Is it one of my five a day?" You ask trying to be optimistically and stall the process
"It's basically like eating a piece of fruit" Dec says
"Oh okay" you say
"That tastes like vomit" ant adds making you glare at him jokingly so he puts his hands up in surrender making you laugh
you put it in your mouth "euugh" you groan
"Well done," Roman says and you gag "don't" he says making you glare at him jokingly and you keep chewing and chewing "keep chewing, keep chewing" Roman repeats
"It's like your dog has been sick and you have to eat it" you groan making Roman gag and ant and Dec laugh slightly
"Thats rough" Dec says and you just nod
"You're doing so well love think about how happy everyone was last night and how happy everyone will be" Roman says
"Think about your dog" Dec says
"Mmh" you shake your head as you squeal with your mouth closed
"No don't think about your dog" Roman says as he puts his large hand over your small hand
"Okay" you say as you're done and then open your mouth to show Ant and Dec, Roman gives you a high five once you're done.
The ranger comes out with Romans next which is duck tongues making you chuckle
"What?" You ask confused
"Yep" Dec says simply
"Ducks have tongues?" You ask laughing as Roman ours his head in his hands as he looks at the tongues
"They do" ant says
"Who knew?" Dec says just as shocked as you. Roman then puts one in his mouth and starts chewing
"Its calamari" he keeps repeating
"Is it any good?" You ask and he shakes his head
"No" he says making you laugh
"We just wanted to see because it's new you see and wanted to know if we will keep it on the menu" ant says and then he picks up both the tongues
"He's going to pop them both in, double tongue" ant says causing you and Roman to laugh, he puts the tongues in his mouth and starts to chew
"Well done" you say and he opens his mouth to show his mouth is now empty
"Was there a taste to that?" Dec asks
"Yeah taste buds" Roman says making you gasp
"Could you feel them?" Ant asks
"Yeah they were coarse on the tongue," he replies "you can feel them rubbing against yours"
"Like French kissing a duck" ant says making you laugh
"Yeah" he says as he takes a sip of his water
"Absolutely quackers" you say making him almost spit his water out
"Y/n!" Dec says
"This date isn't going so well is it?" You say sarcastically while laughing,
"Nah it isn't isn't it?" Roman says you then the ranger comes out with your next dish and lifts the lid to reveal you've got turkey testicles
"Why have I always got the big ones!" You shriek and cover your face with your hands
"Eh, count yourself lucky" Roman says making you burst out laughing
"Good news is just one testicle" Dec says
"Awh brilliant, is this the left or the right?" You ask as you point at them "have you kept them in formation?" You ask laughing
"Which hangs Lower?" Roman asks
"The left" Dec says
"Nah," you say laughing "no chance" you say and pick it up
"Have you ever touched a testicle Y/n?" Dec asks jokingly and you look at him with you're head tilted slightly, eyebrows raised and a smirk and you cover your face with your hands
"I would never" you say which is unclear as your hands are over your mouth and then bite into it and start chewing
"Its just a bit of chicken, just a bit of turkey" Roman says trying to making you feel better
"It's like a weird sausage" Roman says trying to encourage you
"It was attached to a weird sausage" dec says making you burst out laughing
"No" you squeal while laughing and then you finish eating the dish and stick your tongue out to show that your mouth his empty making the three boys clap
The ranger comes out with Romans next dish which is a cows udder causing another disgusted expression to form on his face as it even has hairs at the bottom but luckily he's not eating that bit
"You've had a tongue now you've got a teat" ant says
"Bon appetite" you say while laughing, Roman then picks up the stick chews it and there was a crunch
"Tell me what I'm going to eat" Roman says
"Eh I don't know eh" you say and start naming a bunch of food that he doesn't like snd neither do you
"Wine gum" Dec says
"Yeah I said that wine gum" you say making Dec gasp making you laugh and then Roman opens his mouth
"Yes ro Well done!" You cheer and clap
"Thats minging" Roman says it's your turn again.
"You've done the testicles you can do anything babe, you've smashed it" Roman says
The ranger then comes with your next dish and removes the lid causing you to gag and gasp as you get something in a bowl which looks disgusting its looks like organs of something inside you and Roman gags, its then revealed to be pigs uterus
"What?" You ask looking at it in disgust and Roman covers his face in his hands
You shove the large piece in your mouth and start chewing until it suddenly pops making you squeal with your mouth closed and close your eyes
"What's wrong?" Roman asks looking worried
"It popped!" You squeak
"It's popped it's okay, don't worry about it" Roman says softly trying to calm you down as you stomp your feet on the ground
"It popped?" The presenters ask
"Think about how proud jane is going to be" Roman teases making you laugh and quickly swallow it
"Anything for you Jane" you say laughing thinking about Adele's picture and then you open your mouth and show the two boys your now empty mouth
Youre a hero, you're an absolute hero," Roman says and you give him a high five "well done and I feel like I had a massage as you were vibrating my chair" Roman says making toy laugh
"I give banging massages by the way" you say and Roman gives you a wink
Roman then eats a fish eye while you encourage him and the clap at the end once he's finally done it
"You've equaled yesterdays stars" Dec announces
"I'm doing this one for you" you say and Roman winks, you've then got a sheep toe which you do.
Next it's Roman he gets a bulls penis
"Wow that's a big one" you say laughing
"What animal do you think it's from?" Ant asks
"James Haskell" Roman replies making you laugh even more
"Any ideas?" Ant asks
"Bull?" He asks and they nod
You then get camels anus making you laugh
"Ooh no," you say "oh it's hairy" you say looking at it
"Smell that" you say giving the stick to Roman
"That smells like poo" he says In disgust
"Has it been washed?" You ask as you take it back from Roman
"It's been washed and shaved apparently" Dec says
"I'm not sure about that" you say with a slight laugh
you get 10/10 stars
"Woo" you say as you put your arms in the air
"Lovely date thank you roman" you say as you both high five and when you both stand up share a hug
"After you" Roman says as he lets you walk in front
"10 stars!" Roman says to the camera and then gives you a high five before pulling you into a hug
"I can still taste testicles, anus and vomit fruit" you say to Roman
"We are going to go in there and tell them we only got three stars and as soon as I see Ian's face properly drop then I'll drop the 10" Roman says as he puts his arm over your shoulder and looks down because he's so tall and your so small to see you nodding
"You'll have to give me one of your so called banging massages then" Roman says with a smirk as he looks down at you
"Hmm we will see about that" you say with a matching smirk and then you start walking back to camp
You both head to the camp sulking
"How was it?" Everyone asks concerned due to your facial expressions
"It was really hard like we couldn't do it" you say as you rub your head acting
"Horrible," Roman adds "I only got one and Y/n only got two" Roman says
"So sorry guys we just couldn't do it" you say pretending to feel bad
"Well done" Kate says regardless followed by everyone else and then clapping
"The thing is" you say waiting for roman to finish
"Wait, wait, wait Y/n," Roman says as he wraps his arm around your shoulder "the thing is we got 10 stars" Roman announces making everyone cheer and james even picks you up and Ian jumps on Roman.
You and Roman explain the trial
"Well I'm sorry you had to go through to but THANK YOUU" Caitlyn says making you burst out laughing
You Jaqueline and Adele headed down to the creek where you're talking about Little Mix
"Right should we get Jungle Little Mix together?" Adele asks
"Oh yeah" you say at and have a small sing before heading back to camp and you notice, James, Ian, Andrew are gone so must be in the shower.
It's then time for the dingo dollar challenge which Kate and Myles are doing.
The phone rings so James quickly runs up to answer the phone and Ian holds the door open
"I would go lower because you'd expect it to be higher" you say but everyone else said higher, a few minutes later two large pigeons walk into the camp
"Ahh" you squeal as Myles and Kate come looking like pigeons and birds are terrifying But miserable empty handed pigeons.
Kate reveals it was chocolate eggs
"Not being funny but I'd pay a good bit of money for a chocolate egg by the way" you say with a groan
We are all laying around and the food comes and it's crocodile feet which Myles cooked and it tasted a bit like chicken and fish put together.
"Come on there's more for you" Andrew says to Ian
"I don't want anymore!" He raises his voice Making you jump back not expecting him to raise his voice and Roman notices so wraps his arm around you and rubs your back soothingly
You all then go to bed, Roman gives you a quick hug and peck on the forehead before falling asleep making you smile.
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I'm so sorry for being so inactive I'll try to post every 2-3 days x