A teacher is teaching her class and she sees that Johnny is not paying attention, so she asks him "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Johnny says, "None."
The Teacher asks, "Why?"
Johnny says, "Because the shot scare them all of."
The teacher says, "No, two. But I like how you are thinking."
Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice-cream parlor. One is licking her ice-cream, one is sucking her ice-cream and one is biting her ice-cream, which one is married?"
The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice-cream."
Johnny : "No, the one with the wedding ring. But I like how you are thinking!" 🤣