At an Eeveelution family reunion
Vaporeon: I have to pee
Jolteon: I'm better & more talented than all of you
Flareon: I just came for the free food
Espeon: I hate all of you so fucking much
Umbreon: Get out of my office
Leafeon: I want to die
Glaceon: I'm already dead
Sylveon: See you both in hell
Tag yourselves. I'm Flareon ಥ_ಥ
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Pikachu: Hi, I'm joy!
Squirtle: I'm sadness...
Psyduck: I-I'm fear
Charmander: I'M ANGER!
Bulbasaur: Ugh, I'm disgust
Pikachu: And we are the emotions in your mind!
Ash: screaming
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Pikachu: Remember that time we just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk.
Squirtle: Bulbasaur was gonna fuck some shit up
Bulbasaur: And I would have but you guys didn't want me to
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Highschool stereotypes, GO!
The emos - Absol, Darkrai
The sporty ones - Machop, Machoke, Mega Lopunny
The popular girls - Gardevoir, Meloetta, Diancee
The trash - Trubbish, Garbodor
The smart ones - Slowking, Alakazam
And the one creepy kid... - Gengar
What other stereotypes are there? And which Pokémon would fit? Comment! ❤（っ＾▿＾）
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When you're forced to communicate with people you don't like-
Ampharos: It's a pleasure to meet you...Oh wait. No, it's not
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Blastoise: Squirtle, do you see? points over a distance
Squirtle: I see
Blastoise: Everything the light touches is our kingdom
Squirtle: What about that shadowy area past it
Blastoise: No! That is where the trainers dwell. You must never go there
An hour later
Blastoise: Toucannon, what happened to my son
Toucannon: I'm sorry your highness...but he was captured by a human.
Blastoise: He must be so scared...
Over the shadowy area
Squirtle: So we are going to train and become stronger to be the champion?
Blue: Pretty much
Squirtle: Let's do this!
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