Monokid: Bruh, I'm deadass hungry right now.
*phone call*
Monosuke: ya pizza what u want?
Monokid: lemme get uhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA wit uhhhh 2 liter of coke
Monosuke: fuck kinda pizza???
Monosuke: and 2 LITER MACHINE BROKE
Monosuke: we got 1L tho
Monokid: fuck you mean B?
Monokid: ight look lemme get that pizza
Monokid: B O N E L E S S
Monosuke: uh? pizza dont got bone on it
Monokid: tf did i just say then
Monosuke: u said LEMME GET IT BONELESS like pizza got a damn bone in it
Monokid: yall got bones in ya shit then
Monosuke: nah
Monokid: So what's the problem?
Monosuke: D IC K HEAD
Monosuke: name one pizza that got bone on it
Monokid: j u s t d o n t p u t t h e m s h i t s i n m y p i z z a b r u h
Monokid: how many times i gotta say it
Monosuke: bruh jus explain to me how tf pizza can be boneless?
Monokid: if it dont got bone in it
Monokid: iss
Monokid: BONELESS
Monosuke: son what school u go to—
Monokid: dawg i dont understand the problem just make my shit b o n e l e s s
Monokid: DEADASS
Monosuke: I'm deadass not making this pizza