zach🧸
2:31pm, monday
roxanne?
roxanne.
god damn, roxanne.
never gonna love me but it's alright
bby🥺
ZACH ITS A SONG BROOO
don't take it to heart pls 🥺
question
no
um
wdym no
sorry i panicked
what's your question
why do you answer so quickly
no social life duh
jk umm
idk i'm just always by my phone
huh interesting
wHy
no reason
i was just wondering
also so i was thinking about this last night
you know exactly what i sound like from
interviews and songs
BUT what do yOu sound like
like shrek on drugs
ok i was not expecting that answer
what were you expecting
idk maybe oMg nO mY vOicE iS tErRiBle
and you hit me with shrek who is like
my idol
shreks your idol?
damn you got some high standards
yeah but i could make an exception for you
firstly, awh cute
secondly, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
ABOUT ME
NoThInG i sWeAr
ur cute i promise 🥺
you're cuter🥺
but i love daniel seavey more
nO pls
i'll do anything
aNytHiNg?
ok no
within reason renny
get me chicken tenders
ok let me come see you
no just like drop them outside my
apartment
then i know where you live and
i can break in and see you
zach-
that's so cReePy
you asked for it
dO you wAnT iT?
cOs yOuRe aSkiNg fOr iT
uR dYiNg fOr iT
gET OFF. MY BACK.
are you on drugs
why who's asking
me dumbass
well yes i am on drugs
jolly ranchers to be specific
wow they're good drugs
um
you shouldn't be having drugs
yOuR oNlY a bAbY
stfu renny
you are a baby too
ok treat me like one then
babies are sensitive
so don't bully me
bully is my middle name
zachary bully heroin?
sorry did u just
did u just say heroin
maybe
why
that's not my name
they call me sTacEy
they call me hEr
no pls do not sing the song
it's a good song tho
ok kinda
but you can't sing
stfu you're a three year old
hey >:(
that's my fave insult
i can tell
so what part of LA do you live in?
just the downtown area
ohhh
do you need a sugar daddy
cos i could totally be it
are you saying you're a 41 year old
rich man
i mean
do i lOok 41
plastic surgery.
what 41 year old do you know that
has had plastic surgery to look 18
my dad
you aren't serious-
well he had plastic surgery
not to look 18 tho
why am i telling you this
because we're best friends
LOLL wdym
my best friend is treasure
aNd dAnIeL
no
he's my husband
he's not even attractive
ok a, i'm telling him you said that
and b,
not attractive wdym?
the man doesn't have a single flaw on him
i'm better looking
yes in ur dreams maybe
do you like mr daniel seavey
no not like that
hMmM i'm getting suspicious
why lmaoo are you jealous
what no
why would i be
bcos its daniel seavey?
i'm jealous and i'm not even his bandmate
so what if i was jealous
i got a girlfriend anyway
awh really who
her name is kay
kay cook? lol
i followed the tea pages i'm all caught up
ur not dating
how have you become a limelight this quick
guess
daniel seavey ?
yes.
do ya wanna facetime renny
what
i SAID
do you wanna facetime
oh-
dude maybe tomorrow
wow rejected aGAIN
don't take it to heart brooo🥺
sorry sorry
but tomorrow ok promise?
nah
what
renny :(((
i promise you wEirdO
ok ty :)))
i gotta go treasure needs me
what why
she's crying over one direction splitting up
it's been years-
ok and? she was a hardcore directioner
now bye
bye loser
have fun
be safe
bye weirdo :) <3
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a/n
sorry for the slow updates
this week was a bit sTressful <3