Theseus: Hey guess what guys?
Theseus: I'M BACKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Jacob: Wait, what??
Tina: I'm confused
Leta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOWWWWWWWWW?????????
Queenie: Oh dear
Tina: Leta I thought you removed him?
Leta: Yeah I did...
Tina: Then how is he back?
Leta: I have no idea
Jacob: Someone must've added him back in
Jacob: Wasn't me though
Leta: Well it definitely wasn't me, clearly
Tina: Wasn't me either
Queenie: Or me
Jacob: And he couldn't of added himself back
Jacob: So that just leaves...
Leta: Newt
Tina: He has been strangely quiet
Jacob: Yeah...
Leta: NEWT SCAMANDER?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!
Newt: ahh... yeah
Leta: Did you add Theseus back to the chat?
Newt: What no....
Newt: What are you talking about?
Newt: Definitely wasn't me
Newt: Must've been someone else
Tina: Oohh you totally did!!
Newt: What? No I didn't
Jacob: Oh my god your sooo guilty
*5 mins later*
Leta: Newt...
Newt: Okay, okay. Fine I did it!!! But what was I supposed to do?
Jacob: Ummmm... not add him back?
Leta: Seems pretty straightforward to me
Newt: Come on, I can't do that!!
Jacob: Ahh...why?
Newt: I'M A HUFFLEPUFF FOR MERLIN'S SAKE!!!!!!!!
Jacob: Yeah we know....
Jacob: What has that got to do with anything?
Newt: I CAN'T JUST EXCLUDE PEOPLE!!! I NEED TO BE KIND AND ACCEPTING TOWARDS EVERYONE AT ALL TIMES!!!!!!!
Jacob: Alright, alright chill out
Leta: Oh Newt, what are we going to do with you?
Newt: hmm how about you take me to the shops? I could really use some ice-cream right now
Newt: MmMmMm or chocolate
Newt: Ooooohh what about cookies....
Tina: *Sighs in frustration*
Queenie: hmm... I could maybe make some strudel?
Newt: OOOH YESSSSSS I ALSO LOVE STRUDEL!!!
Jacob: Now that's something we can definitely agree on
Queenie: 2 strudels coming right up!