Just for Fun

By Nightsummer20

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I just want to share some funniest jokes that I found. I hope you will also like it. Life is too short to be... More

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Husband : "I lost my wife, she went
                      for shopping & hasn't
                      come back yet."

Inspector : "What is her height?"

Husband : "I never checked."

Inspector : "Slim or healthy?"

Husband : "Not slim, can be healthy."

Inspector : "Color of eyes?"

Husband : "Never noticed."

Inspector : "Color of hair?"

Husband : "Changes according to
                      season."

Inspector : "What was she wearing?"

Husband : "Not sure whether it was
                      a dress or a suit."

Inspector : "Was she driving?"

Husband : "Yes."

Inspector : "Color of the car?"

Husband : "Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptonic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emmiting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door..................................And then the husband started crying.

Inspector : "Don't worry sir........ We'll
                       find your car."🤣🤣

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