Texting Yoongi

By JeonSangJae

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Hi, I'm bored and typed a random number in ... Why? Like I said, I'm bored and looking for entertainment ... More

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5th McText
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Big phat 7th text
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Okay but how?
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11th yeet
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16th teeeexxxxtttt
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Near faaaar whereEEEEVVVEER YOU AREEEEE (19th text)
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24th text because its Taehyung day 💜
25th text because yOONGI GOT ME SHOOK
26th text because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Happy (very very late) birthday Hobi!
Quick update
28TH TEXT BECAUSE YOONGI GOT ME DEAD
29th text because its been 6 months 🤡
30th text becaise ITS BEEN ANOTHER 6 MONTHS 🤩
life update because its been 1 month more than 6 🤡
another life update because it just keeps throwing spikey lemons at my face

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By JeonSangJae

Crazy
Okay so when you go to talk to someone
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and your guardian angel tags along wherever you go
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And everybody has a guardian angel
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Do the guardian angels just like
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Chill?
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Or like, do they talk
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What if a guardian angel doesn't like the other guardian angel
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Are angels petty enough to ignore their coworkers?

Guardian angel

Guardian angel
It is 3 AM you flubnugget

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Do you think guardian angels fight with each other
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When you do something stupid what do you think your guardian angel does or says? I think mine has given up and is just looking at me with the most DiSSaPoIntEd face
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Do they even talk to each other?

Guardian angel

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I think I'm a bit too sleep deprived

Guardian angel
Ya think

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I'll talk to you tomorrow bro

Guardian angel
I know you will

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*mwah* blitch

Guardian angel

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Guardian angel

Guardian angel

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Okay but actually goodnight

Guardian angel
Technically it's good morning because its 3 AM but okay

Crazy has changed Guardian angel to that snarky blitch

That snarky blitch

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He wrote that with permanent marker

That snarky blitch

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I love how its Namjoon there 😂😂
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OKAY
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Now good night

That snarky blitch
Good morning

Crazy
I hope a dead chicken strangles you in your sleep

That snarky blitch


Hello
I am bacc
I am ready to attacc
I've got my sword
I've got my hat
I think my bacc is still in tacc

Idk hello goodbye hope y'all had a great day here's a chapter to make it better if it wasn't or was, meh

I LOVE YOU GUYS *MWAH* 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

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