This may be my cringiest work yet!!!
uwu 🤗
Also, some of these are downright obvious and you may roll your eyes like "very creative well duh"
- Enjoy!
Nobunaga:
- Candy shop
- You were disgusted as you watched a grown man hog ALL (and I mean all) the gummy bears (lol bears) off of the shelves in a mad frenzy
- made a complete mess
- You were admiring the chocolate
- You were originally offended that he completely avoided the chocolate (man he missed all of the good stuff)
- caught you staring at him on the way out the door
- actually managed to look adorably sheepish 🐑
Hideyoshi:
- Cosco *lololol moneysavers
- you needed to buy _______.
- naturally it's on the top shelf.
- naturally, as a skilled grocery ninja warrior, you scale the shelves.
- also naturally, he manages to be there.
- Even more naturally, he starts barking at you to get down.
- And you fall into his arms and live happily ever after NOPE!!
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- you snarkily tell him that you are a grocery pro and can handle yourself
- then you pelt him with beauty products and get the hell out of there
Masamune:
- at the gym
- you are there with your incredibly fit friend who is bench-pressing (trying to convert you to the healthy life) and you are there doing girl pushups (and dying)
*comment if you can relate
- he is trying to impress you
- it's not working because you're too dead even to care
Mitsuhide:
- coffee shop
- he cut in front of you
- you give him a glare
- the only thing stopping you from giving him the middle finger was his adorable cat
- he turned around and said something snarky (with a dash of sarcasm and and sprinkle of sassiness)
- but then he paid for your drink
- and he let you pet his cat * that's what really matters
Mitsunari:
- the library
- you are a bookworm
- obviously he is a bookworm
- he comes in and drops off a HUGE pile of books
*one of which is the secret art of making tea
- You guys both reach for the same volume of Harry Potter (or Percy Jackson)
- you thought this was gonna be a full out war
- he smiles and lets you have it; then places it on hold
Ieyasu:
- Art class
- He's the really good one with earphones always in and never talks to anyone
- one day he sits next to you cause he's late probs
- scoffs and says, "you have paint on your face"
- you awkwardly nod at him
- the next day you come in with a face mask on
- tries to hold in his smile
- mission succeeded
Kenshin:
- fencing class
- you are one of the best students
- teacher asks you to attend a tournament
- you face off against him, he is in a rival school
- he doesn't go easy on you, which is why you like fighting him
- all the guys try to go easy on you
- it was a close fight, but he won
- afterwards you ask him is he can be your sparring match so you guys can practice
Shingen:
- at a party
- you are awkwardly hanging near the back drinking punch and eating the guacamole
- you didn't really bother dressing up
- he comes over and asks you if you want to dance
- you have no idea who he is
- you make an excuse to go to the bathroom
- you call your best friend to pick you up and you guys sneak out like top secret ninjas
- stealth mode
Yukimura:
- High school
- he's in your biology class and he has a top locker right above yours
- he's so immature in class
- you were about to leave but then you didn't realize that he was behind you and the he accidentally hit your head with his locker
- he apologized and tried to send you to the nurse while denying that it was his fault
- he now calls you "locker girl"
- whenever he needs to open his locker and you're there he says "incoming"
Sasuke:
- On Instagram
- he adds lab safety memes
- he thinks your cool because your profile pic is a squirrel
- also once you saw him in a park trying to do an experiment on squirrels
- he yeeted at you