Cassie: Sholin Punk.
Kung Jin: Milatery Grunt.
Cassie: You see now I gotta hurt ya.
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Frost: Did LunaMoon take you out?
Kung Jin: No, I'm not a revenant.
Frost: You will be after this fight.
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Jacqui: Your dating my Ex.
Kung Jin: He's hot.
Jacqui: I'm so glad I'm with Cassie.
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Jonny Cage: Your not doing your job Jin.
Kung Jin: I am, just half heartedly.
Jonny Cage: Do it properly.
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Cassie: You are such a sweetheart.
Kung Jin: Am not.
Cassie: Stop lying.
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Takeda: C'mon Jin, I don't want to do this.
Kung Jin: You wouldn't hurt me, would you sweetheart?
Takeda: I'll try and aim away from your face.
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Kung Jin: Missing Takeda?
Jacqui: I like him, as a friend.
Kung Jin: Hmmmmm, I'll think about that.
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Sonya: Stand down Jin.
Kung Jin: Alright, after the fight.
Sonya: I said STAND DOWN!
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Cassie: Stop being such a grump.
Kung Jin: I am not a grump.
Cassie: Can't believe Takeda is dating you.
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Kung Jin: Where's my ring?
Takeda: I, don't know what you mean.
Kung Jin: I'm waiting Takeda.
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Christa: For a sholin, you are very emotional.
Kung Jin: EMOTIONAL?!
Christa: Told you.
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Luna: Rember when we first met?
Kung Jin: I tried to kill you?
Luna: Then you realized who you were messing with.
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Kung Jin: Stay away from Takeda.
Kung Jin: But hes mine already.
Kung Jin: That's it, I'm turning Yandere.
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Kung Jin: Luna, is that you?
Howlet: No it's her best friend.
Kung Jin: More like the blue colored boot leg of her.
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Sindel: No matter what age you are, you'll be part of my collection.
Kung Jin: Sorry honey, I have a boyfriend.
Sindel: You, are missing out.
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Kung Jin: Stay away from Takeda.
Sindel: You wouldn't hurt me, would you daddy?
Kung Jin: What the hell did you just call me?
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Ava: Kung Jin?
Kung Jin: Daughter of Kenshi.
Ava: I am not his daughter.
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Sub zero: Your team is in over their heads.
Kung Jin: Are you saying we need leadership training?
Sub zero: No, I'm saying stay as a team.
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Sonya: Sup Jin.
Kung Jin: Sonya Blade.
Sonya: Its General Blade to you.
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Howlet: Hello sister slayer.
Kung Jin: What the hell do you mean?
Howlet: I'm not the only one who saw how Luna met you.
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Erron Black: Shoalin Punk.
Kung Jin: Only Cassie calls me that.
Erron Black: But she's dead blubber boy.
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Jax Briggs: Funny, always imagined you taller.
Kung Jin: Stop cracking about my height.
Jax Briggs: That is not what I meant.
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Kung Jin: Your a furry right?
Luna: My kind are not what you think they are.
Kung Jin: Alright sorry, I'm joking with you.
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Kung Jin: Surprisingly, there's more bad fanfiction about you then us.
Cassie: I get disturbed when I read it.
Kung Jin: I'll read some later.
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Katlyn: Sholin?
Kung Jin: Yes I am.
Katlyn: Wheres Luna when you need her.
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Kung Jin: Mad that Takeda is dating me?
Scorpion: No, I'm mad he didn't tell me.
Kung Jin: You are such a dad.
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Kenshi: Do not try anyway with Takeda.
Kung Jin: He's the one doing crap with me.
Kenshi: Remind me to scold him later.
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Kung Jin: So you've been thinking about what Kung Loa said?
Cassie: Yes, I don't know how to feel about it.
Kung Jin: Don't ever, think about what he said.
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D'vorah: Do you remember when this one knocked you out in the Jensei temple?
Kung Jin: You never knocked me out.
D'vorah: You left your friend to fend for herself.
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Kung Jin: Are you my conscious?
Kung Jin: Nope, I'm you.
Kung Jin: Man am I this handsome?
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Kung Jin: I'm totally you dude.
Kung Jin: Mabye an evil robot me.
Kung Jin: For some reason I'm getting Daja vu.
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Kung jin: Last night I had the strangest dream.
Takeda: Did you sail away to China again?
Kung Jin: This time you had to get your laundry cleaned?
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(When Cassie was single)
Frost: Is Cassie single.
Kung Jin: Stay the hell away from her.
Frost: I'll get my wish.
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Vidalia: Hello Jin, looking gay as usual.
Kung Jin: Haha very funny.
Vidalia: I'm only just getting started.
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Kung Jin: Oh my god its Keanu Reeves.
Vidalia: That's actually kinda funny.
Kung Jin: COME ON I worked 2 full hours on that joke.
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Kung Jin: Hey honey.
Fujin: Greetings Jin.
Kung Jin: Don't wrestle me to the ground now.
(I can't help it, I ship Kung Jin and Fujin)
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