A bizarre life (Male stand us...

By RandomnessLord

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"Yare yare, these women are annoying..." -Y/n Joestar (Massive crossover) (Disclaimer: Pictures are not mine) More

Bio
Stands
Friends and family
Prologue
Chapter 1: Speedwagon Research Center
Chapter 2: Masks
Chapter 3: Cafe
More Friends
Chapter 4: Emergence
Chapter 5: Stray Attack
Chapter 7: USA
Chapter 8: Killer Queen
Chapter 9: Fight for the corpse

Chapter 6: Legal Affairs

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By RandomnessLord

3rd person POV

We switch over to the Headmasters and Headmistresses of Union Academy watching Y/n, Kakyoin and Bucciarati taking down the stray and the peerage of Rias.

"Y/n has gotten quite an interesting power." Nezu says.
"Indeed. There has been a report of Cinder Fall getting killed by him and some named Caesar Zeppeli." Ozpina says while sipping on her coffee.
"Lets' not forget him about him defeating the stray and my little sister." Sirzechia says angrily.
"I suggest getting him enrolled again in the academy. Our enemies would want him to join them. We can pull a few strings here and there or just force him so we can protect him." Jamie Ironwood says.

She actually wanted to experiment on the employees of the Foundation to discover the secret of their powers and use them for her own troops.

"That will be impossible. He is protected by the Speedwagon Foundation. They have people who can take us on without taking a scratch. The chance of us getting him back are zero." Hanzo says.
"Why don't we take it up to the prime minister ? They have been imprisoning people without consent." Nezu says with a grin.

Everyone in the room grins.

Your POV

"Iggy ! What did I say about playing too rough with Mii-kun ?" I scold Iggy while holding a crying Mii-kun.
"Arf." He says with his ears down.
"Just...be careful next time." I say to Iggy.

I look over at the clock mounted above the fireplace and I see that it's almost time for a sea life documentary. I sit down onto the couch with Mii-kun and I turn on the TV.

"On todays episode, we are looking at the majestic dolphin."
"Dolphins are some of the best creatures." I mutter.

Mii-kun makes a cute noise to say he agrees.

"Y/n ? Where are you ?" My dad asks.
"I am here. What is it ?" I asks with a raised eyebrow.
"I have a meeting with the prime minister, you need to come." He says with a serious face.
"Alright, I'll come." I say with a sigh.

An hour later

"Mister Speedwagon. Seat yourself." The prime minister of Japan says.

He sits down and I stand to the right of him with Josuke standing to his left.

"Well, what is the problem you wanted to talk about ?" He asks.
"We have evidence that you have been imprisoning people without our Consent." Nezu says while coming into the room with the Headmistresses of Union Academy and some of the students.
"You..." Dad says while growling.
"You have been breaking some laws with your Foundation." Sirzechia says with a grin.
"Now, we will overlook this problem if you give the control of your Foundation to us." Ozpina says.

He blinks, then he bursts out laughing.

"What's so funny ?" Jamie asks angrily.
"Nothing, just the fact that you think I'm that dumb and that you could blackmail me and my company. Because I do have consent to do that." He says with a grin.

Then an american flag flies into the room. It folds itself up and out comes a man with a pink, long-eared Stand.

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap !" He says.
"P-president Valentine ?" They yell.
"Speedwagon, good to see you again. " He says while his Stand disappears.
"It's good to see you again too Valentine. I am glad you could come so quickly." Dad says.
"It's no problem." He replies.

Then he looks at the Union Academy.

"Also to answer your accusations, everyone the Foundation has arrested are internationally wanted criminals. The Foundation has gotten permission to deal with this problem. Just ask your Prime Minister." He says while pointing at the Prime Minister.

The Union Academy members all look at her while she scratches her head with a sheepish grin.

"Sorry Valentine, I have told them a few times already but they wouldn't listen. So I called Speedwagon-san." She says.
"It's no problem."

He then looks at me.

"You must be Y/n, Jonathan's son."
"You knew dad ?" I ask him.
"Yes, he helped me become a better person. If it wasn't for him, I would still be in a dark place." He says.
"Wow, I didn't know dad was such a helpful person."
"Yeah, Jonathan always helped as many people as he could. He was a true gentleman to the core." Speedwagon said with a soft smile.
"Speedwagon, we still need to talk about 'that'." Valentine says with a serious tone.
"Alright, but somewhere private." Dad responds.

He then looks at the rest of the room.

"If that's all, then we shall take our leave." He says.
"Wait, Y/n. Don't you want to come back ? We promise we will treat you better !" Izumi says.
"No. Last time I checked you and some of the others broke my heart for the dragon pervert and you only want me back since I have a Stand. So don't come near me." I say with a cold tone.

She starts to cry.

"Hey, apologize !" Yang and Katsumi yell.
"No." I reply.
"Then we will force you." Yang says.

She tries to punch me, but Crazy Diamond comes out and grabs her arm. He then throws her out the window. Katsumi launches a large explosion at me, but suddenly Valentine pulls me under his flag. I appear in the same room, but Yang is still here and a copy of us both. He then pulls me into the flag again. Then we appear back in the original room since the window I threw Yang through is still broken and there are no copies of us. D4C appeared behind Katsumi and knocked her out with a chop to the neck.

"Any more troublemakers ?" He says with a cold tone.

Everybody stays silent.

"Then we shall leave." He says.

We take a limousine in complete silence to the HQ.

[King Crimson !]

"Y/n, we have a very important mission for you. We need you to go to the USA." Dad says.
"Why ?" I ask.
"In a few days, the Steel Ball Run will commence. It's a race to see who is the fastest jockey to cross the US. There have been reports of the supernatural entering the race. You will need to find out why they are there. It will also be a good opportunity to meet your cousin."
"I have a cousin ?"
"Yes, his name is Johnny Joestar. He is 19 year old and paralyzed from the waist down when he got shot. He doesn't even know you exist."
"Alright then, when do I leave ?"
"Tomorrow, you will be going by plane."
"Now if you will excuse me, I need to go back." Valentine says before he wraps himself in his flag and then the flag flies away.

"Well, it's getting late, isn't it ? Let's go home." Dad says.

I nod. We go to the parking lot and drive home.

"Yare Yare..." I mutter while pulling down my hat a bit.

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