So yesterday was Thanksgiving, I was pretty bored most of the day while I was waiting for my parents and sister (who is like 12 years old, maybe, idrk) to finish making Thanksgiving dinner.
I'm usually in charge of cleaning, which I usually hate, but this time was different for two reasons.
First, cleaning the kitchen and washing the dishes were NOT a part of my job this year, so haha sucks for you, stupid brother of mine who foolishly got excited about having Thursday as a cleaning day.
And second, this:
It always makes me less angry about having to clean, and I have no clue why, but okay.
Anyway, when I was done, I decided to watch Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba (hella awesome anime, people, you should watch it if you haven't already).
But then I got bored after like twelve episodes (nearly done with the anime and I'm kinda sad about having to wait until next year for more), so I browsed Tumblr for a very long time looking at fanart and incorrect quotes for lots of different fandoms.
And so I'm gonna share some Incorrect Quotes with you guys!
And maybe some fanart, depends on if I feel like editing this story part one my phone at the end, since that's where everything is saved.
Anyway, credits, of course, to the following BNHA Incorrect Quotes Blogs that I follow on Tumblr:
bnha-textposts
just-incorrect-bnha
incorrectbakusquadquotes (guys its awesome for quotes on just the Bakusquad, I love this one so much)
kinda-correct-bnha
faketextsfromlastmight
incorrect-mha-bnha
b0xxed-bnha-incorrect
bnha-incorrect-twitter-quotes
bnha-incorrect
totally-correct-mha
Give them a follow if you have Tumblr and like this kinda shit.
And then credits to the blogs I follow on Tumblr that reblog/draw fanart for Boku No Hero Academia, yes a lot of it is Kiribaku but fight me I love them:
atzypaw
arxaris
kirishimas-headband
bakusquad-plus-ultra
insecureillustrator
franeridart
exbrodokills
todorokitops
bnhatrashdumpster
Give them a follow and check out the art they post and reblog
And other funny BNHA based blogs that I follow:
awkward-bakugou
awkwardtodoroki
awkwardizuku
I love these blogs lmao, they basically screenshot Bakugou, Todoroki, and Midoriya looking weird in the manga and anime and post them for the world to see. There are more for other My Hero Academia characters but I have yet to follow them. Truly, they are doing god's work.
Okay now thats already 400 words in and I still haven't even started on the actual reason for making this part, and so here.
Of course, there is gonna be Kiribaku, because again, mah OTP
Boku No Hero Academia Incorrect Quotes:
1.
Fat Gum: You were ordered to stand down!
Kirishima: And I did
Kirishima: I just fell up again
2.
Kirishima: *trying to sign 'I love you'*
Kirishima: *accidentally signs 'guacamole pizza' instead*
Bakugo, squinting: I don't even know why I put up with you.
3.
Uraraka: I bet you're wondering why I called you in today
Uraraka: Its because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren't getting along with other people in this room.
Bakugo: Why are you being so vague, Deku and I are the only ones here
4.
Bakugo: My superpower comes from my sweat, so I've decided to market a brand of deodorant named after me.
Kirishima: Oh, cool! Do you have a sales pitch?
Bakugo: Hey loser! Wanna be like me? Well tough luck. But for $14.50 you can hold a can of Dexplodorant like me. Introducing Dexplodorant, the world's best deodorant, by Bakugo Katsuki. Dexplodorant, smell you later, bitch.
Kirishima: Awesome! What will it smell like? I've head nitroglycerin smells like caramel, so maybe you could use that, with some spices and peppers, maybe?
Bakugo: Its smell does't matter. You're supposed to light it on fire and use the can as a grenade.
5.
Bakugo: I can't believe Deku just walks around the place claiming I'm his rival. Me! The very idea! Don't you think I deserve MORE than Deku??
Uraraka: You're an arrogant asshole and you deserve nothing.
Bakugo: Oh, so you agree then?
6.
Monoma: Black pants, black shirt, black shoes... It's so morbid. Surely you realize people think you're dressed for a funeral, right?
Tokoyami: That's not true. If it were your funeral, I'd be wearing neon.
7.
Bakugo, reading a love letter: "I love you, from EK"
Bakugo, gasping: EVIL KERMIT
Kirishima in the background, crying: No, you beautiful idiot what the fuck is wrong with you??
8.
Sero: Kmainari was about to hit his head on a bar at the playground so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.
Sero: And then he hit his head.
9.
Toga: You're my best friend.
Twice: Right back at you
Toga: I would stab anyone who tried to say otherwise
Twice: I... sure, why not
10.
Midoriya: What's that thing?
Bakugo: it'smy murderous rage hourglass. My therapist is making me work on delaying my outrages to better control them.
Bakugo: when this timer runs out, I'm gonna kick your ass
Midoriya: I don't think that's how it's supposed to work-
Bakugo: Times a-ticking, Deku
11.
Kirishima: Ooh, I see a cute guy over there
Ashido, Kaminari, and Sero: MINE
Kirishima: oh wait nevermind its just my boyfriend
Sero: I despise you
12.
Kaminari: You know what this school needs?
Kirishima: Better security?
Ashido: A fair entrance exam?
Bakugo: A teacher who isn't napping during our whole class?
Kaminari: God, I was gonna say Pajama Day
Kaminari: you guys gotta chill
13.
Midoriya: Todoroki-kun, you don't have to be afraid to share your emotions with me
Todoroki: I'm a Todoroki. I keep my emotions bottled up in here.
Todoroki: and one day I die.
14.
Bakugo: Hate is a stong word, but despise is stronger.
Bakugo: That's why I use despise.
15.
Bakugo: *helping Todoroki practice driving*
Todoroki: Should I run over those idiots playing in the street?
Bakugo: *lifts up sunglasses to see Kirishima, Kaminari, and Sero* Yes
Todoroki: I can't see who they are. Do you know them?
Bakugo: *lowers sunglasses* Nope
16.
Midoriya: Do you hate us?
Bakugo: To be honest, it's just you I actively hate.
17.
Bakugo: WHO ATE MY LUNCH???
Kaminari: Man, I dunno, but it tasted good.
Bakugo:
Bakugo: *slaps Kaminari*
18.
Present Mic, rolling down the window: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Aizawa: Get the fuck out of my car.
19.
Aizawa: Who accidentally drops their phone into SOUP?
Kaminari: It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if it would float.
20.
Monoma: I peeked into Class 1-a's room. Its like Narnia, but noisier.
21.
Kaminari, at the pool: Hey, Kirishima!
Kirishima, not really paying attention: Hm? Yeah, bro?
Kaminari: You know that cursed emoji meme, that meme?
Kirishima: ...Yeah...?
Kaminari, activating his quirk and running at the pool: Vibe check.
Everyone in the pool: *screaming*
22.
Kirishima: Does anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Sero: Can't relate.
Kaminari: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
23.
Kaminari: I'm quick at math.
Kirishima: Okay, what's 38 times 76?
Kaminari: 24
Kirishima: That's not even close.
Kaminari: But it was quick!
24.
Kaminari: Quick! To the panic room!
Sero: The dorm doesn't have a panic room.
Kaminari: Any room can be a panic room if you try hard enough!
25.
Kirishima: I have an idea, It's very uncool, but it's not illegal, technically, but it is a dick move.
Bakugo: I fucking love it.
26.
Ashido: There's three way to do things.
Ashido: The right way, the wrong way, and the Kaminari way.
Sero: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Ashido: Yeah, but faster....
27.
Kirishima: Sero, I never doubted you for a moment!
Sero: Thank you, Kirishima. You're lying, though, aren't you?
Kirishima: Yes, I doubted you very strongly.
28.
Ashido: I did a bad thing
Bakugo: Does it affect me?
Ashido: No.
Bakugo: Then suffer in silence.
29.
Kaminari: I think I speak for all of us when-
Sero: He doesn't.
Kirishima: He doesn't.
30.
Kaminari: Hey I have kind of a crazy idea.
Sero: Those are never comforting words coming from you.
31.
Aizawa: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
Sero: We have three actually.
Kaminari: Pick your favorite.
32.
Bakugo: This is the absolute worse fucking thing you guys have done!!
Kaminari: You know, you say that so much, its kinda lost all its meaning.
Sero, Kirishima, and Mina: *nodding*
33.
Bakugo: Welcome to Dating Advice with Bakugo! Deku, what's your question?
Midoriya: How can I tell if a girl likes me?
Bakugo: SHE DOESN'T!
34.
Aizawa: Can you believe cats exist and the only reason I too exist is to love them?
35.
Kirishima: We need to distract Mina.
Bakugo: Right.
Kirishima: What're you gonna do, Bakugo?
Bakugo: I'm gonna kill her. That ought to distract her.
36.
Tsuyu: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Kirishima: A unicorn!
Tsuyu: I said animal.
Kirishima: Unicorns are animals.
37.
Bakugo: Okay so I can either bake the cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Kirishima: Bakugo, that's not how you bake cookies.
Bakugo: FLOOR IT???
Kirishima: Bakugo, no
Bakugo: WHAT ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?!?!!
Kirishima: BAKUGO YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Bakugo: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Kirishima: BAKUGO P L E A S E
38.
Kaminari: I need to call 911!
Kaminari:
Kaminari: what's the number for 911, again?
39.
Kirishima: I think it's funny that after you give blood, they keep calling you every once in a while to ask if you want to give more blood.
Kirishima: and I get it, blood is important and in short supply, but it just seems like
Kirishima: "Hey... we heard you made more blood. Can... can you give us that new blood? That sweet sweet fresh blood? It's been a while, Kirishima, we know you have it. We know you have the blood ,Kirishima.
Bakugo: Remind me again why I'm your boyfriend.
40.
Kaminari: What is it called when you kill a friend.
Kaminari: Homiecide
Ashido: Murder
Kaminari: Homiecide.
41.
Shigaraki: Honestly, I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-
Dabi: You sleep with a sparkly pink teddy bear.
Shigaraki: HE'S SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS-
42.
Aizawa: You're all going to put what makes you happy in this box.
Todoroki: May I place Midoriya into the box?
Aizawa: No
Iida: May I have permission to place Midoriya in the box?
Aizawa: No.
Uraraka: Can I put Deku in the box?
Aizawa: No. No one is putting Midoriya in the box.
Bakugo: Can I stab the box? Preferably after someone put Deku in there?
Aizawa: No.
Kirishima: Can I put Bakugo into the box?
Bakugo: I'd like to see you try.
Aizawa: No
Mineta: C-
Aizawa: No
Iiida: Can I put my brother in the box?
Aizawa: No.
Midoriya: Can I put All Might in the box?
Aizawa: Hopefully.
And I am tired of typing now, because although you guys can finish reading this shit in like two minutes, it takes fucking hours to type up (I'm exaggerating, it's been like an hour)
So uh...
Pictures? I guess?
Lotsa Kiribaku and Bakusquad this time
Me loves Kiribaku
A lot.
:)
The Bakusquad bois!! !
Look at them!! So fucking adorable it hurts
More Kiribaku uwu
Probably my favorite Bakusquad fanart
I ship them, okay??
Lmao
But I still ship Kaminari and Jirou, too
Kirishima!!
Todoroki being a mood
Kiribaku!! ! !
More Bakusquad!! ! !! ! !!
Oh yeah, I love this one too
And this one
KIWISHIMA
AND WHAT'S THIS??
EVEN MORE KIWISHIMA
YAY KIWISHIMA
They are the best
Awwwweeee
Update:
I have finished Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba.
I started this part this morning and then left for HOURS more than expected, and now I'm done with that so yay!!
Manga time