Roc: so he comes by saying dajas pregnant when we took a test that said she wasn't so she took another one he gave.her a-
Prince: wait tell me later i got blisters and my underwear up my beep
Me: you sure it ant girls underwear
Prince: shut up
Roc: any way we going home j-
Shanti: i wanna stay and play
Prince: she can stay ill take all of them by daniels dont worry
Me: aight
★at home★
Me: roc which ones look better the black dress has the spikes that poke me and the blue one is too shor-
Roc: the blue
me: than- wait a min ..........
stop being nasty
Roc: you asked
Me: whatever im going to take a shower
{I run upstairs and turn on the shower pinning up my hair getting in i squeezed my red velvet dove soap on my sponge and started to scrub my skin all of a sudden i heard a knock at my window i turned off the shower grabbing my towel i lifted up the shade to see a note what the fuck is up wit these notes well it read" meet me tomorrow @2pm by the alley three blocks away from your house and come alone or you will regret it" fuck this i took the note and turned the shower back on
*45 mins later*
I got out lotioned down and put on my undergarments then got dressed in my blue dress with my blue jimmy choos heels then i put on my jewelry and flat ironed my hair then added a tiny bit of make up. I grabbed my keys and purse then walked downstairs and saw roc already dressed}
Me: dude (cough) too much cologne
Roc: my bad i dropped it and the button thingy sprayed around
me: oh..... well lets go
roc: im driving
Me: (smacks lips) whatever
...........
★skipping to club★
Roc: here drink this (puts a cup to my mouth)
Me: no what is it
prince: HEYY ROC L-LOOK
Roc: nigga stop yelling and. Look at what
Prince: ITS TREY SONGZ(yells)
Me: WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE
prince: why you gotta yell like dat ant nobody else yelling but you but hes about to perform
Me: WHY I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS
Roc: really? really
me: oh my bad but until he comes on im thirsty
Ric:here drink this i told ya (he opens my mouth and pours some in)
Me: (spits it out) ME WHAT THE FREAK THATS NASTY
Roc: no you have to get use to it here have some more
me: no im good i just wanna get back to shant- (feels a tap on my shoulder)
Me: who is this b- BRE
breuanna: day were you been girl and i know you wont bout to call me a b-i-t-c-h
me: my bad bug i havent seen you in a year
Bre: you still remember our nick names
me: duhh but wheres your bro
roc: oh dont mind me im just here for the food wait i am but i- yall know what i mean
Bre: oh hey roc
Roc: oh say hey now but hello
bre: (laughs)you boy you sum else
Me: well you can come over after we leave
Bre: aight well see you later(walks off)
Roc: im about to get drunk off my ass
me: umm see thats the prob..... who gon drive
Roc: we got home that other night well get home tonight
??: (sings) she got a big booty so i call her big boot-
Me: wait i know that voice PRODIGY (hugs him)I WHERE YOU BEEN MY NIGGA
Prod: the usuall well not love and hip hop but T.I and Tiny
Me: you need to get out more have some fun
prod: why you think im here
roc: hey who you driving home with
Prod: pri-
Roc & me:i he already drunk.off his ass
prod: who gives a fuck as long as i dont get nobody prego or shoot somebody im good
Me: lol but waiter can i get 14 cups of vodka and 12 cups of stawberry dacories with a bunch of liquor in it
Waiter: ok ill be right back
roc: you sure you wanna drink all that liquor your gonna have a hang over
Me: As drake said YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
(Waiter sit drinks down and i grab 3 and drink them down)
Roc: lets dance
me: aight prod watch my drinks
Prod: they may be gone but aight
(A$$ by big sean & nicki minaj comed on)
Me: oh fuck naww i havent heard this in months (twerks on roc)
Roc: ok after this song we have to stop. Im gettin horny .....damn
(Then i felt somebody push me out the way)
Me: oh fuck naww who the fuck is this bitch
Roc: god excuse my language but bitch what the fuck is you doing
Girl: i know you like it
Roc: day please get this no nipple no ass ratchet dirty headed cant twerk hoe off me
Girl: i got plenty of ass
Me: ( grabs girl hair) you like your weave (she shakes her head yes) would you like to see it on the gound
Prince: roc who is that no ass girl
girl: YALL SO INSULTING
prince: im sorry .......... its the truth
Prod: H-H-HEY YALL
me: you drunk my drinks and yo ass drunk
prod: I-I-I GOT THIRSTY