Sam: *enters in Steve's bedroom*
Sam: can you lend me a white shirt? Nat stained with blood my last one.
Steve: sure, look in my wardrobe.
Sam: let me see...trousers, shoes, socks, sweatshirts... Oh, hi Bucky, trousers again...
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Yes, this is old, but it still makes me laugh.
This is my first collection of incorrect quotes and I'll write some thing that I find on Instagram and Pinterest.
Maybe I'll write some one-shot. Maybe.
Byee
~Emma