Smackdown
Cole: Welcome to Friday Night Smackdown on Fox!
Renee: We have a treat for you ladies and gentlemen tonight!
Corey: That's right! We have a fatal four way match for the number one contender for Shinsuke's Intercontinental Championship!
Renee: It's King Corbin vs Xander vs Daniel Bryan vs Mustafa Ali!
Cole: It's going to be an awesome main event!
Backstage
Alexa: I don't know if I'm all too comfortable with Sasha being in the segment we're doing.
Nikki: I mean you won't be alone so you'll be fine.
Alexa: True, true.
With the guys...
Xander: BOOM!!!
Kofi: BRADY NOOOO!!!
Xander: Like I said, don't count out the Raiders!
Big E: Damn Kofi. That's a third straight loss!
Woods: This years tournament is going to be awesome!
Miz: Hell yea! By the way Xander I have a question.
Xander: Sure, what is it?
Miz: You're in love with Lexi aren't you?
Xander: Well...
Miz: Don't lie. I had the same look you have when I met Maryse.
Xander: Yea, I do love her.
Miz: Best advice, try to tell her soon. From how you two interact with one another, it looks like you two have been in love since you two were kids. Y'all just didn't know it was love.
Xander: How do I know she feels the same way?
Miz: Trust me, Maryse had the same look Lexi had.
Xander: Hm, I guess you're right.
Miz: Hey I know it's confusing, but from the looks of it you two are two peas in a pod.
Xander: Thanks Mike.
Miz: No problem bro.
Xander: Now, you want next match?
Miz: You bet!
Xander: Woods! Make way!
Later...
Announcer: Please welcome Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross!
Alexa: Thank you, now welcome to my talk show, A Moment of Bliss!
Nikki: Hello everyone!
Alexa: Now, please welcome my guest Sasha Banks!
Sasha: Well, well ,we'll look who decided to show up again. Did I give you a booboo?
Alexa: I'm going to ignore that. So what's the goal of Sasha Banks?
Sasha: I'm going to be Smackdown's new women's champion! Because I'm...
Alexa: The legit boss yeah we know.
Sasha: Don't interrupt me! I'm more talented and better looking than you!
Alexa: But can't hold a title more than a week. The only reason you held those tag belts that long was because Bayley carried you!
Sasha: Oh really? This is coming from someone who slept her way to a title!
Alexa: Excuse me?!? You have some nerve.
Sasha: What? Too much of a bitch?
Alexa: You're the one to speak. You're Queen Bitch.
Backstage
Xander: Um is that on the script?
Hunter: Vince?
Vince: No it's not. She's supposed to call her a bitch and that's it.
Xander: I guess Sasha really hates her.
Hunter: Y'all going out now?
Xander: Yeah, before a cat fight breaks out.
Mustafa: Yup, knowing how those two are.
Daniel: They need counseling.
Corbin: Amen to that!
In the ring
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhh!
Alexa: Really? Are you serious?
Corbin comes out first.
Corbin: As much as I love seeing you two fight. There's a main event that's supposed to happen and the King needs his time!
Nikki: Jerry is here?
Corbin: No! Me!
Alexa: All I see is a rip off Game of Thrones character.
Sasha: And I see a...
Before Sasha could say anything the rest of the participants come in.
Sasha: Why are you all here?!?
Xander: Because he said that he'd win and we want to say something?
Alexa: He's got a point.
Sasha: Whatever, but hey you're cute. Wanna come to the hotel after?
Alexa and Nikki had a perplexed reaction to it. And the guys had questioning looks.
Xander: Aren't you married? And didn't you imply that Alexa was a hoe? If anything you're the hoe right now.
Sasha: Excuse me?!?
Xander: Vicky? I thought I just heard Vicky? Did you?
Mustafa: Weird, I thought the sam...
Corbin: Will you two shut up!
Daniel: You know it's not nice to interrupt right?
Corbin: So what? The faster the match starts the faster I get my crack at the IC title.
Ali: Who said you were going to win? Every title opportunity you had you squandered.
Corbin: What about you? You couldn't beat Cedric and Buddy for the cruiserweight title and you think you'd win this?
Xander: At least he didn't choke the Money in the Bank cash in...
Nikki: Ooo, he's right! He's right!
Corbin: You know what? Get the referee in here now!
Alexa: Welp there goes my show!
The women walk back but before Alexa gets out she whispers to Xander.
Alexa: Good luck.
Xander: Thanks.
The referee runs down the ramp and the ring boys help get the ring cleared for wrestling.
End of match
Cole: Ali is going for the 054, we haven't seen him use that in a while!
Corey: Wait! Xander jumps to the top rope and just hit Ali with an Angle slam!
Renee: Corbin throws Xander out and picks up Daniel Bryan. I think he's setting him up for the end of days!
Corey: End of Days! We might see King Corbin challenge Shinsuke!
Mustafa breaks up the three count but gets the end of days as well from Corbin.
Corey: King Corbin watch out!
As Corbin turns around he's met with a super kick from Xander. Then followed up by a spinebuster.
Cole: I think he's setting Corbin up for the Spiral tap!
As Xander gets to the top rope he winks at the hard cam.
Cole: SPIRAL TAP!!!!!
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*Bell Rings*
Corey: Xander is going to Fastlane this Sunday to challenge Shinsuke Nakamura for the IC title!
Backstage locker room
Xander and Shinsuke were chatting.
Xander: It going to be great tearing it up again with you.
Shin: We're going to have some fun!
Xander: Just don't be too stiff on me like last time alright? I don't need another fake tooth.
Shin: Just as long as you don't do the same. Plus, you're wearing a mouth guard now.
Xander: You got a deal!
The two friends laugh it off until Alexa walks in.
Alexa: You ready to go?
Xander: You bet princess! Talk to you later Shin?
Shin: You got it!
Shinsuke leaves the two alone.
Alexa: You nervous for Sunday?
Xander: A little, but it's something I've dealt with before.
Alexa: That's good, now to travel to Charlotte for Fastlane!
Xander: I'm driving huh?
Alexa: Yup!
Xander: Better keep me awake!
Alexa: Coffee!
The two headed to the car and drove off to Charlotte, NC where Fastlane would be held.