Anakin: Wait for it..... wait for it.... ha! 9:01! Obi-Wan is officially late for the first time ever! Alright, who's got theories?
Cody: His alarm didn't go off.
Anakin: All three alarms, with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
Rex: Oh! He was taken in his sleep.
Anakin: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Rex, but more plausible than Cody's idiotic alarm clock theory.
Ahsoka: I bet he tucked himself in his bed too tight and got stuck.