- homeboy johnny cade ain't innocent so y'all need to shut the fuck up
- he is horny
- ALL THE DAMN TIME
- he is a teenage boy, so it is valid
- have you fucking seen him? i would ride his dick any day i mean what
- so anyway today we doing a johnny sex hc
- i know i kinda already did this but you can never be too much of a whore for johnny cade so
- LETS GET INTO IT
- hickeys
- hickeys EVERYWHERE
- this bitch has definitely popped some buttons and broke some zippers
- clothes being torn off of you? you best believe it
- "johnny, that was one of my favorite shirts."
- "i'll buy you another one."
- fucking loves a good strip tease
- even though he doesn't like the actual teasing part
- he's just here for the stripping
- gets a boner so fucking fast if you sit on his lap
- he will 100% grind on you if this happens
- or you'll end up giving him a hand job
- there have been times where you both just get off by grinding on each other
- he is not opposed to the idea of public sex AT ALL
- will bang one out WHENEVER and WHEREVER
- if someone would walk in he would deadass not care and keep going
- "why should we stop on account of them? they could care less."
- you didn't hear it from me but he definitely into bondage
- i know ive said this before but it needs to be said again just because i want to:
- his favorite position is missionary because he likes to see your facial expressions
- your orgasm face makes him go fucking WILD
- "that was so hot. you don't even understand."
- damn the horny really fucking jumped out there sorry
- did_you_say_fangirl and i decided that out of everyone in the gang he would hold out the longest
- he would also be able to go for the most rounds
- johnny boy gots that STAMINA
- "you up for another round, johnnycakes?"
- "are there even any condoms left?"
- this is what we discuss at four in the morning
- doesn't even ask if he's doing anything right because he's confident as FUCK
- "i know how to make my girl feel good. i don't even have to worry about messing up anymore."
- he knows his way around in the sheets
- damn this boy is ROUGH in bed
- he doesn't mean to be it's just the way he is
- some morning you'll both wake up and be like "huh i wonder how i got that bruise."
- REALLY goddamn loud
- why is he so loud? we don't know he just is
- i'm talking, moaning, groaning, yelling, beds squeaking, stuff being knocked off tables and counters, walls being pounded against
- if someone doesn't hit their head off of something it wasn't good sex
- "ow, fuck. that goddamn shelf. you really gotta take that down, y/n."
- no one better be planning on getting any peace and quiet if he's having sex in the same proximity as them
-he just gets all kinds of turned on when you moan
- noise complaints quite frequently
- as i have said in previous chapters, he fucking NUTS when you tug or pull on his hair
- this bastard loves giving oral because he knows you're basically putty in his hands
- this boys fingers can work fucking wonders
- he knows ALL the goddamn tricks
- cannot fucking contain himself when you give him a blowjob
- this boy is a hot fucking mess
- grips onto anything around him
- your hair, the bed sheets, the couch
- he cannot keep still so he squirms around
- he whimpers a lot
- shower sex is a definite yes
- that's how you two get hurt most of the time
- if things get messy
- (which they usually do)
- he'll change the sheets and clean up no matter how tired he is
- he cant relax and have a cigarette after sex if the sheets are covered in sweat and god knows what else
- cuddling after fucking is a must
- he's so gentle and soft after he gets done fucking the life out of you
- i can't really think of anything else to write so uh
- that's it
- sorry to be so horny on main
- thanks did_you_say_fangirl for the suggestion
- thanks for reading
- love you all
- if there's any mistakes i'm sorry i barely proofread