ONCE UPON A TIME IN SESAME HELL ELMO WAS FUCKIN U BITCH, YOU SEE ELMO IS A BASTARD AND PART OF ILLUMINATI AND HIS MOUTH IS SATAN'S BUTTHOLE. AND ALL PPL WHO HATE SESAME STREET AND WHO ARE HOES, DIE THERE. THEY GET SUCKED UP LIKE KIRBY AND THEY GET PUNCHED BY CHUCK NORRIS WHILE HE EVILLY LOLS IN UR FACE AND SASHAYS AWAY FABULOUSLY. ELMO IS SATAN OR PERIOD BLOOD...SAME THING. HE SECRETLY TRIANGLES U WHILE U WATCH TV, THATS WHY U DONT WATCH DORA BECAUSE ALL SHE DOES IS FUK UR EX. SHE NAWT KEWL, SHE JUST A HOE. AND NOW ELMO, DONT GET ME STARTED ON THAT SON OF A BITCH. DONT U GET ME STARTED. HE MIND RAPES U AND HE SLURPS ALL YOUR CHOCOLATE CAKE AWAY FROM UR PLATE. THAT SON OF A BITCH.
So kids what have we learned today?
Yup thts right. We learned that you dont go to sesame street... WITHOUT COOKIE MONSTER CUZ HE IS LIKE A MINI CHUCK NORRIS AND HE NOOTS ALOT. COOKIE MONSTER IS LIKE JESUS HE SAVES UR LIFE.
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