Commentary
Renee: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Friday Night Smackdown!
Pat McAfee: Let's get this party started!
Corey: Man you guys are obnoxious.
Backstage
Xander was ready in his ring gear and hung out with the UpUpDwnDwn crew.
Xander: Man the videos you guys post are hilarious as hell!
Big E: Hell yeah! It's more fun when you're just with your friends messing about.
Kofi: The tournaments is where it's at!
Woods: I'd like for you to be in the show someday!
Xander: Man set it up, I'm down anytime for the next month or so to record.
Woods: Hell yeah! When are you supposed to be on tonight?
Xander: It was supposed to be an opening segment with Corbin but they pushed it back towards the end of the show.
Woods: While we wait for your call time. What game you want to play right now?
Xander: Y'all have Madden?
Kofi: Ohh let's go!!!
A few matches later...
Kofi: How the hell do I lose to the Raiders?!?
Miz: Cause you suck!
Xander: Hey man don't diss my team!
Kofi: Fine fine, but next game I'm using the Pats.
Xander: And it'll be the same result, Carr to Renfrow for the win! Be lucky CWood retired a while back or else I'd be picking you everytime.
Before Kofi could reply, a producer walked in and said Xander's segment was up.
Xander: Alright, rematch some other time Mr. 24/7?
Kofi: You got it baaayyyybeeee!
Gorilla
Hunter: You and Corbin already know what to do right?
Corbin: Yeah, you?
Xander: 100%
Hunter: Good.
At that point Sasha walks in not looking too happy and sits down to wait for her match which was after their segment.
Xander: Geez, is she on her period or something?
Hunter chuckles and Corbin smiles.
Hunter: Nah, she's like that everytime she has a match with a certain someone.
Xander: Who?
Corbin: It's best not to mention her at the moment since Sasha looks more annoyed than usual.
Xander: Alright then.
Hunter: Corbin you're up!
While Xander waits for Corbin to do his thing Alexa walks in and both women glared at one another.
Xander: So princess is the "she" y'all were talking about.
Hunter: Princess?
Xander: Long story short, we were best friends growing up before I moved to Detroit.
Hunter: Ahh ok
Alexa: Hey Xandie
Hunter chuckles and by chance Vince heard the name too snickered.
Xander: You know I hated it when you said that in public right?
Alexa: I know, that's why I do it.
Xander notices Sasha glaring daggers at Lexi but shrugs it off as he was about to go out.
Ring
Corbin: I am tired of being over looked and I'm your KING!. And you know what you people are responsible for this!
Crowd: What?
Corbin: You people just want whats the next hot thing and ignore me! I deserve to be in the spotlight not that New Japan reject that debuted in the Rumble?
Crowd: What?
Corbin: Quit yelling what! That's been irrelevant just like your Orlando Magic team since Dwight ditched y'all for LA. Now...
Crowd pops off as Xander walks out and into the ring.
Corbin: What are you doing here?
Xander: I'm tired of hearing a fake king bitching and moaning and then call me a reject.
Corbin: Fake king? I won the King of the Ring!
Xander: What you accomplished in your career, I did in half a year in Japan!
Corbin tries to cheap shot him, but Xander counters with a chop block.
He then he picks him up for a brain buster, but Corbin escapes his grasp.
Xander picks up his scepter
Corbin: Don't you dare!
Xander: Dare what?!?
Corbin: Don't...
As he said that Xander smashes the scepter to the delight of the crowd.
Commentary
Corey: How dare he destroy King Corbin's scepter!!!
Pat: He deserves it! He's not reject. That man is legit!
Backstage
Hunter: Good job guys!
Xander: Thanks boss.
Corbin: That was a good chop block.
Xander: Thanks! Been a while since I did that.
Hunter: Alexa! Sasha! You're up!
Xander: Good luck.
Alexa: Thanks!
Alexa gives him a hug and a smile.
The women get ready and Sasha goes out and then Alexa.
Xander sits in the gorilla to watch his best friend's match.
It started out normal, headlock, taunting, and back and forth blows between the women.
Towards the end of the match
Corey: Alexa sets up the spoight stealer for a DDT!
Renee: wait Sahsa counters it and super kicks Alexa in the face!
Pat: It looks like Alexa is bleeding from her mouth!
In the ring
Ref: Alexa you ok?
Alexa: Yeah, it's just a busted lip.
Announce table (trying to sell this as a storyline)
Corey: Thats a disgrace! She can't stand that Alexa took her spotlight!
Pat: Look! Sasha is picking up Alexa.
Renee: Alexa counters it with a small package!
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Bell Rings!
Announcer: Your winner! Alexa Bliss!
Gorilla after the match
Hunter: What was that?!?
Sasha: She botched that super kick!
Alexa: You fucking bitch it was supposed to be a kick to the gut!!!!
Sasha: Just stop talking to me you loser.
Alexa: You...
At that point Xander pulled Lexi away and had her sit down with the doctors.
Vince: Alright everyone calm down before I suspend and fine both of you for annoying me!
Sasha walks out angry and Hunter walks over to Lexi.
Hunter: Relax and we'll form a storyline from this ok?
Alexa: That sounds fine.
Xander: I'll walk you to your locker room
Alexa: Thank you.
At Lexi's house an hour later
Angela and Bob were alseep already so it was the two friends left awake.
Xander: So, what's the deal with you and Sasha?
Alexa: We got into it in NXT when we were coming up and since then she and I didn't get along that well.
Xander: Have y'all tried to resolve it?
Alexa: No we'd always get into arguments. Hey can we change the topic?
Xander: Um, I might buy a second house here just to make traveling a bit easier.
Alexa: Really? That would be awesome!
Xander: Yeah, there's a house nearby that I'm eyeing at. But I'm like one of 10 whose interested in the house.
Alexa: Hey if you don't get it you can still crash at my place for the east coast trips. That's if you want to.
Xander: Hm, I'd like that. Plus, it would give us time to catch up more.
Alexa: Speaking of catching up...
Xander: Tradition?
Alexa's reply was running to the kitchen, grabbing some snacks, and sitting back down with a huge smile.
Xander: I guess that answers my question.
The two watched Monsters, Inc. and fell asleep on the couch.